Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Pinball 2000]

Speaking of, thank fuck Lou has an identity crisis about what species he is every other Tuesday or we'd be watching him trying to grift for a fursuit. Which costs several thousand dollars and would also end up with him looking like a plushophile due to Lou's, uh, rotund figure.
Oh god, imagine the smell.

Fursuits can actually last a pretty long time provided you actually take care of them, but that's a big IF. A suiter I'm familiar with has had the same suit for 9-ish years and it looks great considering the age, but they also take the time to thoroughly clean and disinfect it after every event.

Meanwhile, Lou can't even be bothered to vacuum and/or throw away the very obvious food/soda containers visible in his photos, so there's no way his theoretical suit wouldn't be a biohazard within a week of him owning it.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Fursuits can actually last a pretty long time provided you actually take care of them, but that's a big IF. A suiter I'm familiar with has had the same suit for 9-ish years and it looks great considering the age, but they also take the time to thoroughly clean and disinfect it after every event.

Meanwhile, Lou can't even be bothered to vacuum and/or throw away the very obvious food/soda containers visible in his photos, so there's no way his theoretical suit wouldn't be a biohazard within a week of him owning it.

I definitely wouldnt be surprised if fursuits are intended to last quite some time (for the price they are I'd like to think people would treat them like precious goods, though I've sadly seen enough horrors to know that that's optimistic as fuck), but then again so are consumer electronics and...

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

I'm just laughing that he emphasizes how much of a writer he is but can't put into words to describe his big tiddy wonder woman muscle cat girl. Then again if didn't change the species every week he wouldn't have this problem

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I mean, it absolutely SHOULD still be mocked, I hate this shit but it does seem to be distressingly commonplace these days.

Maybe one of his usual idiots actually stepped up and told him he's being a retard about the tablets, maybe Boozy reached out to tell him to fuck off, who knows. The moral of the story is that it'll be business as usual because it always is, Lou can't keep him mouth shut to save his life and will go find some rando's conversation to turn into a slapfight.

Didn't he have an X-ray taken and analyzed just recently? To be a fly on THAT wall!

I'm just laughing that he emphasizes how much of a writer he is but can't put into words to describe his big tiddy wonder woman muscle cat girl. Then again if didn't change the species every week he wouldn't have this problem

His IQ seems to be at room temperature, and I'm sure adding "in degrees Celsius" wouldn't be far off the mark either. He can't put it into words because he simply lacks the words and the eloquence it would require.

 

[Loona]

Lou no longer uses his fzygal FurAffinity account. His new account is blulionesse.


This is the only thing posted on it so far, and it's a recolor of his most recent Gneech comission. It looks even worse than before.


He also has this as his Twitter avatar, but he hasn't posted the full version yet.

 

[dumb idiot]

Spoiler: Ninjaed

New avatar:

Random song lyrics, now I want to know what Lou's taste in music is like. (probably shit) archive

New furaffinity, you have to be logged in to view it. archive

Gneech archive

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

I take it back, I too would have a hard time describing eye bleeding bublegum color lion girl too if I had his writing skill.

 

[Chewing Character]

He also has this as his Twitter avatar, but he hasn't posted the full version yet.
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The fucking goatee on the new profile pic

 

[The Dude]

Don't be hatin', my Dude, a beard is the furriest he's gonna get. Now he just has to spray paint it blue and it's practically a fursuit.

Speaking of, thank fuck Lou has an identity crisis about what species he is every other Tuesday or we'd be watching him trying to grift for a fursuit. Which costs several thousand dollars and would also end up with him looking like a plushophile due to Lou's, uh, rotund figure.
Oh god, imagine the smell.

I mean, if you can even call what Louie does an "identity crisis". It's always the same retarded cycle of name and big tiddy jungle cat species ripping off some capeshit heroine, but with MUSCLES! There's no actual identity for him to have a crisis over. Nothing of importance or consequence ever changes with his furfag OC, and you can't even rightly call it a character because there's no actual character there. It's always the same basic bitch BS: big cat, big boobs, big muscles, Wonder Woman rip-off, name taken from either Doctor Who or Wonder Woman comics. It's just lazy, lazy, lazy like everything Louie does. Even when he tries to give it some attempt at character by giving it a back story he lazy and just rips the back story off from capeshit or someone else's character.

And the kicker is that despite Louie going through this cycle damn-near constantly, no one gives a shit. Nine times out of ten no one will comment or give him any input. On the rare occasion that someone does say anything, it's always "Oh, just go with what you like best/whatever your heart tells you! *huuuuggggss*" just to get him to shut up about it.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This is the only thing posted on it so far, and it's a recolor of his most recent Gneech comission. It looks even worse than before.

Goodness, that's HIV-positively hideous.

He is going blind at the rate he wished he would, I can't think of any other explanation for this.

The fucking goatee on the new profile pic

Xhe is a stunning&brave troonswoxn after all, xhe even has them tranny pride flag colours!

 

[little horn]

Lou no longer uses his fzygal FurAffinity account. His new account is blulionesse.
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This is the only thing posted on it so far, and it's a recolor of his most recent Gneech comission. It looks even worse than before.
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He also has this as his Twitter avatar, but he hasn't posted the full version yet.
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The reason I think he's so incredibly cheap when it comes to looking for artists to draw his fursona (and why all his art is sub-par at best) is simply because he knows he'll be changing it in a week anyway; why waste over $50 on a character that won't be recognizable by next weekend? I wonder if he badgered gneech into modifying the art for free or he coughed up the money to get it changed- either way, I'd be pissed if a client of mine kept coming back on a finished piece to ask for favors because he can't make up his fucking mind.

 

[Damien Thorne]

He is the size of a lion, and he will be blue when rigor mortis kicks in after he eats himself to death. His name is prophetic.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

From all the species he could choose of course it is one of the few exceptions where long hair stands for masculinity

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

He is the size of a lion, and he will be blue when rigor mortis kicks in after he eats himself to death. His name is prophetic.

Then where does the bubblegum pink hair come from? Please don't say foothole

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Then where does the bubblegum pink hair come from? Please don't say foothole

The trans flag, if I had to guess.

 

[Turael]

The trans flag, if I had to guess.

Yep. Lou isn't original enough to come up with anything else. We've seen him match color palates unaided and they're hideous. This is the best he'll be able to do.

 

[Gentleburd]

People who make their ‘sona with pride flag colors have no personality outside of their sexuality.
Must suck to be so bland the most interesting thing about you is the type of person you are sexually attracted to.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Oh my sweet jesus, that new TrannyLion recolor of his Gneech art is EXACTLY why most artists require permission to have someone else fuck with their lineart. A bad color job can be the difference between something looking (in Gneech's case this term may be optimistic) passable and looking like it was colored by a retarded toddler with crayons.

Spoiler: more art sperg about design choices

(Sorry, I just can't seem to help myself when it comes to reeing about his art shit, hope this isn't too insufferable for you guys so I try to spoiler it)

Yet again, he's picked a color scheme with no nuance that needs more work than he's willing to put in in order to make it look good. Blue and pink CAN go together, though it would have worked better if he hadn't picked two with about the same value and saturation because art is all about contrasts, but since they're not colors that naturally look good right next to each other they need some unification. An easy solution would be using purple tones in the shading to help tie them together (red>purple>blue makes an analogous color palette), but... well, whoops, Lou doesn't shade.
You can also see whoever did his headshot trying to play into this despite it being unshaded by using a purple background.

One of the few benefits to him having picked a tiger, as I think I've said before, was that tigers have natural detailing via their stripes. You can see all the time with beginner artists hitting a certain point in their progression that you can make up for a lack of anatomical knowledge or a lack of shading nuance by just pouring on the detail; the less detailed in line/shading a drawing is, the more pleasing and perfect the basic form has to be because it stands on its own.
Lioness (other than the hilarious fact that the long hair implies it's a tranny) is a very basic design, doubly so because Lou doesn't subscribe to the markings that many furries use to distinguish their fursonas from others of the same species. It's not gonna look good with paint bucket flats.

LEARN TO SHADE, LOU. The biggest perk to a drawing tablet that distinguishes it from just using a mouse is that it has pressure sensitivity. Learn to fucking shade.

 

[Sintharia]

Oh my sweet jesus, that new TrannyLion recolor of his Gneech art is EXACTLY why most artists require permission to have someone else fuck with their lineart. A bad color job can be the difference between something looking (in Gneech's case this term may be optimistic) passable and looking like it was colored by a retarded toddler with crayons.

Spoiler: more art sperg about design choices

(Sorry, I just can't seem to help myself when it comes to reeing about his art shit, hope this isn't too insufferable for you guys so I try to spoiler it)

Yet again, he's picked a color scheme with no nuance that needs more work than he's willing to put in in order to make it look good. Blue and pink CAN go together, though it would have worked better if he hadn't picked two with about the same value and saturation because art is all about contrasts, but since they're not colors that naturally look good right next to each other they need some unification. An easy solution would be using purple tones in the shading to help tie them together (red>purple>blue makes an analogous color palette), but... well, whoops, Lou doesn't shade.
You can also see whoever did his headshot trying to play into this despite it being unshaded by using a purple background.

One of the few benefits to him having picked a tiger, as I think I've said before, was that tigers have natural detailing via their stripes. You can see all the time with beginner artists hitting a certain point in their progression that you can make up for a lack of anatomical knowledge or a lack of shading nuance by just pouring on the detail; the less detailed in line/shading a drawing is, the more pleasing and perfect the basic form has to be because it stands on its own.
Lioness (other than the hilarious fact that the long hair implies it's a tranny) is a very basic design, doubly so because Lou doesn't subscribe to the markings that many furries use to distinguish their fursonas from others of the same species. It's not gonna look good with paint bucket flats.

LEARN TO SHADE, LOU. The biggest perk to a drawing tablet that distinguishes it from just using a mouse is that it has pressure sensitivity. Learn to fucking shade.

Thank you for hitting the heart of what's bothering me about his new color scheme. There's no tonal variety in the colors, and it makes the whole thing look bland. I've seen neon abominations with more engaging colors, purely because they don't scream at you from the same color space.

On a body type note, it finally occurred to me that he's been hitting on the wrong super heroine regarding the body type that he wants. "Muscular, but with big tits!" What he wants is 1980s SheHulk, not Wonder Woman.

 

[kevin]

The reason I think he's so incredibly cheap when it comes to looking for artists to draw his fursona (and why all his art is sub-par at best) is simply because he knows he'll be changing it in a week anyway; why waste over $50 on a character that won't be recognizable by next weekend? I wonder if he badgered gneech into modifying the art for free or he coughed up the money to get it changed- either way, I'd be pissed if a client of mine kept coming back on a finished piece to ask for favors because he can't make up his fucking mind.

I'd agree exept that it has been shown over and over again that Lou does not care about wasting money and has zero forethought--look at the current debacle going on with the tablet he "needs" to replace because he bought the wrong kind.