DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Anytime I see a correlation made between phil and a saga I always think to myself; Romance of the Three Kingdoms, The Lord of the Rings, Buddenbrooks, Star Wars or House of Earth. These all have the makings of a saga. I tend to believe (or hope) that people are using it here somewhat ironically, Phil. However the implication of a saga stems from your own daily narrative contortions, for in the absence of anything remotely interesting going on in your life you seem to experience any level of alteration to your schedule as a seismic shift that calls for vitriol, crahcadile tears and most crucially of all - another round of DarkSymp(athy)Phil Donations.

I imagine it's one of the main reasons you're living the way you are these days. It's almost innocent and childlike that you don't seem to ever anticipate any bumps in the road. If you did then maybe you would have started putting some money by for a rainy day; maybe you'd know what a rainy day fund actually referred to instead of zoning out and rubbing your dinger with your WWF trading card collection back in St Sexnegative's Only Child School.

You just want to play with your yoyo, your bubbles and this week's shiny new vidya so that's wut yer gonna do. New is the unknown and it's scary so there'll be no learning to swim or trying to ride a bike or having that interloper basic bill interfere. You guise need to step up and stahp him fucking with my routine and social interaction wife time where the zulu men chant food-gacha-food-gacha-gin.

You're right phil you don't really have any sagas in the true sense of the word, we just wish you did because you're really fucking boring and the only way many can continue to get anything out of you (myself included) is due to the sacrifice made by the detractor news network here and on twitter. Those heroes of ours who brave your godawful streams to bring back the few tasty morsels of the day where you continue to prove that your fear of change rules over your entire life and ensures each new "saga" will be even more ridiculous than the last. I don't even have to ask you to stay salty dood I know you will., death and tahxic taxes.

All sagas involve a great journey, either literal or metaphorical. In this Phil is the star of his own saga: his long, solitary, self-imposed march into ruin and an early grave.

 

[OverlySensitive]

Question

WWE champions will as most apps end once the money stops coming in or as we have seen new apps come and slowly over take them or in other cases have a total redesign rending all of the old content crap
The question is the app will end or change


What will Phil do?

He can't cry as he never plays

I dig some of the app games but they do come and go being "easy" like that by defaulted nature of what they are but I think Phil will just move on to something else equally as wasteful and redundant. Something highly expensive but not a "common" thing, to me anyways.

He might become addicted to plastic surgery? Probably not, he knows he is a slob so he isn't vain enough in quite that way but it would be funny to watch him trying to become a ken doll with his rationale.

 

[Prince Lotor]

It’s definitely not weird he refuses to give us account info for a game he doesn’t even play anymore right?

"Go Fuck Yourself, Kid!", still uses said "Kid's" artwork.

It's not like anything bad has ever happened to Phil before for being a piece of shit to a former fan whose artwork he is still using though, right?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Question

WWE champions will as most apps end once the money stops coming in or as we have seen new apps come and slowly over take them or in other cases have a total redesign rending all of the old content crap
The question is the app will end or change


What will Phil do?

He can't cry as he never plays

He'll just move onto the next WWE licensed game. He whaled out on WWE Supercard before this.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Kat is drugging him and no one believes me.
I really want to ask what the actual fuck is this but its a fucking retard with an arm through two different vests.
Is this a fucking tips goal? Seriously? When was this decided? I tune in now and again but apparently I zone out more than I think I do and this retard shit happens.

This was Jackaleeze?
My dude (that phil said was a dude) I know you have money to burn but this drug is not okay anymore, look at what you are doing. You could be overdosing in an orgy pit and this is how you have chosen to live. I'd rather die happy than live this miserably for sure my man.

It happened because the mods and Derich said it was the red vest that won but it wasn't.

 

[Schrödinger's Kat]

Furthermore, Phil mentions that he paid under the estimate for several months. And it is the tax guy's responsibility to help him figure out how to manage this. If it is too much to reconcile, he is just going to ask 'if you can just rope it into my back tax plan.'

Wait, if he paid under the estimate for "several months", he didn't actually pay his federal taxes then, did he? Like, yeah, maybe he won't owe $20k or whatever the full amount would be, but what the fuck? 3 years in a row that he has failed to pay his taxes?

Phil probably paid some of his federal taxes monthly during the vest streak, and since then I bet he hasn't paid a dime. I think we can safely assume Phil owes at least $10K in taxes for 2020. Phil will happily put all of this on top of his back taxes.

You see, Phil's found a way to get a large line of credit even when bankrupt and is utilizing it to its fullest extent. I would not be surprised if Phil already has one or two ultra high APR predatory credit cards. Maybe he's already maxed them out, explaining the panic begging this week.

WWE Champions alone can't explain Phil's extraordinary spending. It is really baffling. Since the bankruptcy, Phil gained $2000-$3000/mo in net income since he stopped paying all his debts, plus all the extra vest streak income. He stopped paying those bills way back in April 2019, while making more money. All of that, and yet he has no savings, still can't even make it to the 15th for his Twitch payment without turbo begging, and still behind on his taxes. Unbelievable.

Give me the rainbows, but there is no whale big enough to keep Phil afloat indefinitely. No matter how much money he gets, he'll find a way to blow it all. At some point the ship will sink.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He has to be current on taxes on current year payments to be able to stay on a payment plan. The most likely tax scenario is his accountant gave him an estimate based on previous years numbers and Phail didn't tell him he was wringing tardbux hard during the multiple vest 'streaks' so the accountant didn't recommend any adjustment to his numbers. Now his payments are lacking. Would be a couple grand at most though if this theory is correct.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Seriously, how do you fuck up a payment plan that you worked on? That is, unless Phil is lying again, or is really this stupid.

 

[Schmeckel]

Seriously, how do you fuck up a payment plan that you worked on? That is, unless Phil is lying again, or is really this stupid.

By spending too much on pixel heroin and not enough on, you know, actual bills.

He legitimately has a problem, and he will never admit it.

 

[OverlySensitive]

It happened because the mods and Derich said it was the red vest that won but it wasn't.

Oh Jesus fucking hell. So, basically you get four groups of two people in chat saying a different color vest won and this fuck is going to come out wearing them as pants..... I can dig it, its not like he looks normal anyways.

 

[LucyDropper]

Last night's stream was pure gold dust, his chat was losing their shit over him acknowledging a bunch of detractor memes all that once

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I for one am looking forward to today's streams. Now that Phil has gotten $750 $600 and can pay his bills and buy Mario we can go back to normal and stop talking about tips all the time.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I really hope his paypigs take the bait on the 200+ stream tips goal. It introduces Dave a new high, it screws over his wheelchair supporters and most importantly when the well dries up, he will spazz out (again).

 

[LucyDropper]

I really hope his paypigs take the bait on the 200+ stream tips goal. It introduces Dave a new high, it screws over his wheelchair supporters and most importantly when the well dries up, he will spazz out (again).

 

[Piece of Peace]

Edit: jk gay ops

 

[strandedcastaway]

Wait, if he paid under the estimate for "several months", he didn't actually pay his federal taxes then, did he? Like, yeah, maybe he won't owe $20k or whatever the full amount would be, but what the fuck? 3 years in a row that he has failed to pay his taxes?

Right, and the idea that he's making $120K a year and wants his payments ADDED TO HIS BACK TAXES so he can stay in debt to the IRS for even longer rather than just paying the taxes instead of playing gacha. Fucking insane.

You fucking lied, Phil. You just said they didn't understand what you did.

Exactly this. And his "how did I get the bankruptcy if I spent that much"...it's literally the reason you NEEDED the bankruptcy. You lied that the expenses were for your business and that's how you got it. DEBUNKED. He proves the business expenses number wrong on a daily basis because he won't spend a dime on his business without getting his clown crew to pay for it and he never has. $5000-$10,000 a month?

Ugh, I realize you guys beat me to the punch on this. But I'm leaving it in case Phil happens to be scrolling the site between Champions sessions and "doing his taxes". The more the merrier, great minds think alike, and blah blah.

 

[LucyDropper]

Mini debunk stream last night too, um no that account isn't mine otherwise I couldn't have gotten the bankruptcy debunked

I love how he keeps using the escort saga as a way to denying everything too, I liked the little bit of the meta talk of referring to his antics as "sagas" too, there's something for everybody that stream

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Right, and the idea that he's making $120K a year and wants his payments ADDED TO HIS BACK TAXES so he can stay in debt to the IRS for even longer rather than just paying the taxes instead of playing gacha. Fucking insane.

Exactly this. And his "how did I get the bankruptcy if I spent that much"...it's literally the reason you NEEDED the bankruptcy. You lied that the expenses were for your business and that's how you got it. DEBUNKED. He proves the business expenses number wrong on a daily basis because he won't spend a dime on his business without getting his clown crew to pay for it and he never has. $5000-$10,000 a month?

Ugh, I realize you guys beat me to the punch on this. But I'm leaving it in case Phil happens to be scrolling the site between Champions sessions and "doing his taxes". The more the merrier, great minds think alike, and blah blah.

The best rebuttal Phil could offer at this point would be a detailed breakdown of the $5k/month expenses. If he could produce something believable that accounted for where the fuck all the money is going if not to gacha pulls it would take a lot of wind out of our sails. But when asked to do so he REEEE'd and said nunnayabizniss so clearly we hit a sore spot.

EDIT: and it's not like we are asking for any additional work, he has to provide this documentation to his tax guy anyways.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

So OS2 is 60% off steam at the moment. Maybe it be better to get that rather than a 60$ dollar game that he has allready played?

Who am I kidding, this faggot only wants to play Mario so he can gush and remember his deceased friend Jaahn Raambow.

 

[strandedcastaway]

The best rebuttal Phil could offer at this point would be a detailed breakdown of the $5k/month expenses. If he could produce something believable that accounted for where the fuck all the money is going if not to gacha pulls it would take a lot of wind out of our sails. But when asked to do so he REEEE'd and said nunnayabizniss so clearly we hit a sore spot.

No way he could ever come close. He's get a fraction of the mortgage, utilities, etc. based on the square footage of his home office, and whatever games he buys. He doesn't spend on anything else. Even all the Connecticut condo association fees, which he does legitimately owe, aren't home office expenses because he doesn't live there. That's why this stuff bothers him so much. He's not just lying, he's committing fraud. Like, a real crime.