Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Cthulu]

Don't you mean Lies. lol.

Your and you're Lenny straighten that up before calling someone else out on spelling

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Don't you mean Lies. lol.

Really Len? Editing my posts to pretend I spelled a word wrong?

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Len you better respond to @BOLDYSPICY! asking for you to comment on the reckless endangerment charges or I will post video footage of you kidnapping little girls into Sears.

 

[chimpburgers]

I stumbled upon one of Kaufman's YouTube comments. Don't know if this has been posted here before, but it was on this video in particular.

It was Len's last video at the Strasburg Railroad.

His YouTube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/user/pohldriver/videos

And an archive of it.

https://archive.is/9KFua

 

[Treblinkachu]

Don't you mean Lies. lol.

Len why did you videotape yourself trying to derail a train

that was a stupid thing to do

why did you do it len

were you going to masturbate to it

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I don't know, you ask Preston. I was standing up on a hill side.

I don't know who that is. Also, gotta head to work. See you later tonight.

 

[Without A Gout]

Len why did you videotape yourself trying to derail a train

that was a stupid thing to do

why did you do it len

were you going to masturbate to it

Because he was just acting out that sequence in Back to the Future: Part III where Dr. Brown saves the lady from a runaway train. And by save the lady I mean awkwardly record her while the train is being derailed. Train falling off cliff and exploding is to be determined though. Might be worked on in post production.

Back (in)to My Anus: Part IV. Lantern's Revenge.

 

[Cthulu]

Len why did you videotape yourself trying to derail a train

that was a stupid thing to do

why did you do it len

were you going to masturbate to it

That could be the reckless endangerment charges. He was fapping to derailing the train. 3 people saw it and about poked their own eyes out.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

not visible in his video.

Who's video?

 

[DrJonesHat]

@Pocket_Sand!, given your recent promotion to Shadowy Mastermind, can you shed any light on the reckless endangerment charges? Lenny is dodging the question, and it's getting wearying.

 

[Cthulu]

Who's video?

The Journey up my ass productions video you made

 

[Treblinkachu]

Who's video?

Len, I need answers.

Why did you record this reckless event in which you endangered multiple people and then fap to it?

Is it because you are a sick man?

Why, Len? Why are you such a sick man?

What has made you such a sick, disgusting, twisted, perverted individual?

What else is on that tape, Len?

Did you fuck the train before you endangermentastically attempted to derail it?

Was it pregnant? Was this an abortion? Did you try to give a train an unlicensed abortion?

Why would you do that, Len? Why would you record a train abortion?

 

[SuperFilter]

Who's video?

Yours.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Who's video?

Who do you think we could be referring to, Len? You, or the other autistic middle aged foamer in this thread who videotaped themselves trying to derail a train?

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

That could be the reckless endangerment charges. He was fapping to derailing the train. 3 people saw it and about poked their own eyes out.

I was standing on a hill side, the train passed me at about 20mph. People were looking upward at me. and waving. This whole charge is bogus. The train never slowed up or stop. they didn't have a reason too. The facts are Preston, Bob and George are lying. George was in the caboose he couldn't even see me until he reached me, because the caboose was on the end of the train. Now remember those coaches are 80feet long and the flat car is 70 feet. than the caboose and the locomotive pushing them all up grade.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I was standing on a hill side, the train passed me at about 20mph. People were looking upward at me. and waving. This whole charge is bogus. The train never slowed up or stop. they didn't have a reason too. The facts are Preston, Bob and George are lying. George was in the caboose he couldn't even see me until he reached me, because the caboose was on the end of the train. Now remember those coaches are 80feet long and the flat car is 70 feet. than the caboose and the locomotive pushing them all up grade.

So basically you were actually jerking off while you did this? They weren't fucking waving, Len. They were clawing at their eyes.

Also wow, number dump. Nobody cares how fast it was going or whatever. The point is you're fat and smelly and you tried to derail a train because it turned you on and had your disgusting mutant babies inside it.

 

[Zvantastika]

I was standing on a hill side, the train passed me at about 20mph. People were looking upward at me. and waving. This whole charge is bogus. The train never slowed up or stop. they didn't have a reason too. The facts are Preston, Bob and George are lying. George was in the caboose he couldn't even see me until he reached me, because the caboose was on the end of the train. Now remember those coaches are 80feet long and the flat car is 70 feet. than the caboose and the locomotive pushing them all up grade.

So you're admitting you were trespassing after all?, interesting.

 

[chimpburgers]

I was standing on a hill side, the train passed me at about 20mph. People were looking upward at me. and waving. This whole charge is bogus. The train never slowed up or stop. they didn't have a reason too. The facts are Preston, Bob and George are lying. George was in the caboose he couldn't even see me until he reached me, because the caboose was on the end of the train. Now remember those coaches are 80feet long and the flat car is 70 feet. than the caboose and the locomotive pushing them all up grade.

Are you sure that wasn't just you misinterpreting their body language? It's more likely that they were disgusted by what you were doing.

 

[SuperFilter]

I was standing on a hill side, the train passed me at about 20mph. People were looking upward at me. and waving. This whole charge is bogus. The train never slowed up or stop. they didn't have a reason too. The facts are Preston, Bob and George are lying. George was in the caboose he couldn't even see me until he reached me, because the caboose was on the end of the train. Now remember those coaches are 80feet long and the flat car is 70 feet. than the caboose and the locomotive pushing them all up grade.

That doesn't take away the fact that you were trespassing.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Two things I want to say about that video:
1) Is the guy holding the camera Shiner, or is he one of the other voices? A timestamp would probably be ideal
2) I really hope the camera person was wearing eye protection when that plasma cutter was going off. Those things emit so much UV radiation, that it could seriously fuck up your eyes at worst, and give you a pretty wicked tan at best. This is why it's good to have coveralls, or at the very least long sleeve shirts while near one, no matter how hot the day is.

Yes, I was taking the video, this is from Project 565 at Steamtown back in 2009. And yes we all were wearing protective goggles.