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We both know that's not water...Mormons use water for the Sacrament, so basically he's just drooling.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
- Thread starter Cryin RN
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Russ really is the kind of person whose life is so pathetic that multiple people are willing to say, “Maybe he should take up drugs.”
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If Russ could physically smoke some pot I'd say he should go to the Dr Stoner I saw advertised on many LV billboards and chill the everloving fuck out.
But I guess he'd just have to babybird some edibles instead.
But I guess he'd just have to babybird some edibles instead.
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If he feels superior to people who drink, I can't imagine how smug he is towards people who do pot.
Damien Thorne
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And yet most stoners have done more with their lives than Russ ever has. I’ll take a hit to that sentiment.
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I think that he'd benefit from one of those hellishly intense, hours-long, LSD-induced introspective nightmares. He'd either come out of it having learned something,
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Can confirm. I had a stoner as a roommate and he was downright productive compared to Russ. He took the trash out without being asked. Does anyone think Russ was an awful roommate? He probably hit on his roomie's gfs, and refused to help with cleaning claiming the lease didn't require him to.
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“Russ, did you take out the trash today?”
“....I took out my trash.”
Russ is 110% this insufferable fucking arsehole flatmate.
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Then he'd demand you praise him for doing so and as a reward you have to hire him a hooker to suck him his penis.
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"Russ, why is my food missing?"
"Ah dhunnoh"
"There's a trail of drool and crumbs leading to your room."
"THISH ITH DHUSHRIMATION AH GOH SHUE"
"Whatever, man, just don't touch my shit"
StraightShooter2
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Another piece of news that probably pissed Russell off:
Ariana Grande and her fiancé Dalton Gomez are spreading love and holiday cheer this season.
The duo sent UCLA Mattel Children’s Hospital patients and their families special gifts from their wishlist. Grande and her team chose gifts for each age and developmental level across both of the hospital’s campuses in Westwood and Santa Monica, California. Patients and staff were also treated with meals and pizza.
Ariana Grande and her fiancé Dalton Gomez are spreading love and holiday cheer this season.
The duo sent UCLA Mattel Children’s Hospital patients and their families special gifts from their wishlist. Grande and her team chose gifts for each age and developmental level across both of the hospital’s campuses in Westwood and Santa Monica, California. Patients and staff were also treated with meals and pizza.
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Oh, so SHE can give presents to sick kids and everyone loves her, but when RUSSELL GREER gives presents, it’s all “that’s against concert policy sir, it’s right there on your VIP badge, blah blah” WHAT A HYPOCRITE!!!Another piece of news that probably pissed Russell off:
Ariana Grande and her fiancé Dalton Gomez are spreading love and holiday cheer this season.
The duo sent UCLA Mattel Children’s Hospital patients and their families special gifts from their wishlist. Grande and her team chose gifts for each age and developmental level across both of the hospital’s campuses in Westwood and Santa Monica, California. Patients and staff were also treated with meals and pizza.
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Besides, it's not like the kids put in effort like Russ did. All they did was get cancer. Russ faces actual real adversity like trauma lumps and having the personality equivalent of cottage cheese aging on a radiator. Plus he's not gonna just die in a few months like the cancer kids so it won't be a waste of money. Gawh you just don't understand
JustSomeChick
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You know, I had a thought. Back when I was reading this thread beginning to end, I would often read it on my tablet in bed as a means of winding down for the night.
That has to be the only context in which a woman has ever willingly taken Russ to bed. Russ, you owe the Farms big time.
That has to be the only context in which a woman has ever willingly taken Russ to bed. Russ, you owe the Farms big time.
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Looking at Greer's face makes me kind of want to develop some kind of little electric implant that plugs into the brain stem externally and all it does is jolt the nerve that triggers the mouth to close. Hell, set it to a button that he can click on and off so he can talk and then click it to close his fucking mouth.
God I can only imagine the amount of drool this dude leaves around or just the dark spot on all of his shirts where that shit pools up after a long day of stalking women online.
Dude looks like a naked molerat that found a fake beard and wig in a Burger King grease trap.
God I can only imagine the amount of drool this dude leaves around or just the dark spot on all of his shirts where that shit pools up after a long day of stalking women online.
Dude looks like a naked molerat that found a fake beard and wig in a Burger King grease trap.
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I think Russ may be too fucked in the head for LSD therapy to have any positive effects for him. But I'd still love to see what happens to him if he did drop Acid.
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Looking at Greer's face makes me kind of want to develop some kind of little electric implant that plugs into my own brain stem and makes it so instead of seeing Russell Greer, I see a nice vase full of pleasant flowers, or a kitten.
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I know a girl who dropped acid and listened to Beyonce. She claims she had a spiritual experience where Beyonce seemed to be in the room speaking directly to her and giving her life advice. I'd like to think Russ would have the opposite of this experience. Maybe he'll see Taylor ripping his beating heart out of his chest and stomping it under her high heels. Or maybe Ariana will be laughing at his stupid looking face and her laughs will echo around him, driving him mad...
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Well, he doesn't seem to be that well detached to reality, so Russ seeing tay-tay playing footsies with saggy pants thug everytime he hears music wouldn't surprise me.
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Or maybe he would see all the women he's ever been hot for (especially T-Swiz, Arianna, Katy Perry, etc.) all banging a bunch of hot studs in front of him, everyone of them alternating between moaning in pleasure and laughing at him? Or maybe the veil of ego and narcissism would fall away from his eyes and he would see himself for how he is and how the rest of the world sees him? Or it could just be that chemicals in his brain meats are so unbalanced and out of whack that drugs like LSD and DMT would have little impact on him and he'd see things the way he always does? Who knows?