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Phil likes to bitch about other streamers getting into games. I found him in Fable today.
 
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So this theory has nothing to back it up but I’ve been thinking, do you think Derich’s parents have some sort of legal agreement after the credit card situation where he’s obligated to read all of Derich’s cheers or face legal repercussions? I don’t understand why he does it otherwise.
Especially after last night where Derich got catty and complained that Phil hadn’t answered the question he was asking for “10 minutes.” I’m probably reading too much into it but it read like a veiled threat.

Wouldn’t that be something though. Not WWE Champions siphoning off money, but a Chinese Mafia extorting Phil.:stress:
 
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DerichLovesNWA said:
So this theory has nothing to back it up but I’ve been thinking, do you think Derich’s parents have some sort of legal agreement after the credit card situation where he’s obligated to read all of Derich’s cheers or face legal repercussions? I don’t understand why he does it otherwise.
Especially after last night where Derich got catty and complained that Phil hadn’t answered the question he was asking for “10 minutes.” I’m probably reading too much into it but it read like a veiled threat.

Wouldn’t that be something though. Not WWE Champions siphoning off money, but a Chinese Mafia extorting Phil.:stress:
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Derich is a turbo autist and literally will not go to bed until Phil acknowledges that he said goodnight to him.
 
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Fuck that Khet smile gives me nightmares, am I the only one that could see an entire Itch.io horror game being made about that face chasing you.

So this fat fuck takes 10 seconds to react to an enemy coming into view when he plays COD but when it comes to a slot machine he learns the pattern instantly?
 
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100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
Fuck that Khet smile gives me nightmares, am I the only one that could see an entire Itch.io horror game being made about that face chasing you.

So this fat fuck takes 10 seconds to react to an enemy coming into view when he plays COD but when it comes to a slot machine he learns the pattern instantly?
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I feel obligated to remind you that Phil legitimately needs glasses and cannot see the TV. This fact takes some of the shine off his "the car spawned in front of me" routine, but it is reality.
 
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DerichLovesNWA said:
So this theory has nothing to back it up but I’ve been thinking, do you think Derich’s parents have some sort of legal agreement after the credit card situation where he’s obligated to read all of Derich’s cheers or face legal repercussions? I don’t understand why he does it otherwise.
Especially after last night where Derich got catty and complained that Phil hadn’t answered the question he was asking for “10 minutes.” I’m probably reading too much into it but it read like a veiled threat.

Wouldn’t that be something though. Not WWE Champions siphoning off money, but a Chinese Mafia extorting Phil.:stress:
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But Derich never cheers. Phil treats Kingmichael somewhat the same way, as he is a retard as well. Same with Sidella, he got special treatment as well.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
I know that. But there can't be a legal obligation to read his cheers if he doesn't cheer anymore.
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I think Phil might actually feel some form of "pity'' in his special way for the disabled so he will be super lenient and play into it, but that's my tard view of it anyways, imagine a legal obligation to read some tard kids posts in a twitch chat good lord that fucking Judge parties at my house every waking second.
 
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This fact takes some of the shine off his "the car spawned in front of me" routine, but it is reality.
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TBH, Phil being an IRL Mr. Magoo who REEEs at stuff like that makes it fucking hysterical. Like so many other things, he has a fix for the problem already there (his glasses), but he willfully punches himself in the dick instead of just solving the problem.
 
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Most of the people in chat are there to talk to each other and to make fun of Phil.

Derich is one of the few who really truly like Phil.

There are only a handful of his "fans" who like Phil's content. This is why Derich gets special treatment.

Why does he like Phil? Based on all the porn tweets, it's because Phil had bitch tits.
 
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