Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[WireSponge]

Because I 'm not!

You do understand that you might be going to jail, right? Why aren't you worried about this? How can you not see that and think, "You know, maybe I should focus on not going to jail instead of posting on an online forum"? You aren't even autistic , you are proof that a brain is not needed to achieve sentience. Holy shit, how do you function?

 

[sugoi-chan]

Because I 'm not!

The fact that you're not interested in the possibility of going to jail for theft of federal property is one of the reasons I'm interested in the trial, personally.

It's kinda like being unable to look away from a trainwreck.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Goddamn all of you for making me read 419 pages of this glorious inept fucktard. This is great. Now let me catch up, damn it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Len, I'm not saying this to troll, but there is a strong possibility you're going to end up with at least a little jail time. You've had repeated brushes with the law, and from what I gather, the incident you're going to court for wasn't the first time you'd trespassed on CRR property after being told to stay away. Apparently, a stern warning didn't get through to you, so the judge might toss you into county for a month or so to see if the message sinks in.
You should be concerned. You should be very concerned. Someone in poor physical shape like you, and an combative personality won't have a fun time in jail. I sincerely hope nothing bad happens to you should you be sentenced to jail, but you might want to practice keeping your head down.

 

[chimpburgers]

Goddamn all of you for making me read 419 pages of this glorious inept fucktard. This is great. Now let me catch up, damn it.

Yeah this thread moves very very fast. The best part is not ever knowing just what will come out of Len's mouth next but it always exceeds my expectations of just how autistic you can get as a shitposter.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Yeah this thread moves very very fast. The best part is not ever knowing just what will come out of Len's mouth next but it always exceeds my expectations of just how autistic you can get as a shitposter.

It's like an utter autistic miracle.

Edit: How has he not gotten a Lolcow Wiki page yet?

 

[Cthulu]

The fact that you're not interested in the possibility of going to jail for theft of federal property is one of the reasons I'm interested in the trial, personally.

It's kinda like being unable to look away from a trainwreck.

Lenny has it in the bag. The train was speeding so all charges will be dropped.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Pretty sure Len's gonna get more than probation and a fine, because this isn't the first time he's done this. He seems to think he has some right to be on CRR property, no matter how many times they chase him off, so tossing him in the cooler might be the only way to get it through his thick skull he's not welcome.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

But why aren't you concerned? Aren't you worried that the Colebrook Railroad Conspiracy might take action against you? You don't seem to be aware of the forces you're messing with.

I'm in no way worrier about this at all.

 

[WireSponge]

Pretty sure Len's gonna get more than probation and a fine, because this isn't the first time he's done this. He seems to think he has some right to be on CRR property, no matter how many times they chase him off, so tossing him in the cooler might be the only way to get it through his thick skull he's not welcome.

I think you're overestimating Len's intelligence. This is a man who legitimately thinks there is a conspiracy to ruin his life. He'll probably just assume the court is corrupt and continue on without learning a damn thing.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

@Schuylkill Valley The hearing is 2nd best thing you've done in your life next to this thread so of course we're paying attention to it, "World's Most Famous Railfan".

Thank you for caring so much. Matt.

 

[Rin]

I'm in no way worrier about this at all.

Well, then, I think you should definitely insist on testifying at your own trial. I'm sure giving the prosecutor a chance to cross-examine you would allow everyone to better understand your true and honest position. Also, you should make sure that John Simon and his daughter show up, to act as character witnesses.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

You do understand that you might be going to jail, right? Why aren't you worried about this? How can you not see that and think, "You know, maybe I should focus on not going to jail instead of posting on an online forum"? You aren't even autistic , you are proof that a brain is not needed to achieve sentience. Holy shit, how do you function?

Not like you all, I'm not worried.

 

[chimpburgers]

I'm in no way worrier about this at all.

Wishful thinking, Len.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

jail for theft of federal property

Where do you see that on the Docket?

 

[WireSponge]

Not like you all, I'm not worried.

You should be. When you get out, please log on to the Farms and tell us what jail is like.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Agent @Zim, your progress on Operation FAT BASTARD is without peer. Continue the operation, document everything for the Supreme Council, and we'll promote you to Evil Overlord when this is done.

 

[Cthulu]

Not like you all, I'm not worried.

Right Lenny. You need to explain to the judge how that train was speeding and you were worried about the safety of the passengers.

 

[Without A Gout]

Ugh why do I keep missing all of the fireworks?

Kodak. Sweet. They made one hell of a videocassette back in the day.

Of course, Len, you're a master videographer. You know that it always pays to go for the three dollar cassette tape rather than the two dollars tape. It's just what pros like us do.

I've been trying to decipher what it says under the permanent marker. That Wednesday night train outing must've been really spectacular for Len to have recorded over something else, especially using his precious "master tape". I'm pretty sure that the first two words are "poop barn." Could that have been some sort of scat-based gay nightclub? Possibly in Pottstown? I knew Leonard was gay, but I never expected him to have a fecal fetish. I knew he was a major shit disturber, and now I know he's a major shit tosser as well.

Edit: it could also say "rape town". Everyone in Pottstown knows this was located next door to the poop barn.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned this yet. It apparently was the 1995 Rose Bowl between Oregon and Penn State. What do Len and Penn State football have in common? A love for young, supple boys. Len Shaner and Jerry Sandusky are like blood brothers in a way, except Sandusky was once a revered individual before the revelations came out. Len just shits his pants in the face of revelations. Lenspiracy, indeed.

I taped over one of my Dad's foot ball tapes. what's the big deal?

It was still your dad's tape. Was he able to at least see the game? Its the Rose Bowl, of all things.

Also that's not a master tape, buddy. That's what we in the journalism community call "B-Roll". It's really, really poor B-Roll as well, considering it isn't white balanced properly, the audio is poorly optimized and the video quality is grainy and lacks focus.

I'm in no way worrier about this at all.

Oh you should be the worriest of them all, sir. The judicial rape train doesn't have brakes when it comes to men harassing women and federal property.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Right Lenny. You need to explain to the judge how that train was speeding and you were worried about the safety of the passengers.

I hope our intrepid Kiwi reporters doucment Len's reaction when the judge doesn't allow him to make his "the train was speeding" argument.