Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Water-T]

Even Becky realizes that calling herself "asexual" is fucking bullshit, and is going for a more plausible label.

Kind of how no one believed she was a "trans man", so she shifted to "non-binary"

 

[AnOminous]

Even Becky realizes that calling herself "asexual" is fucking bullshit, and is going for a more plausible label.

Kind of how no one believed she was a "trans man", so she shifted to "non-binary"

"Demisexual" is just retard speak for completely boring and normal. It just means you literally aren't fucking every waking moment. Pure stupid tumblr shit.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Becky thinks her equally useless and poor followers are interested in paying her to dick around on excel. I've seen her spreadsheets, she thinks it's advanced stuff to be able to filter them. Hard pass.
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Becky is fat
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Becky loves incest! I like to think this guy took a hard look at his life after spending time with Becky and decided some changes needed to happen. Meanwhile Becky is still unapologetically a disgusting degenerate. She also pondered today if she is "demisexual" instead of asexual.
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[melty]

"Demisexual" is just retard speak for completely boring and normal. It just means you literally aren't fucking every waking moment. Pure stupid tumblr shit.

The hilarious thing is that as broad as this label is it doesn't even apply to Becky as she's too indiscriminate about dick she takes.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

It's not uncommon for adults to have wild-child teen years where they did all the drugs and sex, find that that it leave them wanting spiritually and then they clean up and go religious later. Good on that guy if he found more positive ways to live his life outside very weird sex (I hope)

Dudes missing out on all the hot "discussing my menstrual cycle in detail and openly dissing my guys dicks and performance in bed" action. Woe betide

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Another significant but anonymous figure from Becky’s past who we’ve never heard of before, yet whose extensive history with Becky reinforces what an exciting person she is.

 

[Very Honest Content]

They were an upper-class family in Cuba. It's almost certain that they were devout Roman Catholics. Brujeria was popular with the lower-class rural farm workers. The likelihood that Basic Becky's abuela was a practitioner of brujeria is very very low.

Current lore is papi was the lower class side of the marriage, mami was the monied half of the marriage, at least when they were both back on the island. So if it was papi's mom, the likelyhood of brujeria increases I guess?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

There is zero percent chance Jackson's asshole doesn't already know exactly how small Daniel's cock is down to the millimeter and vice versa.

Allowed myself to fix your post.

 

[Kosher Salt]

You'd think one of the benefits of having two ugly husbands world be that at least one of them could fix a hole in a fence

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Makes me laugh knowing Daniel walks around with a punch Nazis shirt yet his soft keyboard hands have prob never done a day of hard work.

That's just a texture glitch right? Extrude the shape farther and apply a brick texture, how hard can it be?

 

[kaien]

"Demisexual" is just retard speak for completely boring and normal. It just means you literally aren't fucking every waking moment. Pure stupid tumblr shit.

It's the flag on someone's dating profile that says, "It will cost you way too much time and money before you're getting any."

In Becky's case I suspect it's just her finding a box she hasn't checked yet on the bingo card.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Current lore is papi was the lower class side of the marriage, mami was the monied half of the marriage, at least when they were both back on the island. So if it was papi's mom, the likelyhood of brujeria increases I guess?

A little light research indicates that Cuban santeria was practiced almost exclusively by afro-cubans, the descendants of the slave trade. If Papi's family was in any way afro-cuban, Becky would have spent years bragging about her rich african heritage. Abuela might have some sprinklings of carribean superstitions, but I seriously doubt any of them were anything but Roman Catholics. AFAIKT, all of Mami and Papi's families were solidly middle to upper class pre-revolution.

 

[Oughtism]

At least she is admitting to being a complete retard. Also, how do you TRY (and not succeed?) to put a phone in the fridge?

Thank God we are not the same.

 

[AnOminous]

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At least she is admitting to being a complete retard. Also, how do you TRY (and not succeed?) to put a phone in the fridge?

Thank God we are not the same.

Yet another load of bullshit where Basic Becky portrays some completely mundane event as if it makes her special somehow.

 

[Pargon]

It's not uncommon for adults to have wild-child teen years where they did all the drugs and sex, find that that it leave them wanting spiritually and then they clean up and go religious later. Good on that guy if he found more positive ways to live his life outside very weird sex (I hope)

Dudes missing out on all the hot "discussing my menstrual cycle in detail and openly dissing my guys dicks and performance in bed" action. Woe betide

That said, if I slept with something so failing to pass as human as Becky I'd turn to a higher power, too.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I don't believe Becky puts her phone down for any reason except to bathe.

 

[Oughtism]

Yet another load of bullshit where Basic Becky portrays some completely mundane event as if it makes her special somehow.

Hey, if you "have to" tweet at least 60 tweets a day, these type of events are your bread and butter. I mean, you could NOT do 60 tweets a day but.. That's for CIS-gendered scum.

 

[melty]

Yeah, it's not a common joke that distracted people will put their car keys in the pantry or lose their sunglasses on top of their head. Only people with true & honest ADHD face these brave struggles!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Do churches besides Seventh Day Adventist, Pentecostal, and Mormon have elders? I ask because the lifestyles of these churches make it extremely unlikely someone from one of them would have had sex with Becky and afterwards become an elder. (As if we needed more proof that all of her stories are fake.)

 

[Jubileus]

I see that the humiliation of Jackson continues apace. Reminder: barring a few months, Becky's been living with him her entire adult life. Any of these dream boyfriends (if they exist) were ones she was fucking while he was off studying/waiting tables/fapping to his favorite JRPG twinks. Publicly mentioning not only the incident, but how great the sex was so soon after the size comparison comment is just getting into full bludgeoning now.

Man, remember when we thought Jake Rapp was the King of Cucks?

 

[AnOminous]

Man, remember when we thought Jake Rapp was the King of Cucks?

At least Jake didn't have to share the King of Cucks title with another cuck. So Cuckson and Daniel are really only Cuck Princes, not kings.