You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Canoodler said:
Wet socks.
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How about wet shoes when it's raining and a shoe gets a hole in it?

Rozzy said:
Dirty lazy roommates who shit the place up.
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I remember camping as a kid, and another kid I shared the tent with came in with muddy shoes. Kid pretty much told me "you gotta accept shoes caked with mud".
 
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Autumnal Equinox said:
Gonna hop on in the homeless people get what they fucking deserve train.

I’ve tried to be emphatic to homeless before. They have a sign asking for food. Okay, tell them I’ll run into a fast food joint and grab them whatever they want for lunch. I get cursed at and have trash thrown at me. I’ve given money to homeless who seemed like they actually did have a run of bad luck and weren’t just worthless drug addicts. Nope, I either got conned out of my money by a good liar, or I got cursed at for not withdrawing my entire bank account for them. Nothing is ever good enough, they always want more more more. And if you direct them to places that will help them get back in their feet they start screeching like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. They enjoy being parasitic drains in society.
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Your experience is strikingly similar to my own, about 10 years back. Homeless guy asks me for some change to buy food, I say to him 'hold on,' and head to a nearby Turkish kebab joint around the corner. I got him a fataya, some fries, and a drink. Motherfucker throws the food and the ground screaming 'what the fuck am I gonna do with this?' Last time I EVER gave shit to one of these bums.

Not to mention that being homeless or 'sleeping rough' is one huge fucking grift these days. People busk or downright beg on the street, despite having a house they can go to. There have been numerous instances where this has been the case in my city alone.

A few months back I was walking back from the gym in the city centre, about 10 minutes back to my place. As I'm spaced out walking, I see a couple pushing a pram up ahead. Just before we reach each other, the guy side-steps right in front of me and asks for some change. I instinctively said no, then kept on walking. Then it occurred to me that a) this guy wasn't dressed badly at all, b) he was obviously the father/baby daddy of this chick's kid (who was also dressed decently, and c) he was quite clearly just trying to ply his bum-grift on someone in a fairly gentrified, lefty area. You know what? I bet he succeeds a lot of the time too.

I have literally ZERO sympathy for homeless people. I view them as innate swindlers and emotional grifters, as many of them likely are. Don't even get me started on the predatory fucks who knock on car windows on traffic. I'd experience dick-hardening, cheesecake-eating euphoria to see them getting gooified uner a garbage truck.
 
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Autumnal Equinox said:
homeless people
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english_nigger said:
bums
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One time a bum at a local shopping center was going around repeatedly harassing people for money. Security wanted him out.

The modern city can be full of assholes, even among those who seem to be screwed over by the city the most. The safest way to give is to charity organizations.
 
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Bass said:
I like going to the gym. I like 99% of the people at the gym. But why is it every time I go to the gym there's always the fat fuck dickhead who sets up weights on like 10 stations and just sits on the squat machine and watches his phone. Then he tries to do a squat and oh noes he can't do it so he gets off and takes like 5 lbs off and starts the whole process again. And God forbid you try to use one of "his" machines he set up. "I was just going to use it in a minute" and then he goes back to looking at a video on his phone, fails to make a lift takes off another 2 lbs and generally just lives in the weight room. I don't think I've ever seen him actually lift anything.

And he's there at all times. He's been there in the morning. I've seen him in the middle of the night. He's just always there. Always in my way. I just want to throw up a workout and get on with my day. Jesus, is this guy homeless and just lives here? What the fuck.

I'm thinking about going to the staff and telling them if this shithead is here tommorow when I come in and hogging 3/4th of the stations in the gym I'm going to cancel my membership.

It's just this one guy I can't handle.
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Replying to a week old post, sorry.

To add to this - I hate the bros at the gym who think they get to claim more than one machine at a time because 'their rotation.' No. This isn't your personal gym, we're all paying the same amount. You get the machine you are currently using and that's it.
 
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idomyfoodbucketlist said:
Replying to a week old post, sorry.

To add to this - I hate the bros at the gym who think they get to claim more than one machine at a time because 'their rotation.' No. This isn't your personal gym, we're all paying the same amount. You get the machine you are currently using and that's it.
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No problem. I didn't even realize it's been a week. To be totally honest, since the gym I go to isn't that busy and since I try to go on off hours, like 2am and shit, I'll set up 2 machines that are close to each other. Like where I go the incline press is literally next to a squat machine. I do it so I can get it done quick, but I won't do it if the place is busy, and I'll clear one if you want to go through, so I'ts not like I don't do things out of conviniance either, But the guy I was bitching about had 7 or 8 stations loaded up with a shitton of weight that he clearly wasn't going to be able to lift. Hes not a gymbro either, hes an older guy and I think he thinks he can still go like he was 20 but he can't.

Anyways, to wrap up my story, I did complain and they said they'd talk to him, but I'm still a little put out about it cause they saw him do this shit, but wasn't going to do anything until someone complained. I'm thinking I might still cancel anyway, because I shouldn't have had to say anything, you know?
 
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Anyways, to wrap up my story, I did complain and they said they'd talk to him, but I'm still a little put out about it cause they saw him do this shit, but wasn't going to do anything until someone complained. I'm thinking I might still cancel anyway, because I shouldn't have had to say anything, you know?
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You shouldn't quit yet. You should wait and see if they take care of the problem. You shouldn't feel bad. He was the one being rude.
 
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Rozzy said:
Dirty lazy roommates who shit the place up.
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And when you tell them to clean up the mess, they look at you all annoyed. I'm not the cleanest person out there, but come on. Don't leave the kitchen or bathroom a mess.

Wasteland Ranger said:
Censored versions of songs
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Depends on how or what is censored. Eminem's My Name Is... was rewritten to fit the radio waves. Still a good song.


Canoodler said:
Wet socks.
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That's why I do not wear socks to bed. And wear foot powder.
 
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SJW churches (which seems to be most of them these days). I have to pass by two nearly every day of the week, and both have "Black Lives Matter" bulletin/billboards. I think pretty much everyone agrees with the statement "black lives matter", but they're pushing the actual Marxist organization and it drives me fucking insane, to the point I have to consciously avert my gaze so it doesn't piss me off more by looking at them.
 
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Devyn said:
SJW churches (which seems to be most of them these days).
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You know what the solution to that is.

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This might be a bit of an obscure annoyance but ever since I was a child, I've hated when celebrities (usually musicians) portray themselves as some sort of hard man (both men and woman).

Think P!NK (you pedantic fuck) back when she pretending she was from the ghetto and every music video where she was ''beating'' people up 'cos she's hard. Another example would be Demi Lovato. Now I get that it's just a music video but it's so fucking obnoxious and irritating.

The sudden left turn Beyonce took into becoming a true ''gangsta'' in her more recent shitty songs That Ashnikko kid with the forced masculinity does the same shit. This also goes for bitch boy rappers rapping about gang lyf bruv whilst sitting in their mansions with bodyguards and security following them everywhere.
Unless you're a bare knuckle boxing gypsy or a Russian sit the fuck down.
 
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dfranki723 said:
This also goes for bitch boy rappers rapping about gang lyf bruv whilst sitting in their mansions with bodyguards and security following them everywhere.
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On that note, white girls called Olive talking about how they're totes working clahss and how, like, their dad once spoke to a pleb piss me off.
 
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