Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[Mr E. Grifter]

See I told y'all the A-Lawgz wouldn't get me, I told y'all I would walk out a free man. What did I say? Yeah, I always said my crime was too petty and pathetic for the courts to be interested. I was right all along.

I'm simply too pathetic for anyone in the real world to take notice of me.

 

[Pill Cosby]

God literally personally spoke these words while pointing directly at Pantsu. Which is funny because her lovers are hung like hamsters and jizz like tadpoles.

I was listen to the The Dick Show and Digi was going into detail how his foreskin hung over his penis and how pissing cleans it. Fucking gross no wonder pantsu left him, probably smelt like piss and vinegar.

 

[AltisticRight]

congrates Ralph! treat yourself with a nice glass of makers mark! you earned it buddy!
what? you going to travel to your baby mamas home state just to get a personal pad on the back from daddy dick?

EVEN BETTER!

Disgruntled Californian coin merchant led a militia of children, shot dead notorious gunt and pedodefender Dax.
Nah jk, Vickers is too much of a cuck.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

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Did his show even start yet?
Ralph's so in love with Null's cock that he brings it up every chance he can.

Can you imagine explaining this to a normie?

I wouldn't be surprised if he dreams about Null's dick.

We’ve heard about it so much that I’m surprised we’re not all dreaming about Null’s dick.

I was listen to the The Dick Show and Digi was going into detail how his foreskin hung over his penis and how pissing cleans it. Fucking gross no wonder pantsu left him, probably smelt like piss and vinegar.

No wonder May tried to convince him to chop it off. Maybe she’s on a crusade to convince the most disgusting, degenerate men to self-castrate. Based Pantsu.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

See I told y'all the A-Lawgz wouldn't get me, I told y'all I would walk out a free man. What did I say? Yeah, I always said my crime was too petty and pathetic for the courts to be interested. I was right all along.

I'm simply too pathetic for anyone in the real world to take notice of me.

I loved his work in the grubhub commercial.

 

[Pale Empress]

Daddy Dax giving Reethan a platform to do a victory lap. Guaranteed extended segment bitching about the alawgs at the Karen Farms, and possibly some limpwristed concern trolling from Dax about how misguided he thinks Nool has been.

So business as usual.

I just had an entirely optimistic (and likely delusional) thought regarding this post.

Ethan flies California in an effort to make up with Vickers and own up to his responsibilities, he uses this opportunity to "clear the air" publicly on TDS, doubling down on his Iranian hackers story and throwing shade at the Farms in the process. He did say he planned on addressing Vickers and the entire debacle somewhere down the line, there are so many ways he could spin the situation to legitimately benefit himself in a positive way.

Then again maybe I'm expecting too much from an obese addict raised by a single mother. Regardless, I hope he does the right thing, if not only for his son.

 

[naught sock account 1]

he got a bit of dsp luck, he better hope it stays that way and it doesn't run out..

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I just had an entirely optimistic (and likely delusional) thought regarding this post.

Ethan flies California in an effort to make up with Vickers and own up to his responsibilities, he uses this opportunity to "clear the air" publicly on TDS, doubling down on his Iranian hackers story and throwing shade at the Farms in the process. He did say he planned on addressing Vickers and the entire debacle somewhere down the line, there are so many ways he could spin the situation to legitimately benefit himself in a positive way.

Then again maybe I'm expecting too much from an obese addict raised by a single mother. Regardless, I hope he does the right thing, if not only for his son.

Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.
Matthew 10:34

 

[BarelyLegalGreta]

its obvious Ralph is going to California to get more of those California-style sandwiches.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Even though I think Faith not sending him to jail now and waiting until child support time, Ralph is showing some DSP levels of luck here.
- This arrest saved his ass by not allowing him to go to DC and join Baked Alaska in being a retard which lets be honest he would have totally done.
- The charges go to some juvenial family court that keeps records sealed for privacy
- His ALawgs are so over zealous they ruin any chances of police taking accusations and reports against Ralph seriously even when he is recorded in breaking the law.
- Charges get dropped, no one has any records as to why, and Gunt gets to victory dance about being innocent (and in the US you are innocent until proven guilty).

So what is next? Well, baby mama drama which never really ends well. But lets assume this crazy luck streak Ralph has keeps going. What crazy luck could happen for the Gunt to walk away from this unscathed?

- Ralph gets custody of his child by Faith agreeing to sign it over, and makes Pantsu and his mom raise the demon baby and he is able to keep Pantsu around by offering up his baby. Funny thing, CPS takes the baby away it's a win for Ralph cause no more demon baby and he gets no blow to his reputation because he tried to do the right thing and he is a victim of ALAWGS and CPS. CPS does nothing because the ALAWGS bother them too much & he gets to use his baby as pedo pussy bait and have a harem of Pantsu's.
- Ralph goes to court for child support but they use his current earnings (cause judge is incompitent boomer) and the payments equal out to less than $100 a month and Faith gets too freaked out to ever try taking him to court again for a raise to that if his earnings ever go up.
- Ralph gets a paternity test that shows the demon baby is not his after all
- Faith gets a ultra late term abortion, meaning Ralph is off the hook morally/financially and can berate an enemy for killing his baby. However Ralph will have to deal with Aborted Retort jokes to no end.
- Faith Miscarries, Ralph will have to deal with Aborted Retort jokes to no end but off the hook morally/financially.
- ALAWGS boost Ralphs earnings because they think it will hurt him in showing the court income for the child support stuff. Judge averages it out with the time he hasn't really been making money and he barely sees an increase in what he has to pay.
- Ralph somehow gets away with only claiming on small sliver of his earnings that is insignificant (like the monthly patreon) and dumb boomer judge doesn't look into it anymore cause he no understand internet or math
- Ralph loses somehow, and all the ALAWGS think they scored a win, but CPS takes away the child from Faith, refuses to give it to Ralph cause convicted felon, and send it to and adoption home with Ralph getting out of a massive child support bill
- Faith is a stupid lazy bitch and refused to pursue anything cause feelings and retardation and mommy and daddy will just take care of her mistake no matter how reckless and expensive it is.

Ralph may become the new DSP, the only difference is DSP has a bunch of possesions, a clean criminal record, and walked away unscathed from bankruptcy while his earnings went up. Ralph is basically just able to stay out of jail while his health and earnings decline.

 

[RichardRApe]

- The charges go to some juvenial family court that keeps records sealed for privacy

Someone posted an explanation that it's only juvenile hearings/trials that get kept under seal, anything domestic violence related between adults (that just happens to be in that court) is publicly available. You just have to go in person and pay a couple bucks to get the information.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Even though I think Faith not sending him to jail now and waiting until child support time, Ralph is showing some DSP levels of luck here.
- This arrest saved his ass by not allowing him to go to DC and join Baked Alaska in being a retard which lets be honest he would have totally done.
- The charges go to some juvenial family court that keeps records sealed for privacy
- His ALawgs are so over zealous they ruin any chances of police taking accusations and reports against Ralph seriously even when he is recorded in breaking the law.
- Charges get dropped, no one has any records as to why, and Gunt gets to victory dance about being innocent (and in the US you are innocent until proven guilty).

So what is next? Well, baby mama drama which never really ends well. But lets assume this crazy luck streak Ralph has keeps going. What crazy luck could happen for the Gunt to walk away from this unscathed?

- Ralph gets custody of his child by Faith agreeing to sign it over, and makes Pantsu and his mom raise the demon baby and he is able to keep Pantsu around by offering up his baby. Funny thing, CPS takes the baby away it's a win for Ralph cause no more demon baby and he gets no blow to his reputation because he tried to do the right thing and he is a victim of ALAWGS and CPS. CPS does nothing because the ALAWGS bother them too much & he gets to use his baby as pedo pussy bait and have a harem of Pantsu's.
- Ralph goes to court for child support but they use his current earnings (cause judge is incompitent boomer) and the payments equal out to less than $100 a month and Faith gets too freaked out to ever try taking him to court again for a raise to that if his earnings ever go up.
- Ralph gets a paternity test that shows the demon baby is not his after all
- Faith gets a ultra late term abortion, meaning Ralph is off the hook morally/financially and can berate an enemy for killing his baby. However Ralph will have to deal with Aborted Retort jokes to no end.
- Faith Miscarries, Ralph will have to deal with Aborted Retort jokes to no end but off the hook morally/financially.
- ALAWGS boost Ralphs earnings because they think it will hurt him in showing the court income for the child support stuff. Judge averages it out with the time he hasn't really been making money and he barely sees an increase in what he has to pay.
- Ralph somehow gets away with only claiming on small sliver of his earnings that is insignificant (like the monthly patreon) and dumb boomer judge doesn't look into it anymore cause he no understand internet or math
- Ralph loses somehow, and all the ALAWGS think they scored a win, but CPS takes away the child from Faith, refuses to give it to Ralph cause convicted felon, and send it to and adoption home with Ralph getting out of a massive child support bill
- Faith is a stupid lazy bitch and refused to pursue anything cause feelings and retardation and mommy and daddy will just take care of her mistake no matter how reckless and expensive it is.

Ralph may become the new DSP, the only difference is DSP has a bunch of possesions, a clean criminal record, and walked away unscathed from bankruptcy while his earnings went up. Ralph is basically just able to stay out of jail while his health and earnings decline.

There could be a chance that the kid might not even be his. Word down the grapevine is that our pal Ethan here is into cuckolding with bbc bulls. Can anyone confirm this or is it all just speculation?

 

[Ralphamale]

There could be a chance that the kid might not even be his. Word down the grapevine is that our pal Ethan here is into cuckolding with bbc bulls. Can anyone confirm this or is it all just speculation?

Our homeboy Jceaser confirmed everything we need to know.

 

[RichardRApe]

Word down the grapevine is that our pal Ethan here is into cuckolding with bbc bulls.

Now what would give you that idea?

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Now what would give you that idea?
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You either die an hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the cuck.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

he got a bit of dsp luck, he better hope it stays that way and it doesn't run out..

IDK about that. Both of them have bad personalities, and no skills or talent. But compared to Ralph, DSP has had a long and successful internet career. They're also both fat, ugly, and slovely, yet Phil manages to bang women who are less ugly. Phil's lack of talent has carried him much further IMO. Ralph is pretty much where I'd expect him to be for someone of his caliber.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

IDK about that. Both of them have bad personalities, and no skills or talent. But compared to Ralph, DSP has had a long and successful internet career. They're also both fat, ugly, and slovely, yet Phil manages to bang women who are less ugly. Phil's lack of talent has carried him much further IMO. Ralph is pretty much where I'd expect him to be for someone of his caliber.

That and Phil hasn't been deplatformed AFAIK.

 

[Just_A_guy]

we got any farmers in the Richmond VA area that are willing to waste a few bucks at the courthouse for the records, im still curious about what this "special circumstance" is.

 

[Merry]

Even though I think Faith not sending him to jail now and waiting until child support time, Ralph is showing some DSP levels of luck here.
- This arrest saved his ass by not allowing him to go to DC and join Baked Alaska in being a retard which lets be honest he would have totally done.
- The charges go to some juvenial family court that keeps records sealed for privacy
- His ALawgs are so over zealous they ruin any chances of police taking accusations and reports against Ralph seriously even when he is recorded in breaking the law.
- Charges get dropped, no one has any records as to why, and Gunt gets to victory dance about being innocent (and in the US you are innocent until proven guilty).

So what is next? Well, baby mama drama which never really ends well. But lets assume this crazy luck streak Ralph has keeps going. What crazy luck could happen for the Gunt to walk away from this unscathed?

- Ralph gets custody of his child by Faith agreeing to sign it over, and makes Pantsu and his mom raise the demon baby and he is able to keep Pantsu around by offering up his baby. Funny thing, CPS takes the baby away it's a win for Ralph cause no more demon baby and he gets no blow to his reputation because he tried to do the right thing and he is a victim of ALAWGS and CPS. CPS does nothing because the ALAWGS bother them too much & he gets to use his baby as pedo pussy bait and have a harem of Pantsu's.
- Ralph goes to court for child support but they use his current earnings (cause judge is incompitent boomer) and the payments equal out to less than $100 a month and Faith gets too freaked out to ever try taking him to court again for a raise to that if his earnings ever go up.
- Ralph gets a paternity test that shows the demon baby is not his after all
- Faith gets a ultra late term abortion, meaning Ralph is off the hook morally/financially and can berate an enemy for killing his baby. However Ralph will have to deal with Aborted Retort jokes to no end.
- Faith Miscarries, Ralph will have to deal with Aborted Retort jokes to no end but off the hook morally/financially.
- ALAWGS boost Ralphs earnings because they think it will hurt him in showing the court income for the child support stuff. Judge averages it out with the time he hasn't really been making money and he barely sees an increase in what he has to pay.
- Ralph somehow gets away with only claiming on small sliver of his earnings that is insignificant (like the monthly patreon) and dumb boomer judge doesn't look into it anymore cause he no understand internet or math
- Ralph loses somehow, and all the ALAWGS think they scored a win, but CPS takes away the child from Faith, refuses to give it to Ralph cause convicted felon, and send it to and adoption home with Ralph getting out of a massive child support bill
- Faith is a stupid lazy bitch and refused to pursue anything cause feelings and retardation and mommy and daddy will just take care of her mistake no matter how reckless and expensive it is.

Ralph may become the new DSP, the only difference is DSP has a bunch of possesions, a clean criminal record, and walked away unscathed from bankruptcy while his earnings went up. Ralph is basically just able to stay out of jail while his health and earnings decline.

It would seem he has some role to play yet, a higher power is sparing him

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

It would seem he has some role to play yet, a higher power is sparing him

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