I have had the impression that Kat is at least a little bit special ever since Phil tweeted one time that Kat had "mastered stirring the sauce" when talking about making a big pot of his candied tomato sauce. Saying she "mastered" it would imply it took her a few attempts to not fuck up stirring something...
Just about the core of the whole deal right here. There's many parallels between what got Leanna willing to be locked away behind the gout gates and now Kat. Minimal to no family and friends. Mentally deficient in some way (I know Leanna's dipshittery could be attributed to her age, but you can never convince me every neuron of hers was firing properly either). Willing to put up with the seemingly endless list of Phil's garbage-tier traits because living with him puts such a weak onus on you; you're not expected to work any harder than a zero challenge part-time job around him.
Reminder that Phil married a woman knowing that he has a severe gacha addiction that had consumed dozens of thousands of dollars from him, and also that he had a massive debt.
Yo, I was right.
Good job, have a sugar cube.
We really do need a "Greed" sticker around here.
The greed is unreal. This fucking guy got $200+ on each of his last two streams AND his Twitch paycheck but it's still not enough for him to shut up about tips for one fucking day. Last night he was crying about low subs when he specifically told people not to sub/cheer because he needed tips. The ride never ends.
To be fair to Phil he did say if we hit the tips goal we will be ''back to normal ''
I mean, he didn't lie there. "Normal" for DSP is just "begging", instead of "super-begging". Which are basically the only two states that Phil's streams have.
That's not Begging, That's business
That's completely fine with me, I want to see how far his cash slaves are willing to go for their pig master despite his insatiable greed.
Phil particularly liked the music in this stage and was already in clown mode.
I always found "twobestfriendsplay" to be the funniest of the outlived meme, the guy over here with his massive narcism once had the balls to say they were "ripping him off"/he invented the two-man co-op let's play (even recently claimed it in the retrospective outright saying he "knows for a fact" they came after him) all because they made fun of him way back in the day. All four of those guys still have channels/streams arguably still all more popular than Phil with the oddly shaped head despite the group's breakup, so "outlived" is a meme term at best.
Do you honestly think a measly $1,000 worth of subs is enough to satisfy their pig master? Those paycucks best believe that it's going to take a lot more effort (money) than that to stop DSP's never-ending hedonic treadmill.
It's hilarious how he doesn't even listen to what he says. He instantly forgets the qualifier in his sentence "if you enjoy the stream, if you enjoy the game play".........
In Phil’s head any day he doesn’t reach a tips goal money has been taken from him.
