US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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This article is so old but it is hilarious
BERNIE'S ANGRY BROS

Oats12345 said:
I'm disappointed in Nikki Haley will I'm not supporting a presidential run from her now.
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She's not too dissimilar from a lot of Republican women in that she's not terribly conservative and will go with the flow. If bashing Trump is popular, she'll do it.
 
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Shield Breaker said:
That will teach them to boo at him.
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Holy shit, that's petty.

"K-k-Kamala, t-t-t-they booed at me! I'm supposed to be the most popular president ever! Bloo-bloo-bloo!"

"Awww, don't cry, Joe, baby. Mama will make it all better. *speaks into a walkie talkie* Put a travel ban on Florida, stat! *click* Now, how's about playing with your dogs some more?"

"*sniff* W-w-w-what was I crying about?"
 
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Chip makers are asking Biden to consider investing in US Fabs to fix the shortages of Tech products across the world. Not fucking happening since Biden is in China's pocket. You'd be better off teaching pigs how to fly or getting a Tiger to eat tofu.

The only way I can see this happen is if Biden can force chip makers to hire only Black people no questions asked. Or illegals no questions asked and pay them fuck all.
 
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albert chan said:
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I can tell you that even most non-political people like myself find this to be the most fake, if not fakest thing I’ve ever seen. Weren’t there a bunch of politicians comparing the Capitol incident to 9/11, while his own administration still has no real answer on how he needs to get all those kids out of the cages that his old boss Barack put in there through HIS executive order?

I get it, “double standards”, “stop trying to think liberals/Democrats will play by the same rules”, etc.

But seriously, who is actually buying this? I’m more convinced that this was a publicity stunt that was done on the last minute, and the KINDNESS, HEALING, HOSTILITY, COMPASSION, COURAGE, LOVE stickers are just words that they only know since it was done on the spot.
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Some of the hearts even have a "Love, Jill" on them. With a heart for the dot in the "i." Holy fuck, I couldn't come up with something faker than that. I'm with Will, bring Melania back, or at least anyone with half an ounce of style.

Not only that, but isn't the capital still on lockdown? Who the fuck is even going to be able to see these plywood hearts? I guess the useless fucks in Congress can, but who cares about them?

I get that this is just some dumb bullshit that a staffer threw together and it's not like this is taking much away from the administration's time, but do they not understand how retarded this looks? The economy's looking shakier by the day, and no amount of stimulus is likely to change that (but it sure is nice to still not have my second check, you fucking pricks). Jobs are being signed away by the stroke of Joe's pen, and they're not even hiding their contempt for those who have suddenly found themselves without a stable career. Despite previously stating that once the vaccine was out, life could start going back to normal, we now have the CDC and that rat fuck Fauci claiming that it's gonna have to keep going on for another year, so wear two masks and quit complaining. Instead of delivering any results for the people that need relief, Congress is fucking around with another bullshit unconstitutional impeachment of the Orange Man. And the far left are realizing they've been had again as the administration refuses to meet with them, and they're getting angrier.

So what's the solution? Plywood hearts with meaningless platitudes.

Is this the fastest a presidential administration has gone down the tubes? I don't see how anyone can look at what's going on and think that things are alright, aside from convincing themselves "at least it's not the Bad Orange Man."
 
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JosephStalin said:
So Joe allegedly got 80 million votes. That means 250 million or so Americans didn't vote for him. Same could be said for President Trump, but it's always nice to deflate some asshole who brings up the 80 million votes.
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When you put things into perspective like that it really exposes how authoritarian supposed democracy/republic is. More people don't vote for the winning candidate than do. Truly the tyranny of the minority.
 
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Dante Alighieri said:
When you put things into perspective like that it really exposes how authoritarian supposed democracy/republic is. More people don't vote for the winning candidate than do. Truly the tyranny of the minority.
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It’s all bullshit. Just because over half of some arbitrary number of people feel one way that doesn’t give them any more right to order about people who disagree with them than one man does.

there is no moral basis for government, it just is. Democracy’s advantage is supposed to be that it incentivizes development instead of plunder and does away with succession wars and purges.
 
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Dante Alighieri said:
When you put things into perspective like that it really exposes how authoritarian supposed democracy/republic is. More people don't vote for the winning candidate than do. Truly the tyranny of the minority.
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That's Democrats. They jizz their pants over destroying the electoral college and the world that NYC and LA/SF will run the show.
 
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Dante Alighieri said:
When you put things into perspective like that it really exposes how authoritarian supposed democracy/republic is. More people don't vote for the winning candidate than do. Truly the tyranny of the minority.
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Well apparently, Joe's popular vote swing was the biggest since FDR v. Biden. Speaking of elections, the new summary video finally came out:

Besides "muh COVID," some key takeaways were:
- This election was a geezerfest starting from the Democratic nominees.
- Between the 2016 recap and 2020 one now, it's almost as if ISIS never existed.
- And for all of the fear of wars under Trump, lol is how you can describe it in the end.
- Guess MAGA will be a cult until the end of history.
 
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Druveer said:
After eight years of Democrats making fun of how Bush talked and then the four years of them making fun of Orange Man for any and everything possible....

Fuck that. If democrats wanted their boy given an ounce of respect they should have shown some.
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Agree as someone with a little problem of speech. I always had symphony for Trump and Bush for dems making fun of how they speak. From what I can see Biden doesn't have a fucking speech problem. It's just excuse for his lieing and demintal problems.
Iron Jaguar said:
Total bullshit, though. There is absolutely ZERO evidence that Biden EVER had any sort of speech impediment (unless you count his chronic lying/plagiarism issues), until halfway through 2020.
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I agree, when was it every stated he had speech impendiment. The first I heard of this was when they got that kid with the speech impendment to talk at the DNC convention.

Honestly it sounds like a excuse for his lieing and demintal issues.
 
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Oats12345 said:
Agree as someone with a little problem of speech. I always had symphony for Trump and Bush for dems making fun of how they speak. From what I can see Biden doesn't have a fucking speech problem. It's just excuse for his lieing and demintal problems.

I agree, when was it every stated he had speech impendiment. The first I heard of this was when they got that kid with the speech impendment to talk at the DNC convention.

Honestly it sounds like a excuse for his lieing and demintal issues.
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The Bush thing was really really unfair because wasn't an idiot he just had a very specific Texas South regional dialect. A friend of mine grew up in the same part of Texas Bush did and has the same accent, speech pattern, and idiosyncrasies. Imagine calling someone retarded just because they sounded Canadian, or Mexican, or from East Boston.
 
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