IRL Incels

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Readhed said:
I mean I thought people were trying to help me but it became pretty clear that they rather just make fun of me so I guess it's best I leave this thread because people are basically telling me to drink and that's a really bad influence.
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How dare you call Bluto a bad influence! He's in pre-med!
 
Cactus Wings said:
I thought this was a 'encounters with incels IRL' thread, not a incel self-help thread.

How to not suck at life: Make a list of things you want in a person, then become those things.
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How do I become Japanese Hitler with a cock the size of a baseball bat? I tried but the penis pumps ruined my ability to get an erection.
 
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Readhed said:
I mean I thought people were trying to help me but it became pretty clear that they rather just make fun of me so I guess it's best I leave this thread because people are basically telling me to drink and that's a really bad influence.
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Men who don't drink are automatically fags, whether you like dick or not. This is why you can't get laid.
 
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Clown Baby said:
Men who don't drink are automatically fags, whether you like dick or not. This is why you can't get laid.
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Don't worry, @Readhed we've got study materials.

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Readhed said:
Well I took your advice and I vomited like 7 times. Spent an hour in the shower and another hour laying in bed. Currently feel like shit. Thanks I guess.
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Holy shit, put down the bottle and take up sucking dick or something.

That shit read like "Instructions unclear, now have remote jammed in my ass" or something.
 
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milk said:
I refuse to believe incels are real. I have never met one in IRL.
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There's a lot more of them out there then you think, because well who in their right mind would willingly admit to still being a virgin in our sex-obssesed society? That's the simplest way to label yourself as a socially incompetent failure to the rest of the world. That's why there's so many incel communities on the internet, this kind of stuff, well you just don't talk about in real life. Willingly admitting to still being a male virgin is a sure fire way to social suicide.
 
TendieGremlin said:
And if you want to be loved, make yourself lovable.
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This is what I think incels truly fail to realise. You're not entitled to love and if you're no fun to be around people won't love you. That's what people mean when they say 'get a hobby' or 'work on your personality'. You have to be a loveable person in order to be loved, and that means not having bitterness and hatred as your only personality traits
 
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Readhed said:
I mean I thought people were trying to help me but it became pretty clear that they rather just make fun of me so I guess it's best I leave this thread because people are basically telling me to drink and that's a really bad influence.
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If you can't get a girlfriend become the girlfriend. This is the best advice you will ever get, get hrt.
 
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Lord Thistlewick Flanders said:
There's a lot more of them out there then you think, because well who in their right mind would willingly admit to still being a virgin in our sex-obssesed society? That's the simplest way to label yourself as a socially incompetent failure to the rest of the world. That's why there's so many incel communities on the internet, this kind of stuff, well you just don't talk about in real life. Willingly admitting to still being a male virgin is a sure fire way to social suicide.
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Despite being incels by denotation, most male virgins who want to have sex, especially the ones in their late teens and early twenties, are just awkward dorks. They'll figure it out, or not.

It's the people like @kekofthebest , who, for utterly baffling reasons, decide to base their entire personality around being unfuckable who are interesting.

"Guys, take your pills! I like mauve pills the best! Foids are gonna be so mad that they're not getting MY chad dick!"

I wonder if people of that ilk have the self-awareness to NOT act like that IRL.
 
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