Anna, dare I say, is somehow MORE competent and put-together as an influencer than Tess, and bear in mind she’s utterly pissed most of the time. When a drunk girl with no “SUPAHMODDLE” face is getting better spon than you, you have fucked up, Tess.
You get them a rabies vaccine and a fifth of vodka to help them forget
Just buy them a cake, Tess. You know you want to. And anybody who would willingly make out with you would, I am certain, be delighted to get cake involved in it. You'll get to buy a cake for someone else, and eat it too!
So her virtual "Galentines" party with friends was really just set up so Tess can shill products for whatever Glowrecipe is? How thoughtful. How meaningful. Isn't that what friendship is for, so you can use it to sell shit to all the unlucky consoomers who didn't get an invite?
Funny thing, I went to look for this on their Instagram and it isn't mentioned anywhere so idk what kind of collab this is but it's definitely one-sided in where Tess is doing promotion for them and they don't even mention her. Glow recipe actually has good skincare but it's definitely not the kind of stuff that will even come close to fixing Tess' pitted greasy face, let alone any other deathfats.
I know it's been said before but it doesn't make any sense that she replaces the o in Holliday with cherries. Her name's not Hoolliday. Why not just use one cherry? Or like a strawberry or some shit?
I'd assume she either makes someone else do it for her or just wears slip-on shoes.
Are you asking Tess to practice portion control? I'm surprised it wasn't a vat of cherries.
Oh. How coincidental that a tiki bar in Disney land has the same name!
She is hosting a virtual party to shill #spon products. Only herself and Olly are there in person.
Soo... a normal day at the Holliday household?
