Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[TriggerMeElmo]

GATER THEY"RE A LAWGGIN MEH AGAIN! GET MUH RASCAL!

CHANGE MY DIAPER, GATOR! WHAT DO I NOT PAY YOU FOR?!

 

[Hüftpriester]

The best part is Kristen quoting the ACA, who tells us point-blank that a nolle prosequi is not the same as an acquittal or "not guilty" verdict.

ACA also declined to comment to protect the privacy of the victim, LOL. A little late for that, as even she's probably seen at least part of the sex tape. I really hope a decent amount of lawyers had to sit through the whole thing. They definitely had to watch through the "eeeaaahh filming" part. But I hope they were made to sit through the *sniff* and horrific climax/Ralph Jr. cameo.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

she's probably seen at least part of the sex tape.

I hope she learns from this and keeps her asshole cleaner, the absolute state.

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Right Wing Watch is taking notice.

By "The guy you stabbed in the back because you're a snake?" does Ralph mean "The guy whose show you went on and told to his face why you no longer wished to associate with him"?

Is there a dedicated thread for Ralph's bizarre hate-boner for Null? We may need one before Ralph finally drinks himself to death.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Kristen was also the one who wrote the hit piece about Ralph in case anyone had forgotten. She's very fetching.

If there ever was a case for straight white male privilege (gets off scott free) combined with open misogyny (exposing that poor child's sex tape and what female has he not asked "smash or pass" on, even when she's an intelligent bull moose in leadership?). Ralph needs an updated profile for sure!

 

[Absurdity]

Now is precisely the time you try to bring in Warski. Ralphalfa always goes into destructo-mode when he feels like he's flying high. It's the underlying bipolar disorder coupled with the layers of chemical dependency. The icing on the cake would be a sped spaz like Andy to come in and shake things up even more. I'll say this for Masturdson though, if there's a way Ethan can get in trouble for being an accessory to viewing kiddie badbad stuff, Dax could make it happen for him.

 

[Vetti]

Now is precisely the time you try to bring in Warski. Ralphalfa always goes into destructo-mode when he feels like he's flying high. It's the underlying bipolar disorder coupled with the layers of chemical dependency. The icing on the cake would be a sped spaz like Andy to come in and shake things up even more. I'll say this for Masturdson though, if there's a way Ethan can get in trouble for being an accessory to viewing kiddie badbad stuff, Dax could make it happen for him.

A couple nights ago Ralph talked about doing Miami 2 with Andy in the coming weeks. He's finally a free man so he's celebrating by blowing the remainder of his nest egg on retarded trips.

 

[instythot]

By "The guy you stabbed in the back because you're a snake?" does Ralph mean "The guy whose show you went on and told to his face why you no longer wished to associate with him"?

Is there a dedicated thread for Ralph's bizarre hate-boner for Null? We may need one before Ralph finally drinks himself to death.

"Ralph's bizarre hate-boner for Null"

It's got the right concepts in there, but somehow all jumbled up. Ralph does have a bizarrely strong emotion for Null's boner, and we do need a thread about that

 

[RichardRApe]

Does anyone know what time Ralph is flying tomorrow morning or what flight he's taking?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"Ralph's bizarre hate-boner for Null"

It's got the right concepts in there, but somehow all jumbled up. Ralph does have a bizarrely strong emotion for Null's boner, and we do need a thread about that

I'm on it.

 

[AltisticRight]

I had a call with Jared Holt yesterday, glad they are working on something big now!
Currently, I'm in a call with President Xi Jingping (Long live the CPC), the HQ of tencent will be turned into sheet of glass and Trovo will vanish. Ralph will be forced to stream on Bitwave where our agent 01SP@T<H will ScrapeIPs(tm)(r).

The plan to eradicate grifters is in full motion.

 

[Absurdity]

A couple nights ago Ralph talked about doing Miami 2 with Andy in the coming weeks. He's finally a free man so he's celebrating by blowing the remainder of his nest egg on retarded trips.

It's actually happening! Can we get an extradition to Canada + Florida jail time in a single trip?

 

[instythot]

ACA also declined to comment to protect the privacy of the victim, LOL. A little late for that, as even she's probably seen at least part of the sex tape. I really hope a decent amount of lawyers had to sit through the whole thing. They definitely had to watch through the "eeeaaahh filming" part. But I hope they were made to sit through the *sniff* and horrific climax/Ralph Jr. cameo.

I hope the lawyers also had to watch all of the restreams and commentaries that included "and then you hear him sucking the shit from his thumb" in support of the notion that the video was widely distributed and therefore was very damaging

 

[Vetti]

Should this thread stay open? The revenge porn episode seems to have reached it's end for the most part, and the past two pages have moved pretty far off topic.

 

[Sriracha]

I reckon it can be sunsetted because I doubt we're going to get a confirmation on whether there were 'special circumstances' or it just being Spectre being a lying faggot.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Should this thread stay open? The revenge porn episode seems to have reached it's end for the most part, and the past two pages have moved pretty far off topic.

There's still some victory-lap sperging on Ralph's part that's going on and that I'd argue is related, but yeah, this thread is almost over.

 

[Pale Empress]

Could probably be closed.

As an afterthought, it would be hysterical it Warski and Reethan got back together IRL and tried to give their cohabitation scheme another shot.

After all, remember that the last time this happened, Warski got wifebeaten by Ralph, deported, and ended up with one of his henchmen getting arrested.

Plus you just know that May would latch onto Andy.

 

[MySonDavid]

Spectre_06 lied again. When are you dumb faggots going to stop taking his word for anything? Here's the order, with no special circumstances whatsoever.
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What does page 1 of 2 look like?

 

[instythot]

Could probably be closed.

As an afterthought, it would be hysterical it Warski and Reethan got back together IRL and tried to give their cohabitation scheme another shot.

After all, remember that the last time this happened, Warski got wifebeaten by Ralph, deported, and ended up with one of his henchmen getting arrested.

Plus you just know that May would latch onto Andy.

I know Andy's borderline retarded and all, but he must know the leaf-freedom border is still closed

 

[Haru Okumura]

Should this thread stay open? The revenge porn episode seems to have reached it's end for the most part, and the past two pages have moved pretty far off topic.

My personal preference would be to leave it open for a few more days, at least, in case I decide to rework the OP to be more retrospective now that things have basically wrapped up (plus he might come back and melt down again). If there's nothing going on in another week or two / I don't get around to doing anything by then, I won't be opposed to locking it.