Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Late, but eternally relevant.

Can't believe Penny and Co. think there isn't any possible reason people would report them aside from transphobia.
 
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ten dollars off said:
It just seems odd that they are begging for grocery money. Are there no foodbanks in the nearby town? What about freecycle groups? I'm guessing they can't get their daily requirements of Hot Pockets and Cheetos from those. With all that space I find it baffling they can't grow some easy shit like potatoes.
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I could be totally wrong, but I think the ground down there is very rocky and full of clay. I guess they could put up a greenhouse and grow some food like that.
 
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homewayhalf said:
Imagine being 35 and having nothing to your name except plastic toys. Most people Kevin’s age, sex, and race are buying homes, starting gardens, acquiring nice things for a nice life, maybe a California king bed or a new Lazyboy. Getting into rock climbing or enjoying weekend trips to the mountains, splurging on pricy liquor and getting white girl drunk at brunch with friends. Kevin is sharing a bed with 2 other men, has no job or savings, lays in aforementioned shared bed all day, and has literally nothing of his own besides useless toys that contribute nothing to building a good life. I can’t get over the fact that this dude doesn’t even have his own bed.
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Reminds me of this one game collector guy on YouTube who had bookshelves full of vidya on every wall but no bed frame. Would it really be so hard to spend some transformerbux on a cheap bed? Hell, if they didn’t have the space for another bed in the troon thunderdome they could always switch out the sofa for one of those sofas that converts into a bed.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
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Hi Hailey! Welcome to the Farms! I hope you enjoy your stay! ;)

Your experience as a tranny isn't special or interesting because every single thing you mentioned as a #TruTrans experience is something regular people can go through. People lose friends over life decisions, people get gatekeeped by doctors, people have chronic illnesses that require lifelong medicines and surgeries, people need therapy.

The idea that transgender people are just this wholly different breed of human that are impossible for 99% of the population to understand is probably why more and more people are getting sick of trying to understand. It's narcissistic as fuck to act like a teenager and spew "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!!!!! *sigh*" when someone asks why you are chopping off your testicles.

Also there are plenty of transgender posters and tranny jannies on Kiwifarms- the smart ones just don't fucking mention it because it contributes nothing.
 
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I think troons are obsessed with thighs because it's one of the few areas on the male body that can bear a passing resemblance to that of a "hot" female body.

Mild PL: The other day my buddy was scrolling through instagram and passed by an image of a butt and legs. I mocked him for thirsting over what I thought was an e-thot on insta, until I got a clearer look and realized it was the awkward white coworker from the show Kim's Convenience.
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This is what the actor normally looks like:
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A male body from literally any other angle -- hips, chest, shoulders, neck, hands, ANYWHERE -- is obviously immediately male. But thighs, if photographed from the right angle and you don't look too closely, are probably as close as any man will get to making any part of his body look female.
This is just some guy, not known for being in shape, definitely not on any hormones, and literally just taking the piss, and this is the result.

edit: fuck I'm a page late, I left the window open without pressing send. Oh well
 
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Easy Peasy said:
Hayley can stay if they have meaningful shit to contribute, and not related to their porn career. Otherwise we dont curr. We want to hear about how you grifted your trip to Colorado and how stupid kevin actually is
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I'd love for Hailey to come and try and defend Kevin and inadvertently reveal how little they care about their meal ticket.
 
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Law said:
I think that Kevvie's meltdown over financial mismanagement proves beyond a doubt that he is an addict, and he is currently addicted to buying toys. Replace "Walmart Transformers toys and plushies" with "cocaine" and see how his current situation sounds.
It also shows how profoundly messed up the troon squad's priorities are. Yes, groceries and food for your animals are more important than Star Wars shit from Etsy. Yes, collectors will sell off parts of their collections if they need money. No, it's not a hate crime to point out that you should pay your bills before buying toys.
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Kevin has an addiction which is impulse spending on toys and stupid nerd collectables (and pornography and social media but that's a different thing). His massive hugbox of troons and woke leftists enable this, and will attack anyone who questions it (even if they're a troon themselves).

It would be incredible if fellow troons told Kev to quit with the grift, like Lou Gags being told off by troons and leftists. You wouldn't be able to use the scapegoat argument that people who disagree with you on anything are transphobic, Kevvy.

Also hello to Wedge and his blown-out asshole.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
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Hiya Wedg— I mean “Hailey”!

Is it triggering for Kev- I mean “Kathryn” that your lurking here? I mean your welcome to browse but must be pretty hurtful for poor Kathryn who can’t work because she’s recovering from her brave and stunning bottom surgery.

wait don’t you have a surgery starting in just a few days? Will you read the farms right before you go under? I sure hope removing your nuts will help you get employment and enough to afford rent!

yo’ dude be real with me, are you getting your nuts chopped off so you can get free room and board at the ranch? Will you be forced into pennies harem or are you allowed to be a free agent? Feel free to DM me on Twitter, my account is @mode_view
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Hiya Wedg— I mean “Hailey”!

Is it triggering for Kev- I mean “Kathryn” that your lurking here? I mean your welcome to browse but must be pretty hurtful for poor Kathryn who can’t work because she’s recovering from her brave and stunning bottom surgery.

wait don’t you have a surgery starting in just a few days? Will you read the farms right before you go under? I sure hope removing your nuts will help you get employment and enough to afford rent!

yo’ dude be real with me, are you getting your nuts chopped off so you can get free room and board at the ranch? Will you be forced into pennies harem or are you allowed to be a free agent? Feel free to DM me on Twitter, my account is @mode_view
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Wedge is a much cooler name than hailey dont give them that dignity
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Bonjour pédés de Twitter !

Please reread what that post you stunningly and bravely screenshotted said. Note that it says ”natural bodies”, not ”amholes”.
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Amhole is just another one of those multi-level marketing scams. It's all about recruiting people to turn troon so they can turn others troon while you sit back and reap the profits of their labor.
 
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homewayhalf said:
Imagine being 35 and having nothing to your name except plastic toys. Most people Kevin’s age, sex, and race are buying homes, starting gardens, acquiring nice things for a nice life, maybe a California king bed or a new Lazyboy. Getting into rock climbing or enjoying weekend trips to the mountains, splurging on pricy liquor and getting white girl drunk at brunch with friends. Kevin is sharing a bed with 2 other men, has no job or savings, lays in aforementioned shared bed all day, and has literally nothing of his own besides useless toys that contribute nothing to building a good life. I can’t get over the fact that this dude doesn’t even have his own bed.
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At least I have my collection of Internet stickers.
 
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Hailey HMU for some constructive advice about those eyebrows, they’ve got real potential.

For heaven’s sake though: trauma is not a contest. Detailing your specific (and your community’s more general) suffering is sometimes useful to make a point but it does not do to make it your only clapback. I am sorry to inform you that the universe at large simply does not care one way or the other about you (or anyone!), and you cannot bend it to your will. I mean this sincerely and with kindness: Self-importance and egocentrism are artifacts of childhood. Let that shit go.
 
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Elysian said:
Reminds me of this one game collector guy on YouTube who had bookshelves full of vidya on every wall but no bed frame. Would it really be so hard to spend some transformerbux on a cheap bed? Hell, if they didn’t have the space for another bed in the troon thunderdome they could always switch out the sofa for one of those sofas that converts into a bed.
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Or bunk beds. Or, hell, even those Japanese floor mattress things or a sleeping bag. I would rather sleep on the floor in my own little space than be the middle person in a full size bed surrounded by people with bad hygiene. Every time I think about what that bed must smell like given their lack of hygiene and lack of regular housekeeping, it makes me retch a little. I don't know how any adult could stand to live like that. I'm not even a neat freak by a long shot, but it would freak me out to live in those conditions.
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That is correct, I remember a pic of that was posted, dont recall where or what it looks like, probably my brain protecting myself.
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It was pretty forgettable. IIrc, it actually was similar to Yaniv's stubby dick. I've wondered if maybe a lot of dudes troon out because they are insecure about their tiny dicks.

Pedo Epstein and rapist Weinstein also had weird dicks. Just seems like either weird dicks are a symptom of whatever genetic inferiority makes these dudes crazy or insecurity about their weird dicks makes them crazy.
 
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