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Len's in his fifties and he's still never done anything straight.
Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord
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Len's in his fifties and he's still never done anything straight.
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Alas, we cannot coin a new term, it's already done.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cryping
cryping
The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.
With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both necessities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trouser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues cryping away.
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Truly taking shitposting to an entirely new literal level.
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Hell has Internet, free BBQ, and a damn good fiddling devil who I hear is also an amazing singer.
Oh, and no Len, but you never play your best card first.
Why not both?
... Not kidding here. Len seems like the epitome of both.
I think I've seen an animu on this. If a girl is teasing and harassing you, that means she secretly wants to be your waifu.
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Goddamnit this thread has no brake valve.
I can confirm this, as I've spent 60 minutes in Hell once. It was really Hot.
We need a great book of Shaner Psalms. For example:
"Len spoke to the Lord, my God, and it was glorious. He spoke of this great train called Heaven. Where the engines are steam and jean shorts and conductors caps flow like a river. The Lord told him this train would be coming past this area in a few minutes, but he had to go to Sears to buy some electronics or something. He was alone.
Len used his great mind to see this opportunity and record this majesty for his train production. He took out of his anus a twenty-year-old camcorder and tripod. But he wanted a greater picture. He found a few tie nails to lay by the side of the track by the bridge.
Finally, the train announced its presence with a great wail of its majestic horn. Len recorded in earnest as the train passed him. But the train suddenly derailed with great calamity. The passengers in the train were wailing their arms and hands in fear for their safety. Len waved back to them while recording the womenfolk and their fear. The train descended off of the bridge and everyone died. Len prolapsed upon himself by seeing this.
The Lord, our God promptly shat bricks after witnessing this crash. He then noticed a rotund fellow with brown-stained jean shorts waddling away from the scene. God then appeared before Len. 'Why dost thou mock my great train? You fiend! Thou art banished from the Kingdom of Heaven!'
Len then took a massive right jab at God, but hideously missed. The Lord, our God then used the Power of Light to end his tyrannical reign against trains and avenge those fallen in the tragedy. Len then was banished to a horrible place unworthy of any man: The Kingdom of Kiwi Farms."
Leniticus 46 - 4:20 - :26
Wow I got really carried away with that. Goddamn Len and his addictiveness.
I can confirm this, as I've spent 60 minutes in Hell once. It was really Hot.
We need a great book of Shaner Psalms. For example:
"Len spoke to the Lord, my God, and it was glorious. He spoke of this great train called Heaven. Where the engines are steam and jean shorts and conductors caps flow like a river. The Lord told him this train would be coming past this area in a few minutes, but he had to go to Sears to buy some electronics or something. He was alone.
Len used his great mind to see this opportunity and record this majesty for his train production. He took out of his anus a twenty-year-old camcorder and tripod. But he wanted a greater picture. He found a few tie nails to lay by the side of the track by the bridge.
Finally, the train announced its presence with a great wail of its majestic horn. Len recorded in earnest as the train passed him. But the train suddenly derailed with great calamity. The passengers in the train were wailing their arms and hands in fear for their safety. Len waved back to them while recording the womenfolk and their fear. The train descended off of the bridge and everyone died. Len prolapsed upon himself by seeing this.
The Lord, our God promptly shat bricks after witnessing this crash. He then noticed a rotund fellow with brown-stained jean shorts waddling away from the scene. God then appeared before Len. 'Why dost thou mock my great train? You fiend! Thou art banished from the Kingdom of Heaven!'
Len then took a massive right jab at God, but hideously missed. The Lord, our God then used the Power of Light to end his tyrannical reign against trains and avenge those fallen in the tragedy. Len then was banished to a horrible place unworthy of any man: The Kingdom of Kiwi Farms."
Leniticus 46 - 4:20 - :26
Wow I got really carried away with that. Goddamn Len and his addictiveness.
#ZeroPointEnergy2084.
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Just wanna say, Len, if you are going to Heaven, I'll bet my entire life's fortune that St. Paul gives you the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity.
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I'd feel like he'd be living in a utility closet above a bowling alley.
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I like to think that Len (and Chris, among other lolcows) would magically snap mentally to somewhat normal status after one toke. Sigh.... I can dream.
How did I guess?
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I must say, when pressed for details on how he recklessly endangered people multiple times (or ways), "iunno" is gonna be a great defence.
If you put your hands over your eyes we can't see you, Len! Reality exists only as you personally process it.
If you put your hands over your eyes we can't see you, Len! Reality exists only as you personally process it.
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The existential crisis that would envelop his brain after one good hit would very likely kill him. Sort of how you don't notice you're breathing until someone points it out. Like I just did.
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I could see lots of autistic people leaning towards conservative since that's seen as being more about sticking to tradition, resisting change, being cautious and seeming to have far more rigid ideas of "right" and "wrong".
But then again, I could see lots of them leaning towards liberal since there's more emphasis on social acceptance.
Obviously that's hugely simplistic and a very, very brief overview, but considering a large amount of people don't delve beyond that when they vote (Len certainly wouldn't), it's interesting to ponder.
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Answer me, Len! Why are you trying to derail trains?! Why would you shit your pants at Sears?!
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I'd like to think Len's trying to break the Guinness World Record for "Most Side-Stepping During Confrontation"
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Stop trying to use the horrors of war to change the subject. Many users here are far more educated on the subject than you and it has absolutely nothing to do with you.
Don't make me tell @ParkourDude91 about your stolen volar
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We're not asking you to derail the thread, we're asking why you wanted to derail a train. Subtle difference.
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@Cowlick you might have a pedophile vampire that's gonna one up you here.
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What are your opinions of religions that aren't Christianity? (I.e. Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism)
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Seen here: Len manages to miss the Chris reference, in addition to citing a Wikipedia article.
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