Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

Well with Orange Man being acquitted again, expect an incoming salt flow.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Well with Orange Man being acquitted again, expect an incoming salt flow.

On that note, I'm running a sweepstake:
1) how many times will Blob retweet Saint Alexandria of the Bronx tonight?
2) how many times will Blob call for eugenics, whether overtly or otherwise, tonight?
3) how many cans of mayo ghoul beer will Blob drink tonight?
4) what are the chances that he'll call a black Republican a house nigger or something equally offensive as a result of 3)?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

On that note, I'm running a sweepstake:
1) how many times will Blob retweet Saint Alexandria of the Bronx tonight?
2) how many times will Blob call for eugenics, whether overtly or otherwise, tonight?
3) how many cans of mayo ghoul beer will Blob drink tonight?
4) what are the chances that he'll call a black Republican a house nigger or something equally offensive as a result of 3)?

Also a viable drinking game for yourself.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Well with Orange Man being acquitted again, expect an incoming salt flow.

Anyone with a room temperature IQ knew that it was going to happen, but Bob's was never that high.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Also a viable drinking game for yourself.

I don't want to promote cirrhosis of the liver.

 

[Chilson]

Spoiler: I wonder why

The white liberal is the worst enemy to America, and the worst enemy to the black man. Let me explain what I mean by the white liberal. In America there is no such thing as Democrat or Republican anymore. In America you have liberals and conservatives. The only people living in the past who think in terms of I’m a Democrat or Republican, is the American Negro. He’s the one that runs around bragging about party affiliation. He’s the one that sticks to the Democrat or sticks to the Republican. But white people are divided into two groups, liberals and conservative. The Democrats who are conservative, vote with the Republicans who are conservative. The Democrats who are liberal vote with the Republicans that are liberal. The white liberal aren’t white people who are for independence, who are moral and ethical in their thinking. They are just a faction of white people that are jockeying for power. The same as the white conservative is a faction of white people that are jockeying for power. They are fighting each other for power and prestige, and the one that is the football in the game is the Negro, 20 million black people. A political football, a political pawn, an economic football, and economic pawn. A social football, a social pawn. The liberal elements of whites are those who have perfected the art of selling themselves to the Negro as a friend of the Negro. Getting sympathy of the Negro, getting the allegiance of the Negro, and getting the mind of the Negro. Then the Negro sides with the white liberal, and the white liberal use the Negro against the white conservative. So that anything that the Negro does is never for his own good, never for his own advancement, never for his own progress, he’s only a pawn in the hands of the white liberal. The worst enemy that the Negro have is this white man that runs around here drooling at the mouth professing to love Negros, and calling himself a liberal, and it is following these white liberals that has perpetuated problems that Negros have. If the Negro wasn’t taken, tricked, or deceived by the white liberal then Negros would get together and solve our own problems. I only cite these things to show you that in America the history of the white liberal has been nothing but a series of trickery designed to make Negros think that the white liberal was going to solve our problems. Our problems will never be solved by the white man. The only way that our problem will be solved is when the black man wakes up, clean himself up, stand on his own feet and stop begging the white man, and take immediate steps to do for ourselves the things that we have been waiting on the white man to do for us. Once we do for self then we will be able to solve our own problems’ "The white conservatives aren't friends of the Negro either, but they at least don't try to hide it. They are like wolves; they show their teeth in a snarl that keeps the Negro always aware of where he stands with them. But the white liberals are foxes, who also show their teeth to the Negro but pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives; they lure the Negro, and as the Negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the "smiling" fox. One is the wolf, the other is a fox. No matter what, they’ll both eat you.

Its a shame that he correctly identified the problem, but botched the identification of the "enemy" and only got the solution half-correct.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Jesus Christ.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I honestly don't understand how people justify having fast food delivered. You are easily paying more in the fee than the actual meal (Unless you are ordering for a decent sized group or a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person). It is a horrendous waste of money. Just drive to the store, or plan ahead and buy a frozen meal at the grocery store.

Because I’m high as fuck and driving like that is a crime.

 

[kcbbq]

You're forgetting that Bob lives in BAHSTAHN, a very expensive part of the country. Bob could live like a king for $4000 a month if he moved out to the MidWest. He could get a luxury apartment for the 1200 a month that he's probably spending on his flooded basement hovel in Lynn, MA. He could also live fairly close to centers of culture and University towns and even have the benefit of being a big fish in a small pond. He might even be a big enough deal to get laid. If Chris Chipman is smart, he'll take the $700,000 he hopes to get from remodeling and selling the family homestead and move out to MayoGhoul land where that type of money could net him a mansion with low property tax. As far as food goes, most midsize midwestern towns aren't horribly congested and have a nice selection of national and local cuisine. If he's willing to drive instead of delivery, he'll find his McDonalds costing him less than 10 bucks a meal, and most high-end restaurants costing less than 30 dollars a meal plus tip (minus copious amounts of booze, which he shouldn't be drinking anyway.)

But no. Bob is stupid, so he'll go on living in an expensive craphole filled with people who feel superior to everyone else in the country because they vote D.

There was a pretty decent 3 bedroom house on 48 wooded acres near a relatives place for sale for $42k I was looking at to have somewhere to get away to on occasion. Less than 20 miles to a small town with a nice hospital, and only a 40 minute drive to two Super Walmarts, and it's on a regular Schwan's route if you need to have your tendies delivered, and the county plow driver lives nearby so the road is plowed pretty much first when there's snow. And it's a very blue state even if that area is reddish.

Cheap gigabit internet on brand new fiber, too. What does he need? He doesn't do anything or have any friends.

You can live for cheap in the US if you aren't obsessed with being on the coast.

 

[make_it_so]

Jesus Christ.
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That's like...not at all what happened.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

We already see that he's the kind of white trash that would probably mix red wine with coca cola.

Ah, calimocho.

To be fair, I'll admit to drinking it with friends but I know that it's the sort of thing you should only do to cheap Australian wine you buy for £3 a bottle and that its main benefit is getting you drunk quickly. Blob probably does that with decent rioja or anything other than what could best be described as cooking wine.

Jesus Christ.
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What?

This bluecheck is racebaiting more than Tariq Nasheed, Shaun King and Ibram Kendi combined.

 

[Chilson]

Jesus Christ.
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Funniest part is that the kind of people who believe this are likely to believe conspiracy theorists are just a bunch of loons.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Funniest part is that the kind of people who believe this are likely to believe conspiracy theorists are just a bunch of loons.

According to the image, there are at least 7,500 of them. That Bob is one of them is unsurprising.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

According to the image, there are at least 7,500 of them. That Bob is one of them is unsurprising.

I remember saying that ”RUSSIA” was just QAnon for liberals.

This, then, is the liberal equivalent of people who are somehow too fringe for Qtards and believe that Trump is an alien fron the Pleiades who will destroy ”reptillians”.

 

[Positron]

With all of his talk of robots and shit, does he hates Terminator 2?

He wants to rehabilitate SkyNet by having it programmed by a POC woman.

Bobby mistakes a shit-posting blog as the warning against SkyNet:

(Archive of NYT article)

The Brothers got shot:


Bobby thinks he will be invincible with the second shot:


Chris is nuttier than Bobby about the Carano Case.



"Everything is politics, except when it concerns a blatantly political issue like human rights". I wonder how dumbasses like Chris define "politics".

Well with Orange Man being acquitted again, expect an incoming salt flow.

Democrat Bad too! Told you these pissbabies cannot be pleased.


Still, Bobby keeps his faith about Democrat "logic":


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Gotta hand this one to Bobby as well. Everything can be commodified, as "radical artists" since the 1960s have discovered to their chagrin.

MCU good because they are conservative.



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Someone called Ninja draw the attention of Anita:


Anita Whatshername is scummy as fuck. Old news.


Peter Coffin:

Pot, kettle. Bobby gets an additional Medal of Cowardice by insisting on calling Coffin "they".




You are not kidding anyone Bobby; you are fapping.

Bobby's Angels. Eddie rages over the white left's response to Gina Carano's firing.


Carano = Trump.

What are "Carano's politics"? So human rights are politics after all?

On a lighter vein, Luke is extra horny as Valentine's Day nears.


Fake Tits's brain is nearly as big as her tits, and just as fake:

Halcyon Ember is a furry troon who is an orbiter of Rhys McKinnon.

 

[Chilson]

Fake Tits's brain is nearly as big as her tits, and just as fake:
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What the fuck is this retard even talking about? Post-scarcity means resources are plentiful and everyone gets to have them. We live in a world where resources are still finite and people need to work for their share. Its also not "nutty" to tell people to fuck off when they come to your front door asking for gibs after you put in all the work to earn your stuff and they did nothing but make shitty videos for internet retards.

Hell, if we were to actually distribute the top one percent's wealth (which is roughly 25 trillion dollars) to everyone (roughly 7 Billion people), I am pretty sure we would all only get $3,000 a piece. A nice chunk of change that would only last about a month or two.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What the fuck is this retard even talking about? Post-scarcity means resources are plentiful and everyone gets to have them. We live in a world where resources are still finite and people need to work for their share. Its also not "nutty" to tell people to fuck off when they come to your front door asking for gibs after you put in all the work to earn your stuff and they did nothing but make shitty videos for internet retards.

Hell, if we were to actually distribute the top one percent's wealth (which is roughly 25 trillion dollars) to everyone (roughly 7 Billion people), I am pretty sure we would all only get $3,000 a piece. A nice chunk of change that would only last about a month or two.

You're expecting a Chinese stooge to be honest. Honesty and Chinese don't go together.

 

[Adamska]

Reminder that Billy-Bob is so horrendously stupid and unable to write a script worth a shit that he thought a good idea for a Terminator movie was making Skynet and the machines the good guy because automation means that the normals lose their jobs.

He also thought Paradise Lost with Carebears was genius too.

 

[DZoomer]

What the fuck is this retard even talking about? Post-scarcity means resources are plentiful and everyone gets to have them. We live in a world where resources are still finite and people need to work for their share. Its also not "nutty" to tell people to fuck off when they come to your front door asking for gibs after you put in all the work to earn your stuff and they did nothing but make shitty videos for internet retards.

Hell, if we were to actually distribute the top one percent's wealth (which is roughly 25 trillion dollars) to everyone (roughly 7 Billion people), I am pretty sure we would all only get $3,000 a piece. A nice chunk of change that would only last about a month or two.

Yeah. Even if all billionaires were angels, nothing would really change in regards to humanity's state of economic scarcity.

To not have scarcity, you need to:
1. Not have to worry about manpower, i.e. have every single industry be completely automated.
2. Have infinite raw materials available for any industry.
3. Have infinite energy available.

We don't have any of those things not because "billionaires/capitalism bad", but because it's fucking hard to get there. If anything, Capitalism is something that will allow us to get there much faster than any other economic system.

 

[instythot]

Reminder that Billy-Bob is so horrendously stupid and unable to write a script worth a shit that he thought a good idea for a Terminator movie was making Skynet and the machines the good guy because automation means that the normals lose their jobs.

He also thought Paradise Lost with Carebears was genius too. Game Overthinker

Fixed that up a little