Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
Matt_Anthony said:
Do I click 'contact us' to get verified or who do I message?
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Hmmm usually gotta get a mod in here for you to send a private convo to...who’s the mod in this section, lads?

sry must get ready for work, but I’m sure a mod will turn up soon and let you know...think it’ll just be a matter of possibly showing your established profile on the rent site and sending them a message through it or summat? Dunno, not a mod. But it should be quick!
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Eh, he’s trying, he’s got some screenshots, wait for mods to verify etc before we cast him into the fiery Pits of Fake.

Can at least check out his profile on that rent site, try to verify through that @mods?
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Russ dosen't even have enough money to buy a whorehouse girl right now and has always been paranoid of using 'unliscenced' women from sites like this, but suddenly he's trying to hire a manwhore from a meat-site? Colour me VERY fucking suspicious.

Hey @Trombonista how do we get a new user with a scandalous hot take on a cow that is out of character verified?
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Russ dosen't even have enough money to buy a whorehouse girl right now and has always been paranoid of using 'unliscenced' women from sites like this, but suddenly he's trying to hire a manwhore from a meat-site? Colour me VERY fucking suspicious.

There is a 'contact a mod' thread in one of the forums, I'll grab a link in a sec.
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Yeah I know, I know, but better to chase down all leads than scare them off before verifying. Anyway it wouldn’t be the first time Russ did something unbelievably stupid that shocked me.
 
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Just a random thing from a Texas news station's page.

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Easy Peasy said:
If new guy Matt gets verified, this really is the year of the lolcow (ox).

If not, it was a funny hot take and I lol'd.
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Member since 2016 as well....just as a caveat too I normally would never do this but feel I have to ad to the narrative of this atrocious human being
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Member since 2016 as well....just as a caveat too I normally would never do this but feel I have to ad to the narrative of this atrocious human being
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I'm screaming at "top". The napoleon complex audacity of Russell greer

Eta: you'll have to forgive our skepticism until you get verified, but this is definitely fun and hilarious and you can definitely sit with us
 
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Member since 2016 as well....just as a caveat too I normally would never do this but feel I have to ad to the narrative of this atrocious human being
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I don't know why everyone has a hard time believing Russhole is bisexual. He's even a top, which fits in perfectly with his narcissism and desire to be powerful and influential. For Russ, sex is all about him, so it likely doesn't matter which hole he enters. He might have a preference for women, or he might just go for them to "start a relationship with" because he doesn't want to admit to his family that he's into dudes. Or he might just be desperate to get his rocks off and can't find any women to hire.
 
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Amazing. And almost unbelievable. But it's not really unbelievable, is it?

Russ may be a failure at everything in life but one thing he's great at is being a lolcow. Consistently productive, dropping his fruits and nuts everywhere! Just when you think a restraining order and criminal charge has dried him up a bit, this kind of thing pops up.

Even if he doesn't win lolcow of the year every year, he deserves some kind of "strong attendance" award.
 
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Every time I step away from this thread for a minute because Russ isn't doing anything I come back to new revelations. Welcome, @Matt_Anthony and semper fi

I'm laughing my ass off at Russ the Power Top. but no one's mentioned yet how horrifying it is that Russ wanted to go bareback??? Even if he is clean, would you really want more of his skin touching you than it has to? I bet even his dick is perma-soggy

Edit: also forgot to mention "My job is transferring me to Vegas"
He just has to make himself sound like a big man with a big professional job and not some weasely little janitor who was run out of SLC after his last stalking charge
 
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Meredith Swift said:
Every time I step away from this thread for a minute because Russ isn't doing anything I come back to new revelations. Welcome, @Matt_Anthony and semper fi

I'm laughing my ass off at Russ the Power Top. but no one's mentioned yet how horrifying it is that Russ wanted to go bareback??? Even if he is clean, would you really want more of his skin touching you than it has to? I bet even his dick is perma-soggy

Edit: also forgot to mention "My job is transferring me to Vegas"
He just has to make himself sound like a big man with a big professional job and not some weasely little janitor who was run out of SLC after his last stalking charge
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Yeah, last time I checked the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino doesn't have a sister location in the Salt Lake Metro Area. I guess that perhaps they use a contractor service for their janitorial staff that has a Salt Lake hub, but I think Shit-lips is just trying to make himself sound more important than "toilet scrubber for a cut-rate casino and hotel".
 
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I'd love to know how many men Russell's been with, just to compare his success/fail rate. They do say men are easier to do casual hookups with, but we all know Russ ain't about the hookups - he wants the girl/boyfriend experience. @Matt_Anthony , do you have clients who try to solicit a boyfriend experience from you? Or is it strictly cum-n-go?
 
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