Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[JambledUpWords]

Jude needs to find some talent first for that


Brunch uwu


This is a decision she makes every day


More Jason


Jude is the real MVP


Twitter thread


Scammer is mad on behalf of someone else being a scammer too

 

[thejackal]

Everything except her astroturfed follower count is stagnant since she made "partner". If this is her career, she should be worried. I'd imagine she's more worried about these stats than her dad trying to deal with her mom's death.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I don't think she really wants to swim because she wants to lose weight or because she enjoys water. she probably wants to do it because it suits her brand as a mermaid queen. I saw her on stream trying to educate her followers about marine biology but ultimately failing and excusing it by: "I took the class but I didn't do well because I was at my peak depression.. but it was my favorite!!". Although I don't recall ever seeing her discuss the subject or buy books to educate herself outside of uni (correct me if I'm wrong as I don't watch her streams often)

She went to a low-tier art school, not a university, or even a liberal-arts college. And while art schools do usually require students to complete a few non-art classes in the name of broadening their education, I doubt very much that she took oceanography.

And no, she's shown no signs of ever reading about the subject, or even just watching a lot of videos on YouTube.

I mean, if she had, maybe she'd feel at least a small amount of concern about the impact of overfishing, and plastics, and the melting of Arctic sea ice--but she's blissfully ignorant of these. Or, if she's not, she doesn't care enough to reconsider her consumption habits, or try to educate her followers.

I remember her saying it was her friend who came up with the nickname, before that harry potter sperging was her thing then she rebranded to the idea of her friend. Girl has no passion other then e-begging, turning something your friend once said into your whole personality is kinda concerning.

She's proven over and over again that she has zero imagination, and not a single original thought in her head, so I'm not surprised at this.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Everything except her astroturfed follower count is stagnant since she made "partner". If this is her career, she should be worried. I'd imagine she's more worried about these stats than her dad trying to deal with her mom's death.

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March 2020 was definitely a good month for her since many people had to stop working for a while and had to stay indoors like a NEET. It was probably good for many people on Twitch, but I’m sure many realize that it was the exception in terms of engagement and not the rule. Now, if Jude had a more engaging personality and was able to talk on a variety of subjects while being entertaining to watch, her monthly viewership would look very good, but that’s assuming Jude wants to put in any work into what makes people actually watch Twitch streamers.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Scammer is mad on behalf of someone else being a scammer too
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"Expertise"? Jude started streaming November 2019, that's less than a year and a half. Her YT wasn't much to speak of either.
I'm willing to say that she has an understandings of the basics but she's hardly expert enough to be charging people for lessons.

 

[thejackal]

March 2020 was definitely a good month for her since many people had to stop working for a while and had to stay indoors like a NEET. It was probably good for many people on Twitch, but I’m sure many realize that it was the exception in terms of engagement and not the rule. Now, if Jude had a more engaging personality and was able to talk on a variety of subjects while being entertaining to watch, her monthly viewership would look very good, but that’s assuming Jude wants to put in any work into what makes people actually watch Twitch streamers.

She was riding the coat tails of much better streamers when Among Us was briefly the hot thing on Twitch the other month and yes with the pandemic ending (Biden now saying we can get to 300m vacces by end of July, LFG) people are going to be leaving their home in droves this summer to literally do anything but sit in front of their computer.

She's wasted her opportunity and doesn't even know it. I can't wait for this summer she's gonna chimp out hard when her new apt isn't manifested.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She was riding the coat tails of much better streamers when Among Us was briefly the hot thing on Twitch the other month and yes with the pandemic ending (Biden now saying we can get to 300m vacces by end of July, LFG) people are going to be leaving their home in droves this summer to literally do anything but sit in front of their computer.

She's wasted her opportunity and doesn't even know it. I can't wait for this summer she's gonna chimp out hard when her new apt isn't manifested.

Her viewership dropped like a rock right after March. That just tells me that people were bored and needed some mindless entertainment to get them through things. By April 2020, she was barely pulling in any viewers. In the summer, it picked up also due to Jude doing a bunch of charity streams for the Minnesota Freedom Fund and other bail projects. People are suckers for charity and will do things they otherwise wouldn’t do if they feel like they’re helping people. As you said though, she is also riding the coattails of much more successful streamers. Honestly, if Jude cared about actually being entertaining, she’d take careful notes of successful streamers she admires and look at how they engage with their audience. A big problem with Jude is that she won’t acknowledge you most of the time unless it’s to kiss her butt.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I don't think she really wants to swim because she wants to lose weight or because she enjoys water. she probably wants to do it because it suits her brand as a mermaid queen. I saw her on stream trying to educate her followers about marine biology but ultimately failing and excusing it by: "I took the class but I didn't do well because I was at my peak depression.. but it was my favorite!!". Although I don't recall ever seeing her discuss the subject or buy books to educate herself outside of uni (correct me if I'm wrong as I don't watch her streams often)
I remember her saying it was her friend who came up with the nickname, before that harry potter sperging was her thing then she rebranded to the idea of her friend. Girl has no passion other then e-begging, turning something your friend once said into your whole personality is kinda concerning.

Get a fucking tail from Finfolk or Merbella’s and prove you’re a mermaid queen, you silly dangerhair manatee. Actually swimming in a performance tail is a lot of work. Her lungs and non-existent abs would collapse in ten seconds.

Honestly, assuming she could find a decent tailmaker who would actually craft for her size, I can see Jude wasting literal thousands (of other people’s money) on a silicone For Real True and Honest Mermaid Tail that would collect dust under her bed forever.

Maybe she can convince her followers that she’s experiencing body dysmorphia from her human legs, or the tail will be good workout gear for her ailing Everythings.

 

[TurdFondler]

I love it when mediocre artists get hung up on the next bit of kit that will propel them to stardom. First it was the streaming deck, then the chair now a full office. It happens to musicians a lot, I'm sure most of you know the guy with a shitty band that keeps buying amps and pickups and mixers instead of not sounding like garbage.

Jude will never focus on the fundamentals like sticking to a schedule, being charismatic or entertaining. Nah, she's held back by her parents/computer/chair/cat/lights on and on forever.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

She could just take the fairy lights down? Or does she consider them necessary? Imagine thinking she needs a whole new room to hang her $15 string of lights to keep her cat away from them.

Narcs like her think that the next thing that they acquire/achieve will make all of their dreams come true and finally they will be truly happy. It don't work that way. The novelty of her $1500 chair will eventually wear off and she will be moaning that it hurts her back or some such.

 

[TurdFondler]

For someone who stays at home all day every day, setting up and tearing down the streaming accessories would help compartmentalize work life and home life, and build a routine. If it's your job, treat it like one. It's probably draining to have so much crossover between "work" and down time. Look what happened to DSP after he shut himself up in the streaming room 24/7

 

[Lame Entropy]

She could just take the fairy lights down? Or does she consider them necessary? Imagine thinking she needs a whole new room to hang her $15 string of lights to keep her cat away from them.

Narcs like her think that the next thing that they acquire/achieve will make all of their dreams come true and finally they will be truly happy. It don't work that way. The novelty of her $1500 chair will eventually wear off and she will be moaning that it hurts her back or some such.

Jude's just highly materialistic (capitalism bad though). Sure, you can surround yourself with nice things but you're not going to be happy if you physically feel like shit all the time and are incredibly insecure.
Funny how her bravado only manages to pop up against her own fans that slightly step over the line. She blocks anybody else.

 

[thejackal]

Just blow up her spot why don't you Judy. Rude.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

They bit her to get away.

 

[Lame Entropy]

The real question is who's the annoyed one here?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Just blow up her spot why don't you Judy. Rude.

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The best part is I think she was meaning to have that period after the @ so it wouldn't actually ping Mel, but so much for that.

Imagine broadcasting someone's sex life on Twitter like that, Mel can and should rip her a new asshole. Especially since she had to throw in the little 'without consent' to show how totes edgy she is, but now reads like she's also letting slip Mel's bedroom preferences to the world.
Jude has the social tact of a brick. Aside from the fat, ugly, and annoying as shit it's just another reason why she's forever alone.

 

[cheese shaped mouse]

The best part is I think she was meaning to have that period after the @ so it wouldn't actually ping Mel, but so much for that.

Imagine broadcasting someone's sex life on Twitter like that, Mel can and should rip her a new asshole. Especially since she had to throw in the little 'without consent' to show how totes edgy she is, but now reads like she's also letting slip Mel's bedroom preferences to the world.
Jude has the social tact of a brick. Aside from the fat, ugly, and annoying as shit it's just another reason why she's forever alone.

No, she definitely put it before the @ on purpose, as starting the tweet with the period has twitter present it as a normal tweet to followers instead of a reply. She did it so more people would see it.

 

[AbraCadaver]

What a little fuck she is. Omg that person who bit without your consent is soooo bad!

Hey mind if I discuss your sex life on my entire twitter without your consent, tia!

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Just blow up her spot why don't you Judy. Rude.

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Wow what a cunt
Mel kicking out Judy saga when?

 

[mosh spice]

The best part is I think she was meaning to have that period after the @ so it wouldn't actually ping Mel, but so much for that.

I have to disagree. Putting the period before the @ ".@" makes it appear on all TLs rather than a straight @ which would appear only to Mel & maybe close followers. She was putting her on blast on purpose... (without consent!!! (?) )

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