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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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DerichLovesNWA
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So not to derail the sperging out currently happening in tandem, but I’ve always wondered. Why do people call Kat a horse? Like, yeah, okay, she’s not the best looking woman, but honestly aside from her teeth being low and showing gums, I don’t really get it.
Especially when there’s people like h3h3’s wife who fits that description better imo.
Especially when there’s people like h3h3’s wife who fits that description better imo.
Go outside, walk for a bit and contemplace your life choices.
You already embarrassed yourself enough, man. Also, you dropped your ñ.
The Penultimate Warrior
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$200 double vest goal is officially on boys!
SPhobos
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Phil wanted home cooked meals, but he compromised. He eats potatoes out of the microwave. Phil wanted a soul mate, but he compromised. He married a horse.
LucyDropper
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Look I dont want to sound like I'm on phils side or something, but I don't think Kat is that ugly at all, she's pretty average to me, I wouldn't even second guess her looks or anything like that. Of course Pandalee was much more attractive imo but I'm not going to judge whatever a man finds attractive, I dont really care, as long as they have feelings for them, which I doubt is phil's case
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Her favourite candy is Reese's peanut butter cups.
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Every detail about Phil's life is wrong (and when it appears right is actually wrong) and there are several people in this thread who are adamant we know this. They need nicknames and memes to spice up talking about Kat because there's nothing to say about her.
SkippyLongbottom
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DSP so thin skinned, he banned Papalou for a cheer he made consisting of DSPisms (Truth of the matter is, bottom line, being real honest etc.) ending with I love you.
Phil went on a passive-aggressive sarcastic tangent about how much that meant to him followed by finally banning him.
Phil went on a passive-aggressive sarcastic tangent about how much that meant to him followed by finally banning him.
Good. Any faggot who gives money to Phil thinking he's "le funny troll" deserves to be treated like shit.
Oh hi, @Rumpelstiltzkinz.
PieceofShet
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Why is his console females?
Always says "boot her up". SOOO FUCKIN CRINGEY!
Always says "boot her up". SOOO FUCKIN CRINGEY!
The Penultimate Warrior
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At the helicopter plant he was "a senior customer service person"
Guess i'm toxic now!
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Well he does spend more time with "her" then he does with his actual wife. So it's only natural he forms a bond with his plastic surrogate money maker.
But I Digress
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It's the only way he can turn a female on.
The Penultimate Warrior
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Plays for 30 seconds
stops to read shout outs
Plays for another 30 seconds
dies before the first enemy
stops to read shout outs
Plays for another 30 seconds
dies before the first enemy
PieceofShet
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Some loser just tipped him saying this is the last he can tip for a while cause of job situation.
His fans are retarded.
His fans are retarded.
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Katherine's mouth/maxilla to face ratio is something I've never seen.
I'd still fuck Katherine's brains out tbh ngl, at least in 2017-18 before she ate 1000 lbs of mashed potatoes
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Are those real teeth?
DarkSoulsPhil
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I think he has got to the point that he just ignores chat.
Now you might say, 'but doesnt he always ignore chat?'
Yes. He ignores it and selectively reads out what he likes. But I've now seen almost a dozen streams recently where 90% of the chat is shitting on Phil and he ignores it so he doesnt have his world view shattered. He literally stares at it, says nothing and goes back to the game. Now, he does that sometimes when he cant find a comment he likes. But he isnt even calling out the trolls, he is staring into the abyss (that is his chat), sees trolls and just mental blocks them. And the trolls have a LOT of free rein (bless the mahds).
The absolute power of the pigroach. The ability to see offensive things, blink and suddenly forget that something tried to permeate his bubble.
Now you might say, 'but doesnt he always ignore chat?'
Yes. He ignores it and selectively reads out what he likes. But I've now seen almost a dozen streams recently where 90% of the chat is shitting on Phil and he ignores it so he doesnt have his world view shattered. He literally stares at it, says nothing and goes back to the game. Now, he does that sometimes when he cant find a comment he likes. But he isnt even calling out the trolls, he is staring into the abyss (that is his chat), sees trolls and just mental blocks them. And the trolls have a LOT of free rein (bless the mahds).
The absolute power of the pigroach. The ability to see offensive things, blink and suddenly forget that something tried to permeate his bubble.
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I have a teeth fetish and will say for someone who has lived her kind life her teeth are remarkably perfect . Since she married Phil I'm rolling with fake but well built. Someone liked teeth with their rent payments I assume.
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