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Iron Hamster said:
Add 'business' to the list of shit he doesn't know the definition of.
Hey Phail.............a 'business' (something you claim to have) is the exchange of goods for currency.
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Uuuuh, wrong! A business is the exchange of goods and/or SERVICES for currency! Phil runs a livestreamed on-demand begging service, the business model involves giving Phil money when he demands it on stream, and the service his customers get out of it is to stick it to the trolls, detractors and haters!

DEBUNKED!
 
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Pepper Jack said:
I hope the streak dies at 9. I can't believe he is trying to restart the vest streak.
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It's not like it matters. I'm still going to be laughing every time he degrades himself begging and acting like he's a big boy streamer. I'll be laughing when it ends again. I'll be laughing when he tries to act like he's in the poorhouse because he's still pissing away tens of thousands of dollars on a fucking PS1 graphics Candy Crush mobile game based on the W. W. fucking. E.
 
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how lazy is this guy. after the first vest streak ended all he could muster up was a replacing an old couch with an even older chair. now hes resurrected the vest streak because he begged for tips for 2 weeks straight and manipulated weak minded people into giving him money.

part of me thinks that if people are actually dumb enough to continue to give him money then he might as well go for it. its clear exploitation but if people cant see through the obvious scams and manipulation then he should just continue doing what hes doing.

i think the worst thing that has happened is people msg'ing and harassing the whales for giving him money. thats given them an even greater sense of purpose (sticking it to the trolls). these are people who are obviously not of sound mind and have probably never been part of anything important or meaningful. giving phil money is their way of experiencing an us vs them scenario.
 
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"so basically anyone here who's gonna be sittin here and just talking constantly about the vest streak is gonna get banned, im not even going to play around ... im just gonna immediately ban you when I see it. Ban on sight. *jowl shake* - Phil Paul 2021

uh... what the fuck?

edit: blue hair ninjaed too.
 
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Rumpelstiltzkinz said:
"so basically anyone here who's gonna be sittin here and just talking constantly about the vest streak is gonna get banned, im not even going to play around ... im just gonna immediately ban you when I see it. Ban on sight. *jowl shake* - Phil Paul 2021

uh... what the fuck?
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Phil is the only who can constantly talk about the vest streak. But remember, the stream isn't about the streak.
 
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The first rule of DSP's stream is: you do not talk about the Vest Streak. The second rule of DSP's stream is: you DO NOT talk about the Vest Streak! Third rule of DSP's stream: if DSP cries poor, begs, or mentions bills, the stream is slow. Fourth rule: only two mods to a stream. Fifth rule: one whale on the leaderboards at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the tips are verified. No express checkout, no unverified accounts. Seventh rule: streams will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time contributing, you have to be audited.
 
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Holy fucking shit he's actually doing it. He's forcing another vest streak. Oh well.

1. Easier to keep track of his overall kahntributions. I don't know how Phil doesn't realize that broadcasting the fact he made 276 * 100 dollars and still can't afford to pay his bills is sensible, but it's Phil. I hope he manages to get from 0 to 300 and it's very public that he's made 30,000 dollars and then he starts begging again because it's all gone straight to Scopely.

2. He can't fucking think of anything original to do, as usual. Zero imagination whatsoever. Retrospective, DSP Tries It, Begathon, Vest Streak. Same shit over and over again. Just an intellectual fucking cul-de-sac.

3. It bears repeating that "vest streaks" have nothing to do with gameplay, nothing to do with video games, nothing to do with the streamer's gameplay experience being affected by Twitch chat in any way. He will come up with anything and everything to avoid the actual act of playing games or including chat in the experience of playing games. Just another clown gimmick to toss on the pile, and another reminder that there's no bigger lie than the notion DSP actually enjoys playing video games.

4. It is fucking MINDBLOWING to me how much of his streams are about the act of giving him money. There's nothing he talks about more, nothing that makes him happier. The other streamers I watch mention contributions or donations a) at the beginning of the stream b) after 2-3 hours of gameplay at least. And not a single one of them has a "pre-stream" that's 90 fucking minutes long.

In conclusion the dude sucks and will continue to suck forever and ever amen.
 
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🤣 🤣 🤣 I think i just slipped a rib. Man, no TIHYDP could ever graze the surface of getting to watch Tubbo, in realtime, try to own KF with this Gay Cosplay Lazarus campaign he's now dickriding off into the sunset.

Lol, he already has this resurrection in the bag or he wouldn't be deepthroating this shit so hard. Such so clever. Nothing going down on the sneak. No no..

Obscenely overcompensated failure internet laughingstock, or obscenely overcompensated failure internet laughingstock playing dress-up. All the same to me, right up until he finds himself on the business end of the long dick of how things work outside of his playpen, which is why I stay tuned in. He will eventually find himself titsdeep in the first thing he's ever met that gives negative fucks how hard he can pitch an adult temper tantrum. And it will be glorious.

International laughingstock. That's all. Ever. And if he vanished off the airwaves w/o a further trace tonight, he's still forever chiseled into history as a laughingstock.

So yeah, get back in drag buddy. This was a foregone conclusion before the first one even committed fatigue suicide.

Zero cognizance. Absolute lol, man.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
"people are freaking out that I forgot my glasses.. big deal! big fucking deal!!"

After getting a $101 dollar tip, and his life is now miraculously saved again..

Edit: I fully expect him to clear $250+ tomorrow as well. The real test will be Friday. Lets see if Jaxx faggot comes in with the stream saving tip again for street fighter, but that still leaves Fridays first stream. I can already see it coming, he's gonna use this mini 6 vest streak to start putting the pressure on come Friday or Saturday. It's gonna be a return of "we cant let the streak end guys, we have to beat the Detractors. This vest is a symbol for the underdog" etc etc. There's no shame in this man's "game"
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Remove the vest counter all you want bitch! Forgive me for quoting myself, but when we're able to accurately predict what he's about to do, before he even attempts it, it also lends credence to our "circumstantial evidence". It wasnt even that hard to predict this, as I'm sure most of y'all saw this coming as well! Manipulate and lie all you want, Phil, but let this be another piece of evidence (in the long line of it), that we see through your shit, and the majority of people that believe what you say (AKA your fans), are either brain damaged, low IQ, mentally or physically disabled, or just some loser with no other way to get attention, so he has to seek it out from someone even more pathetic than they are (hey OIC).
 
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This is out of this world hilarity. The fact that he's tried time and time again to replace the Vest Streak (which in of itself completely goes against his notion of an "organic meme") only for it to fail over and over. The Jersey Streak, the Chair Spin Streak, the Stein Streak, I'm sure there's other examples I'm forgetting. And then he just falls back on the Vest Streak again, because he is so completely detached from the enjoyment of his viewers and the very thought of things he can do for others. At this point his long legacy only makes it more glaring how fucking talentless he is.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
This is out of this world hilarity. The fact that he's tried time and time again to replace the Vest Streak (which in of itself completely goes against his notion of an "organic meme") only for it to fail over and over. The Jersey Streak, the Chair Spin Streak, the Stein Streak, I'm sure there's other examples I'm forgetting. And then he just falls back on the Vest Streak again, because he is so completely detached from the enjoyment of his viewers and the very thought of things he can do for others. At this point his long legacy only makes it more glaring how fucking talentless he is.
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I don't know if eating those Skittles counted as a streak but god damn was it equally as childish. And he didn't even fulfill his end of the deal then.
 
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