DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

I tend to disagree. He seems miserable as fuck to me. He is married and spends many nights arguing with haters on Twitter until late at night, probably drunk. That's not the behavior of someone who is happy and in a healthy relationship.

And not to mention his severe addiction to gacha and the anxiety that he probably has if he did in fact lie in his bankruptcy documents about his business expenses.

Oh, and he also has zero friends. Zero male friends he can talk to. Only his circus of rejects is there to talk to and laugh at him.

Phil's not in the absolute bottom simply because he's still making money. With money, he can run away from these real needs and substitute them with worthless shit like gacha, eating restaurant food etc.

There are different kinds of suffering, and they affect different people in different ways. A person who spent their formative years in poverty but had a solid support structure emotionally and grew up to thrive would view Phil's life differently than a person who grew up wanting nothing but receiving little emotional support. There is suffering from without and suffering from within, and in spite of the dozens of people who attempt to troll him on a daily basis I don't think Phil experiences much of the former.

I do absolutely think he is miserable, but I think nearly all of that comes from inside his own head.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about five nights at Freedy and he looks like Phil,he is also 57 and looks younger than him, I stole all of this from discord.

 

[Surly Muppet]

So instead of constantly focusing on hitting an arbitrary tips goal, he'll go back to... constantly focusing on hitting an arbitrary tips goal? Sounds about right.

I'm amazed at how severely he has completely fucked up his whole narrative here.
He has repeatedly established during this whole begging arc that he doesn't need the tips goals - that number is inflated in a regular month. If just hitting the tips goals regularly can help him through a major financial crisis when he has no money in his savings account, then this means in a regular month, he can get by without consistently hitting the tips goal. But he begs to do so anyway.

This also again reinforces that he is incapable of saving, because for months he did consistently hit the goal, and didn't save the excess.
But the paypigs are irredeemably retarded and are incapable of connecting these dots and understanding the implications, or they're so far in the cult, they don't see why they should care.

When Phil initially set the tips goal, he was initially reluctant, saying that it was disingenuous to set a goal when there was no consistent target, and then claimed that $100/stream was what was needed to pay his bills, and pay down his debts each month. The debts are gone, the tips goal has remained and is inflated enough to cover emergencies that would have previously required fundraisers.
This is just a completely naked scam at this point.

Phil also again asserted during the prestream that this was not the 'annual hardcore begging season' because there was no begging last year. He was in great shape.
Once again, this was literally hardcore begging season last year.

He memoryholed everyone that stepped up and helped him during this difficult time last year, just to build the joke of a narrative that he doesn't need to beg every year at this time.
Very appreciative of all that help you received, Phil.
We were always at war with Eurasia, though.

 

[JamFlowMan]

He'd rather beg for money daily than be a corporate shill, its not that no company will give you a sponsorship with the reputation you have cultivated Phil, definitely not.

He would and has sold whenever the opportunity pesented itself many times it just never lasted long. He'd still beg for money no matter the sponsorship deal.

Phil's told everyone how much money he needs to be content. Back when Patreon mattered and he streamed on Youtube he said all he would need is just $1 from every viewer and he would be fine. At the time he was still getting over a million views on Youtube. Now we all know that a million views doesn't mean a million viewers, but it wouldn't be a stretch to believe that's the metric Phil was looking at when he made that statement.

All he needs to feel safe is seven figures a month, 12 mill a year, and the sad thing is it still wouldn't be enough.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Has Phil had any hot takes on the big name streamers who just raised half a million for charity? Buncha phony nudniks doing it for popularity right?

I'm sure he's furious it wasn't the charity known as dsp.

 

[But I Digress]

I remember when he played the Sonic Mario Olympics game thinking it would be a huge hit because everybody loved it when he played it with Rambo and friends, then as he's playing it he slowly realizes it wasn't him that made those playthroughs entertaining and then blames the game and ragequits it.

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Oh how things have changed.

This really hits home how far Phil has fallen. That first picture looks like a genuinely fun stream. He's got a small group of friends and they're about to do some couch competition.

But Phil couldn't be fair with his friends and had to be the bigshot so now his streams are boring as shit.

 

[Freshtodeath]

he said him and kat aren't celebrating vday because he is working. He is self employed he could just take day off. How does Kat put up with it lol? He would rather beg for shekels than get laid lmao.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wouldn't say Phil is miserable or suffering. He's comfortable, he's stable, and he's in a position where he doesn't want to take risks. But he's obviously not happy either, given how irritable, paranoid, and prone to starting arguments he is. The word I'd use is "complacent". His life could be so much more than it is, but he lacks the motivation, planning skills, and energy to do so. So he takes what he can get, never rocking the boat and never taking issue with having to do the same things over and over, day in day out. Which of course, makes it so that when things finally do change, it'll be all the more devastating.
The fact that he was willing to give the "WULL I GUESS THAT'S IT FOR THE VEST STREAK, DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD LAST FOREVER I'M HAPPY IT WENT AS LONG AS IT DID..." speech literally hundreds of times speaks volumes about his personality.

He is absolutely miserable.

 

[YokuNama]

he said him and kat aren't celebrating vday because he is working. He is self employed he could just take day off. How does Kat put up with it lol? He would rather beg for shekels than get laid lmao.

Probably a lie because he sure needed some extra funds all of a sudden so close to the 14th..

But then again, you never know. The man spent more money on coffee maker than he did on their engagement rings.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Bold? Under normal circumstances; yes.

But this is DSP we're talking about, so it was a given that easily manipulated mentally and socially handicapped individuals would cough up the cash. I mean, think about it: has there ever been a DSP "emergency" situation that didn't bring in more money than usual? I can't think of a single one. Somehow, these people always find ways to cough up the extra money DSP (says he) needs.

Exactly exactly this.

DSP is nothing more than a Pavlovian dog conditioned to expect $ whenever he cries for it, & his crying is the dinner bell for the slightly lesser dogs.

He doesn't & can't understand anything else, & neither do they.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I think he is miserable because he thinks if he makes more money he will be happy. But due to his laziness he will never make an amount great enough.

 

[actually]

he said him and kat aren't celebrating vday because he is working. He is self employed he could just take day off. How does Kat put up with it lol? He would rather beg for shekels than get laid lmao.

I mean, they don't appear to actually like each other. Based on available evidence, they sleep in different rooms. Based on available evidence, his sex drive is in reverse.

 

[But I Digress]

he said him and kat aren't celebrating vday because he is working. He is self employed he could just take day off. How does Kat put up with it lol? He would rather beg for shekels than get laid lmao.

Just because they're not celebrating together doesn't mean she's not going to celebrate with a friend or coworker.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I did some transfers to my bank the other day and let me tell you idk if it takes longer if it were more money but my transfer happened within one business day, in fact it was less than 24 hours. Idk what the fuck phil is thinking if he is ok with that 1% transfer fee adding up over time. If phil hits 2 tips goals a day that's 2$ in fees per day, x300 streaming days. Imagine if someone gave Phil 600$ for literally nothing, that's how much money Phil is giving up because he has to get those wrestling pixels right away.

It's really funny because Phil treats the 1.5% fee for his Washington state Business & Occupation tax as if it's some malevolent act of god sent to financially break him every year, and yet he treats the 1% fee his decision to immediately transfer all funds sent to him on PayPal instead of waiting just 24 hours as if it's non-existent.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Just because they're not celebrating together doesn't mean she's not going to celebrate with a friend or coworker.

You mean get blacked by Tyrone, right?

 

[SwattedKat]

I know people were looking for different styles of TIHYDP. This one may be the weirdest I've seen yet. Phil is cheery, laughs at himself the whole time and never blamed the game for his failings. He also makes an insightful guess as to the meaning of the game's ending which is different for him. Check it out. This is how you don't play Limbo.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FsIaq5weraM

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You mean get blacked by Tyrone, right?

Tyrone and Jim from the Gym are gonna run a train on her for sure.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil desperately begging on this evening's prestream - tonight is the last night he needs to hit that tips goal, and then this can never be mentioned again (and he probably will ban anyone who asks about the Twitch payday).

As we know, basic math means this is a lie. He has gone over on the tips goals enough in previous streams that he could afford to get nothing on this stream. Transparency at its finest.

This is further proven by Phil starting late and fucking around. He is unblocking people who are requesting unblocks from Streamlabs/Paypal because SH impersonated them, he had to listen to the prestream because he accidentally played some of his music during the prestream recording and it got claimed... he is also slurring his speech pretty bad. This is a no fucks given stream - we're just here to collect some money and dick around in Yakuza. And sing very... very poorly.

EDIT: Phil is saying nobody is worthy to be his nemesis. Then vividly described anyone trying to troll him as being hemorrhoids or pimples on his ass. They're difficult to pop.
Tevin? LSB? SH? All these people have victimized him, rendered his life hard (cryonstream.jpg). But now we're a tough guy, riding high on our begging...

 

[OverlySensitive]

he said him and kat aren't celebrating vday because he is working. He is self employed he could just take day off. How does Kat put up with it lol? He would rather beg for shekels than get laid lmao.

Well....thats kind of preferable no? Especially from a female perspective. We have seen how long it takes him to get off and frankly I wouldnt waste my time for that with Phil either. I'd drug him and make him nap it off.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

LMAO yea pretend like you dont know what an officer and enforcer is. Such poor acting