perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[Floss_On_Em]

Made a render of the coin:

 

[Homer Simpson]

Imagine in 3 years when the dollar crashes and the only worthwhile currency you have left is a meme coin made by an antisocial shut-in and you have to explain to the 300lb hispanic man at the pawn shop what "zap to the extreme" means. For an agonizing moment you have some flash of self-awareness, quickly rationalizing it away with the reassurance that buying your LolcowCoin was so much more redbased and epicpilled than just getting the cheapest price on a random 5oz bar like, say, a human being with an ounce of self-respect who hasn't spent an unhealthy amount of time engaging in parasocial relationships with gossipy internet addicts.

This is somehow more pathetic than even Funko Pops but I am not remotely surprised that the reddit-tier userbase of the last ~2 years, and the obsessive oldschool posters who still somehow spend hours a day on here, saw this as worth spending their welfare on. Honestly hats off to Josh for capitalizing on that. Taxing the newfags and inner circle posters is almost as good as gassing them.

You sound like someone who hates fun.

 

[Zebedee]

In a few hundred thousand years, eons after the Great Happening, the Xeno Arcaeologists are really going to be scratching their Galaxy Brain sized Heads.

Minted specially to commemorate the impending ascension of our one true balding messiah.

In God and The Bear we trust, amen.

 

[ad2of2]

Not a retarded idea at all.
I will purchase some once they are minted.
We love you @Null

 

[Kulee Baba]

I think this is a brilliant idea.

I love the idea that my future grandchild will be going through his grandpas old chest of collectables and discovering an odd coin featuring a dead autist who was famous for an absurd Sonic The Hedgehog ripoff. Even if the son of a bitch just takes it to a Pawn Shop it'll bewilder someone.

Could you possibly include a Ceritificate of Authenticity explaining in brief detail what was Kiwifarms and a short bio on Chris Chan?

 

[Marvin]

There seems to be some debate about the tag line. I'm surprised no one suggested "In God-Jesus We Trust."

God *and the bear*

 

[General Disarray]

I am planning to get a sterling screw-top bezel setting to make the coin a pendant, Kiwi side out.

 

[TVStactic]

I think this is a brilliant idea.

I love the idea that my future grandchild will be going through his grandpas old chest of collectables and discovering an odd coin featuring a dead autist who was famous for an absurd Sonic The Hedgehog ripoff. Even if the son of a bitch just takes it to a Pawn Shop it'll bewilder someone.

Could you possibly include a Ceritificate of Authenticity explaining in brief detail what was Kiwifarms and a short bio on Chris Chan?

i'm fairly certain in the future past 2021 there will be plenty of lolcows for eons to come, hopefully kids of the future will come to the OG kiwifarms to see how it was in the past on the internet instead of the cyberspace.

 

[CoolSexHaver420]

I swear by suicide pact that this is my last post in this thread because I don't want to derail, but I am unfortunately obsessively compelled to bully people online.

You sound like someone who hates fun.

This is what I am talking about when I bitch about this userbase. This is literally a reddit post. The tone and content are indistinguishable from YouTube comments on a Katy Perry video.

Which episode of Big Bang Theory did you steal this quirky quip from? Or did you see someone else say it and started rapidly taking notes in your Moleskin labeled "Cool Aloof Stock Phrases To Say Online For Upvotes"? Not even shitting on you - obviously this cutesy one-liner was a slam dunk, because we both saw the "Like" and "Agree" on your post, it's undeniable that you cracked the code on good posting.

Eventually, with a bit of luck, we will all collectively degrade to the point where the majority of human communication consists only of people repeating the same fucking coolguy quips and memes to each other endlessly, like dogs communicating in a series of barks. Historians will question the exact date at which humanity lost sentience. This is the future we deserve.

I look forward to reading your replies and seeing the jury select the best among the canned one-line snarky sitcom jokes, each carefully crafted to make them appear clever and witty for upvotes. The victor shall be showered in the dopamine and social approval they rightly deserve through their conquest. May the best faggot win!

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I swear by suicide pact that this is my last post in this thread because I don't want to derail, but I am unfortunately obsessively compelled to bully people online.

Nice to know, hero; but my bet is you don't have the balls to make good on that promise, in either case.

So kindly fuck off with your killjoy faggotry, it's entirely too tedious.

 

[419]

I swear by suicide pact that this is my last post in this thread because I don't want to derail, but I am unfortunately obsessively compelled to bully people online.

This is what I am talking about when I bitch about this userbase. This is literally a reddit post. The tone and content are indistinguishable from YouTube comments on a Katy Perry video.

Which episode of Big Bang Theory did you steal this quirky quip from? Or did you see someone else say it and started rapidly taking notes in your Moleskin labeled "Cool Aloof Stock Phrases To Say Online For Upvotes"? Not even shitting on you - obviously this cutesy one-liner was a slam dunk, because we both saw the "Like" and "Agree" on your post, it's undeniable that you cracked the code on good posting.

Eventually, with a bit of luck, we will all collectively degrade to the point where the majority of human communication consists only of people repeating the same fucking coolguy quips and memes to each other endlessly, like dogs communicating in a series of barks. Historians will question the exact date at which humanity lost sentience. This is the future we deserve.

I look forward to reading your replies and seeing the jury select the best among the canned one-line snarky sitcom jokes, each carefully crafted to make them appear clever and witty for upvotes. The victor shall be showered in the dopamine and social approval they rightly deserve through their conquest. May the best faggot win!

cry more fagboy

 

[The Un-Clit]

I am planning to get a sterling screw-top bezel setting to make the coin a pendant, Kiwi side out.

I have one of those enclosing my rare 1967 Canada Goose centennial silver dollar.

I will be replacing said rare and valuable coin with my Kiwi coin in the pendant setting, likewise Kiwi side out.

@CoolSexHaver420 sez:

I swear by suicide pact that this is my last post in this thread because I don't want to derail, but I am unfortunately obsessively compelled to bully people online.

HomerSimpson said:
You sound like someone who hates fun.

This is what I am talking about when I bitch about this userbase. This is literally a reddit post. The tone and content are indistinguishable from YouTube comments on a Katy Perry video.

Which episode of Big Bang Theory did you steal this quirky quip from? Or did you see someone else say it and started rapidly taking notes in your Moleskin labeled "Cool Aloof Stock Phrases To Say Online For Upvotes"? Not even shitting on you - obviously this cutesy one-liner was a slam dunk, because we both saw the "Like" and "Agree" on your post, it's undeniable that you cracked the code on good posting.

Eventually, with a bit of luck, we will all collectively degrade to the point where the majority of human communication consists only of people repeating the same fucking coolguy quips and memes to each other endlessly, like dogs communicating in a series of barks. Historians will question the exact date at which humanity lost sentience. This is the future we deserve.

I look forward to reading your replies and seeing the jury select the best among the canned one-line snarky sitcom jokes, each carefully crafted to make them appear clever and witty for upvotes. The victor shall be showered in the dopamine and social approval they rightly deserve through their conquest. May the best faggot win!

LOL, calm down.

 

[Zebedee]

I swear by suicide pact that this is my last post in this thread because I don't want to derail, but I am unfortunately obsessively compelled to bully people online

Ok, hope you had fun, I’ll see you tomorrow!

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I have one of those enclosing my rare 1967 Canada Goose centennial silver dollar.

Fuck fam, thanks for necroing that memory. I got one when I was a kid; being from the far frozen North, Canadian/Commonwealth coins made up a large part of my collection. I think I was about 7 or 8, and gave our family barber a Hamilton for a $3 haircut, telling him to keep the change. That ancient barber always gave me half/one dollar coins instead of quarters whenever my parents sent me in there for a haircut (which was less than 3 blocks away).

Anyways, when I was a teen with a growing taste in drink and girls, I started liquidating coins that I thought weren't worth much for booze & gas money. That '67 Gander was one of them; I was given the standard exchange rate by a coin & card vendor, and marks the first time I'd gotten properly jewed at a trade show.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

It would help if I knew what @Null was trying to translate from English. Ex has a many applications in Latin, though fewer than in Greek.

The Latin as it stands is not great. Verum,-i is a neuter substantive adjective from verus, -a, -um that can be more simply treated as a noun, whereas something like veritas, -atis already is a feminine noun the meaning of which is "truth." Honestus, -a, um is an adjective where the substantive neuter doesn't even gets its own entry. In that case, honestas, -atis would be the correct noun. Though looking at my dictionary, honesty should be translated as probitas, sinceritas, or integritas. So if the English is "Out of/From truth and honesty" then the best translation would be ex veritate et probitate.

@Null Tell whoever translated this for you to go look in their Oxford Latin Dictionary and try again.

Fun fact, Verum is also commonly used as a synonym for tautological formulae in any kind of logic (be it propositional, a FOL or a HOL etc.) and is represented by a T shaped symbol.
The more you know.

 

[GENERAL MAO]

I've been debating what to do for the next merch run and due to the memes of the day I'm looking into a custom silver round mint.

First idea I have was
Front: KF logo and and the text "Kiwi Farms" above / "Fuck the Banks", below
Reverse: CWC's head in profile with a tiara like the Queen of England on Commonwealth coin mints with "In Sonichu we Trust"

Someone suggested $5 over spot for the coin as a sales price (i.e. $27.22 per oz [spot price], $5 markup, then shipping).

I'm not being facetious I am an insane person and I want to mint my own coins for fun. How many people are interested?

Whether or not this goes through depends heavily on manufacturing and what they have as minimum orders.
So, if you happen to be in the industry, email me <jcmoon@pm.me>.

Edit: Quote 1 came in and it's looking pretty dire.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/post-8253929

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Would you guys prefer a fancier design like this for the KF side, or just the logo?

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If the coin is tossed and caught, it has about a 51% chance of landing on the same face it was launched. (If it starts out as heads, there's a 51% chance it will end as heads). If the coin is spun, rather than tossed, it can have a much-larger-than-50% chance of ending with the heavier side down.29 Mar 2009

make sure the Chris chan side is heavier so it has a higher chance of winning the coin spin if you choose tails, I think that makes the coin worth more in its own way.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I swear by suicide pact that this is my last post in this thread because I don't want to derail, but I am unfortunately obsessively compelled to bully people online.

This is what I am talking about when I bitch about this userbase. This is literally a reddit post. The tone and content are indistinguishable from YouTube comments on a Katy Perry video.

Which episode of Big Bang Theory did you steal this quirky quip from? Or did you see someone else say it and started rapidly taking notes in your Moleskin labeled "Cool Aloof Stock Phrases To Say Online For Upvotes"? Not even shitting on you - obviously this cutesy one-liner was a slam dunk, because we both saw the "Like" and "Agree" on your post, it's undeniable that you cracked the code on good posting.

Eventually, with a bit of luck, we will all collectively degrade to the point where the majority of human communication consists only of people repeating the same fucking coolguy quips and memes to each other endlessly, like dogs communicating in a series of barks. Historians will question the exact date at which humanity lost sentience. This is the future we deserve.

I look forward to reading your replies and seeing the jury select the best among the canned one-line snarky sitcom jokes, each carefully crafted to make them appear clever and witty for upvotes. The victor shall be showered in the dopamine and social approval they rightly deserve through their conquest. May the best faggot win!

Kiwicucks eternally btfo'd

 

[Chiri]

This is somehow more pathetic than even Funko Pops but I am not remotely surprised that the reddit-tier userbase of the last ~2 years, and the obsessive oldschool posters who still somehow spend hours a day on here, saw this as worth spending their welfare on. Honestly hats off to Josh for capitalizing on that. Taxing the newfags and inner circle posters is almost as good as gassing them.

Okay there Mr. August 2020.

 

[Bass]

How much for a Fedsmoker memorial coin?

All jokes aside I like this design

 

[Swirling weeb]

Made a render of the coin:
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Can’t wait to see these on pawn shops at Vegas