US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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In the end, the only thing that unified the country was the hatred of this Twitter account.
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Y'know, if I decided that I wanted to make Joe look inept and out of touch, I can't think of a better way than this Twitter account. It's cringe-inducing on every level, nobody likes it from what I can tell (I wouldn't be surprised if the likes were from bots), and even if it's not run by anyone in the administration, they're certainly not dissuading people from thinking it is. The over-the-top attempts at making it seem all cutesy-wutesy with the heckin pupperinos seems perfectly designed to get the blood boil, even (perhaps especially) in dog lovers.

Am I saying it's a false flag to make Joe look bad? No, but it'd certainly be funnier than the more likely reality that this is the work of some sad, sad individual with far too much time on their hands. I'm not one for public shaming, but I will say that if the person behind this account is ever revealed, I wouldn't shed a tear if they were hounded out of society, pun intended.
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I'm very certain this is a false flag. I... I can't fathom it not being a false flag without going mad as my understanding of the world shatters from the sheer jackassery of this.

It's almost as trolling as that one fucker from Weeb Wars that no one has been able to dox yet.
 
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Garm said:
In the end, the only thing that unified the country was the hatred of this Twitter account.

I'm very certain this is a false flag. I... I can't fathom it not being a false flag without going mad as my understanding of the world shatters from the sheer jackassery of this.

It's almost as trolling as that one fucker from Weeb Wars that no one has been able to dox yet.
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While I don't think it is, if it truly is a false flag, then the guy behind it is insanely dedicated. I couldn't make even one of those posts without wanting to chop off my hands in disgust. To put out a steady stream of them daily would kill me. Whatever the intention, one thing is clear: the person is a lunatic with far too much time on their hands.
 
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Is this regime trying to break a record at how quickly and how numerously they want to contradict themselves?
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Considering that new COVID cases are dropping which means everything is going to open back up sooner rather than later, I'm guessing they are just flailing to keep any kind of mandate going. "Woooooo!!!! Be afraid of the new strains! Yes your governor had opened up restaurants again, but be afraid! Woooooo! The vaccines won't actually help! Woooooo!"
 
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Some common sense finally prevailed, but those cheap heart cut outs on the WH lawn almost made up for abusive staff.
 
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Some common sense finally prevailed, but those cheap heart cut outs on the WH lawn almost made up for abusive staff.
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Hulkster was right! Biden did keep his promise of kicking out anyone who shows the slightest ounce of disrepect in the administration.

The goal now is to purge anyone who is stupid enough in that admin to keep using Twitter, and posting their slick shit on there as well. It also helps Sagging Jen not stammer so much during the WH Press Briefings thanks to Conservatwitter hounding their staff.
 
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King Dead said:
Y'know, if I decided that I wanted to make Joe look inept and out of touch, I can't think of a better way than this Twitter account. It's cringe-inducing on every level, nobody likes it from what I can tell (I wouldn't be surprised if the likes were from bots), and even if it's not run by anyone in the administration, they're certainly not dissuading people from thinking it is. The over-the-top attempts at making it seem all cutesy-wutesy with the heckin pupperinos seems perfectly designed to get the blood boil, even (perhaps especially) in dog lovers.

Am I saying it's a false flag to make Joe look bad? No, but it'd certainly be funnier than the more likely reality that this is the work of some sad, sad individual with far too much time on their hands. I'm not one for public shaming, but I will say that if the person behind this account is ever revealed, I wouldn't shed a tear if they were hounded out of society, pun intended.
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No, it is is precisely the sort of rhetoric that works on female Democrat voters. That account is definitely run by a woman, and not even in a facetious manner. Democrats just LOVE women voters because they're so easy to manipulate with emotional garbage.
 
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What's up? Word on the grapevine is Biden's considering cordoning off the whole of Florida, nobody in or out, because they refuse to fully shut down and wear the muzzle.
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That, and they had the audacity to boo at him when he came to visit during the Super Bowl! How dare they mock our Lord and Savior Joe Biden?! Shut them down now now now now now NOW!
 
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What's up? Word on the grapevine is Biden's considering cordoning off the whole of Florida, nobody in or out, because they refuse to fully shut down and wear the muzzle.
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Umm... Good luck with that.

1. Good luck covering every back road between two states.
2. Fucking state is full of Cubans who engineered trucks to be seaworthy to escape that hell hole. You really want to challenge them to a game of "keep on your side of the line"?
 
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Garm said:
Umm... Good luck with that.

1. Good luck covering every back road between two states.
2. Fucking state is full of Cubans who engineered trucks to be seaworthy to escape that hell hole. You really want to challenge them to a game of "keep on your side of the line"?
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See, they defunded the border wall so they could fund another border wall. Can't wait for the war crimes, Escape from New York style.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
What's up? Word on the grapevine is Biden's considering cordoning off the whole of Florida, nobody in or out, because they refuse to fully shut down and wear the muzzle.
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Citation needed. That seems like a level of petty and dedicated to the cause that I don't think Joe has in him. Kamala maybe, but Biden? Nah.
 
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Citation needed. That seems like a level of petty and dedicated to the cause that I don't think Joe has in him. Kamala maybe, but Biden? Nah.
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I was hoping you guys would know more, I don't believe it's starting out with armed guards and sniper towers, but they are thinking of starting with blocking flights to Florida during the summer to deny them tourism money at the very least.
I just naturally assume that this is a foot in the door for more.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
What's up? Word on the grapevine is Biden's considering cordoning off the whole of Florida, nobody in or out, because they refuse to fully shut down and wear the muzzle.
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A Florida Governor has already told Slo-Mo Joe to fuck off
def figuratively and also a non-zero chance literally
 
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