DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SPhobos]

My favorite parts of the old vest streak were the end of stream begging segments coupled with the piling up tips he'd fail to mention to grift multiple people of double digit tard bux all in one go. Can't wait to see both of these return, especially the former where the pig is squealing out his scripted "looks like this is the end of the streak doods. sux mahn" segment.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

There is a small contingency of exceptional individuals who are lolcows in their own right that give DSP money to make you mad. They read these threads and stroke their dicks to detractor tears.

It doesn't bother me. I've always been fascinated by the prospect that retards are throwing away so much money they could have used for themselves to a failed human being like Phil lol. Makes me wonder just how far they can go with it.

 

[UaineRunei]

Friendly reminder: if your enjoyment of DSP is based on the amount of money he receives you will be sorely disappointed time again and time again. There is a small contingency of exceptional individuals (who are lolcows in their own right) that give DSP money to make you mad. They read these threads and stroke their dicks to detractor tears.

Another Vest Streak is a welcome source of new content. Dave will suddenly have time for OT everytime the goal isn't hit, we get a speech every slow night stream, and we'll get another hilarious stalling session like in Paper Mario. Embrace the autism, enjoy the ride, and zap to the extreme.

Couldn't agree more. We all have to remember that Phil probably already spent the money he received tonight.

Also, I really want to see the new "OIC mod saga". The last one was great, and I saw him today already asking for modship... Honestly, feels like watching OIC's struggles within the autism vortex is way funnier than Phil himself. This sperg is a gem!

 

[Iron Father]

PAY HIM TO PUT ON THE CAT FUR INFESTED VESTS!
OWN DA TRAHLLZ! $$$$$

 

[Pargon]

Friendly reminder: if your enjoyment of DSP is based on the amount of money he receives you will be sorely disappointed time again and time again. There is a small contingency of exceptional individuals (who are lolcows in their own right) that give DSP money to make you mad. They read these threads and stroke their dicks to detractor tears.

Another Vest Streak is a welcome source of new content. Dave will suddenly have time for OT everytime the goal isn't hit, we get a speech every slow night stream, and we'll get another hilarious stalling session like in Paper Mario. Embrace the autism, enjoy the ride, and zap to the extreme.

The best way to laugh at Phil and his supporters is to do things like pay off your mortgages and credit cards and student loans early because neither Phil nor any of them will ever manage such things and will die buried in debt because they couldn't stop throwing money down a giant, gaping, ungrateful anus.

Related, I just made my last mortgage payment on Friday. I own my home free and clear. $16+k a year I'll be able to sock away. How many gacha pulls is that?

 

[Surly Muppet]

OIC tipped another $30 (he previously tipped $20) to reach the tips goal. Then, he send "Fuck the trolls" in chat.

Based on Phil's pep after his weeks of panic begging, OiC setting the 12th as his return date and coming back, and the fact that Phil has set no sub goal, I would not be surprised if OiC has guaranteed him a vest streak through to the end of the month to get things rolling again, since thousands in subs would do nothing to hit any kind of goal.

Regardless, the vest streak is the only logical step right now, and it proves he is getting extremely insecure. He just begged hard to hit the tips goal to solve a crisis, has now openly established that $100/stream is far more than he regularly needs, that he won't save anything even if he hits those tip goals, and billed that we would be returning to normal... but normal is begging for that same tips goal. Everyone was laughing because he can't distinguish between that crisis and what he normally wants.

He needed a way to resume begging for $100 without it being just regular begging - so now it is about hitting the vest streak. He isn't asking for money, but this is a chance to keep the streak alive! This is about positivity, not desperation! He won't save any of this money either, though. If the vest streak sputters out now, he's going to have to immediately and awkwardly try to restart it, or there will be a sudden emergency... which he will then try to spin into a new streak. This is probably the cycle now.

@actually , I can't recall - was it ruled out that OiC is Jeff? OiC popped up in March last year, which is around the time that Jeff stopped appearing. The only day where they seemingly both contributed was during one of Phil's DMCA ban streams, according to PigPigGo. The doxing would also explain why he has become fixated on 'owning the trolls', and is taking precautions to now work under multiple identities. We also know that Jeff has a track record of making plans with Phil off the streams. This dude is obviously unhinged beyond any previous whale; he must have some personal stake in this.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

PAY HIM TO PUT ON THE CAT FUR INFESTED VESTS!
OWN DA TRAHLLZ! $$$$$

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Oh boy how I've missed the twice daily "will the vest streak survive???" tweets.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

lmfao "the trolls fucking won" "this stream is stupid af" "PREPLANNED"

Thanks for the money, dummies.

One of two things happened there. Either OIC was under the same account and just tipping and throwing different names in his messages, so bolth he and Phil dont look as pathetic.. Or (and this is what i believe) dsp is lying and made up a few of those tips. I went back and rewatched the footage, and he is blatantly lying about something. You can see it in his face, in his movements, and the way he acts when receiving a tip (he even acted different with that $5 tip from jakaleez after hitting the goal). The only access to the video is from Dark Daves re stream (raw wont post here), and ill include some timestamps and notes from that stream once its over. I truly believe he made up some of those tips just to push "the streak" along. I cant even comprehend this.

 

[actually]

@actually , I can't recall - was it ruled out that OiC is Jeff? OiC popped up in March last year, which is around the time that Jeff stopped appearing. The only day where they seemingly both contributed was during one of Phil's DMCA ban streams, according to PigPigGo. The doxing would also explain why he has become fixated on 'owning the trolls', and is taking precautions to now work under multiple identities. We also know that Jeff has a track record of making plans with Phil off the streams. This dude is obviously unhinged beyond any previous whale; he must have some personal stake in this.

Good question. Without knowing whether they showed up in chat together a lot, Jeff rarely talked. OiC seems to revel in spouting off in chat.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Come on OIC, just 20k to REALLY own the trolls. Step up.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I honestly can't wait for OIC to dump more thousands of dollars to keep another Vest Streak afloat after the original one has already been retconned to be "not that beneficial because of chargebacks"
Will you also be suffering in silence through this one, Phil?

 

[Lolidaki]

Another fucking vest arc? Man, the writers are getting lazy this season.

 

[Rumpelstiltzkinz]

One of two things happened there. Either OIC was under the same account and just tipping and throwing different names in his messages, so bolth he and Phil dont look as pathetic.. Or (and this is what i believe) dsp is lying and made up a few of those tips. I went back and rewatched the footage, and he is blatantly lying about something. You can see it in his face, in his movements, and the way he acts when receiving a tip (he even acted different with that $5 tip from jakaleez after hitting the goal). The only access to the video is from Dark Daves re stream (raw wont post here), and ill include some timestamps and notes from that stream once its over. I truly believe he made up some of those tips just to push "the streak" along. I cant even comprehend this.

OiC-HHReigns joined early during the start of the stream... made his presence known... slowly decreased his messages... & pretended to dip out after the halfway point. He/she/it has now decided that no subs is best & the revival of vest streak 2.0 is the priority. Orchestrated behind the scenes with Fredo.

Someone just mentioned above that the ploy is to prop up this lame fake streak and extend as much as possible & he is right. Works in HHRs' favor, as we can see the bid to launch his MODSHIP resumed tonite ... quite heavily. PeePee will have to REALLY CONSIDER in giving him MODSHIP now... the saga is very possible!
I used to get banned for even spamming Papavera should have mod... & if someone deserved it, it was that gay bear.

PS - OiC-HHR- Dr.Tony took your guys' advice to make the piggy sweat & tinker with OT before dropping the large tips, at least!
oh, and he also is aware that you guys have called out for a while now his fetish with the weird Paul-like alliterations & triple word shit.. Shia, Shion, Sofia tips will be like a new norm for a bit ... idk, need to catch up more. hihi! how fun

 

[YokuNama]

You know what fuels OIC?

Us talking about him.

You know how to make him feel like the idiot he is?

Stop talking about him and let him blow through his entire bank account.

I am sure he is probably a frequenter here that gets his jollies from seeing some of you get pissed off when he makes money. I know some of you can't help it, but people like him are going to keep randomly popping up in DSP's chat. People like him have never received any attention or have any noteworthy qualities about them to at least have ONE friend. So you guys talking about him is probably the highlight of his life outside of inheriting a dead relatives money and is well worth the thousands of dollars of disability/trust fund money to keep it going in his mind.

Oh and BTW DSP because I know you're here drinking gin and jerking yourself off at some of these guys here being "mad" that you have some idiot funding your whole life in spite of trolls and detractors., just know, most of us don't give a fuck. Your life accomplishments are getting a degree in finance and being horrible at finances, 4th place at EVO, and entertaining the dumbest people on the planet for over a decade. No friends, no allies, no plan B, no future plans, nothing. Your plan is to wake up and play a video game every damn day at 40 years old in a spare bedroom until its over. We don't envy you, we're not jealous of you. I am just glad you and your wife (who you've admitted sleeps in a different room most nights) decided never to spawn a child. The greedy, lazy, narcissitic bloodline ends with you. Thank god.

 

[Piece of Peace]

You know what fuels OIC?

Us talking about him.

You know how to make him feel like the idiot he is?

Stop talking about him and let him blow through his entire bank account.

I am sure he is probably a frequenter here that gets his jollies from seeing some of you get pissed off when he makes money. I know some of you can't help it, but people like him are going to keep randomly popping up in DSP's chat. People like him have never received any attention or have any noteworthy qualities about them to at least have ONE friend. So you guys talking about him is probably the highlight of his life and well worth thousands of dollars of disability/trust fund money to keep it going in his mind.

Oh and BTW DSP because I know you're here drinking gin and jerking yourself off at some of these guys here being "mad" that you have some idiot funding your whole life in spite of trolls and detractors., just know, most of us don't give a fuck. I am just glad you and your wife (who you've admitted sleeps in a different room most nights) decided never to spawn a child. The greedy, lazy, narcissitic bloodline ends with you. Thank god.

I've lurked here for a couple years now and it's become pretty clear to me that the wind has blown from "omg I can't believe these wheelchairs are giving him money I'm so mad reee" to more like, "let's see how much this gambling addict can fleece from his congregation of retards tonight lol".

I hope that OiC has at least enough brain cells to realize that his weird savior complex is just another pathetic side-show for people on the internet to point and laugh at.

(spoiler: he doesn't)

 

[marlintan]

i think the worst thing that has happened is people msg'ing and harassing the whales for giving him money. thats given them an even greater sense of purpose (sticking it to the trolls). these are people who are obviously not of sound mind and have probably never been part of anything important or meaningful. giving phil money is their way of experiencing an us vs them scenario.

I think you're being generous, it is their way of experiencing an "Us" situation that doesn't involve their caregiver taking them to appointments/scolding them for their autistic behavior. Everyone wants to belong somewhere to belong sometimes I guess.

 

[King DDT]

You know what fuels OIC?

Us talking about him.

You know how to make him feel like the idiot he is?

Stop talking about him and let him blow through his entire bank account.

I am sure he is probably a frequenter here that gets his jollies from seeing some of you get pissed off when he makes money. I know some of you can't help it, but people like him are going to keep randomly popping up in DSP's chat. People like him have never received any attention or have any noteworthy qualities about them to at least have ONE friend. So you guys talking about him is probably the highlight of his life and well worth thousands of dollars of disability/trust fund money to keep it going in his mind.

Oh and BTW DSP because I know you're here drinking gin and jerking yourself off at some of these guys here being "mad" that you have some idiot funding your whole life in spite of trolls and detractors., just know, most of us don't give a fuck. Your life accomplishments are getting a degree in finance and being horrible at finances, 4th place at EVO, and entertaining the dumbest people on the planet for over a decade. We don't envy you, we're not jealous of you. I am just glad you and your wife (who you've admitted sleeps in a different room most nights) decided never to spawn a child. The greedy, lazy, narcissitic bloodline ends with you. Thank god.

I haven't read a single message in the general thread that is mad that OIC is dumping his entire paycheck into Dave.
Everyone is just very confused or laughing. I'm firmly in the confused camp. He's clearly not going to get modded. From what I know, nobody in chat treats this dude with even a modicum of "respect". People stroked off KingTut more. OIC clearly lacks a social awareness of any kind. His reaction to LSB basically laughing off his insults and weird cheers was to gift a sub to an account named "Bill is a virgin". And to top it all off, Dave fucking hates this dude. He loves the money coming his way but having people know that it's coming from one weird fucking dude messes with his ego. He's not a successful streamer, he's a fucking dependent on someone's tax forms.

 

[YokuNama]

I haven't read a single message in the general thread that is mad that OIC is dumping his entire paycheck into Dave.

There's 20 bucks

EDIT: And there it is. Fucking idiots.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Though this group of autists don't get angry when Phil gets money, the ones on twitter, reddit, youtube, etc. do get their jimmies rustled and reee over people like OIC giving Phil their $$. Those are the people who Phil's whales are "making angry" and feel like they are getting back at the detractors. Yeah, OIC can read here and see us all making fun of him, but chances are he's reading the salt from the twitter and reddit fags to feel the validation which he can't get in his own life

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This conspiracy theory may be way off the mark.

Who swore to leave the autism vortex and never come back? TheSecretLife.

Who made sock accounts to give Phil money in an attempt to "mine gold dust"? TheSecretLife.

Who made an hours long podcast about how he hates the other detractors and wants to make them mad? TheSecretLife.

Who recently returned to the autism vortex with a 3 hour long video? TheSecretLife.

OnlyIcedCoffee, DrTonyHuge, HallelujahHeReigns, TheSecretLife. All three word names.

Coincidence? Or could it be TheSecretLife throwing money at Phil to become a mod and do all the gay ops to get gold dust and be crowned king detractor?

Just a thought with no proof.