Razörfist / The Rageoholic / xRazorfistx / Daniel Paul Harris - Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.

N-BOMB said:
And that’s news? The guy is in his mid-thirties and will take shots at onision about dating teenagers then he hooks up with a teenager who looks like she could win a female Razorfist look-alike contest (Eve)... As if that’s not enough he gets straight cucked while she sells nudes on instagram after she ironically made a stand against pornography on twitter for about 15 seconds before getting permanently suspended for the 3rd or 4th time. These two retards deserve each other.
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It's not news just another confirmation that Daniel has no spine, also found it quiet funny because all I said was "probably not gonna happen" and that is the one that gets me the ol blocky.
 
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So it finally happened, i got blocked by him because I said that those voter laws that the gop where pushing in Arizona wasn't going to happen.

Dear God Daniel has no spine.
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He really is a thin-skinned prick. I followed him on Twitter for almost a year with no problems, then he blocked me after I said I think glam metal sucks.
 
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theeviloneisyou said:
He really is a thin-skinned prick. I followed him on Twitter for almost a year with no problems, then he blocked me after I said I think glam metal sucks.
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That's kinda funny given his whole "Dokken isn't a hair metal band, it's a heavy metal band, fuck you" rant he did in his Dokken metal mythos.

Come on Razor, just admit you like hair metal. It isn't 1993 anymore, we won't judge you for it. Well, maybe we will, but just a little.
 
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GedsForth said:
That's kinda funny given his whole "Dokken isn't a hair metal band, it's a heavy metal band, fuck you" rant he did in his Dokken metal mythos.

Come on Razor, just admit you like hair metal. It isn't 1993 anymore, we won't judge you for it. Well, maybe we will, but just a little.
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Daniel is going to be very, very angry when he sees this:
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MISTER SLOBERT said:
So is he still with that mouthy latina broad? I don't see how any self-respecting man could stay with a woman who tried to cancel him on social media.
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No, they split (see the video in the post below) but Razor isn't willing to acknowledge it still, which is 10 times funnier in my opinion:
BlancoMailo said:
Looks like we have confirmation on a split from Eve, she's moved to Illinois due to "drama" (she was very drunkenly livestreaming on Instagram almost 9 hours ago and this was the only interesting thing she said):
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
It's the opposite of fetishizing deep and bloated media a la' The Last of Us 2. The idea that this is somehow purer form of fiction due to not having that much expectations and money invested in it.
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Wait... did you actually refer to TLoU2 as “Deep”?

6MillionCoofs said:
Razorfist: Don’t fund people that hate you.

And yet he constantly buys Triple A games made by Western Developers...
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Kind of an autistic take. It’s not “Western “ Triple A games that are necessarily the problem; it’s him buying a game with woke bullshit in it then making excuses for it because it’s a genre or franchise that he likes: Mechwarrior 5, The Outer Worlds, etc...

Razor likes the appearance of having principles without the hassle of actually having to stand up for said principles (see also the Kyle Debate). He sucks at every video game he plays, he will absolutely praise the most derivative piece of shit ever (Mad Max: Arkham Wasteland) and then say that Horizon: Zero Dawn is the most unoriginal “every game ever”. That’s just weaponized autism on a level rarely seen, if ever.

Don’t get me started on how this faggot rarely plays the games he reviews and in the case when he does it’s for a 1-2 hrs max before he’s ready to roll out the uninformed, thesaurus spergfest he calls a “review”. If this isn’t the case then why doesn’t he make his Trophies public on his PSN profile? He was hammered for this back in the day and literally nothing has changed since then.

My all-time favorite Razor-fail is from his last Dishonored stream. When the game originally released and he reviewed it one of his main complaints was the infamous “you can’t see me cuz I’m leaning” shtick. Fast forward 10 or so years and during his Dishonored live stream we find out he’s been playing the game on the easiest difficulty this entire time and after changing the difficulty mid stream to “normal” difficulty he almost immediately realizes that enemies CAN spot you if you’re “leaning”. Then a few weeks back on his Thief Simulator or Hunt:Showdown (can’t remember which) twitch stream he goes full retard and brings up Dishonored and “you can’t see me cuz I’m leaning”, again...

The guy is a low-watt gurgler. Fin.
 
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N-BOMB said:
Kind of an autistic take. It’s not Triple A games that are necessarily the problem; it’s him buying a game with woke bullshit in it then making excuses for it because it’s a genre or franchise that he likes
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I did stipulate from Western Developers. You are however correct.

N-BOMB said:
My all-time favorite Razor-fail is from his last Dishonored stream. When the game originally released and he reviewed it one of his main complaints was the infamous “you can’t see me because I’m leaning” shtick. Fast forward 10 or so years and during his Dishonored live stream we find out he’s been playing the game on the easiest difficulty this entire time and after changing the difficulty mid stream to “normal” difficulty he finds out that enemies CAN actually spot you if you’re “leaning”.
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Really? Ha. That's probably something you could google to check for your review if you wanted to keep playing on easy mode. Why he did not has me miffed. Yes, yes, I know, because he is lazy. You'd think playing on Normal at least would be his Standard since he complains about difficulty a fair bit. So many game reviewers would be better if they reviewed the game based on how much fun they had with it. It would mean they could mostly ignore difficulty levels as well as only need to play the game for a couple hours.
 
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Meriasek said:
Watched his "Metal Mythos" on Darkthrone. Gotta say, "genre name was coined by a british band, thus it is pretentious to sing in your non-english native language" is one of the dumbest takes I ever heard, and I follow the MovieBob thread.
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Lol. That's a massive fucking L, "singing in other languages = bad". So what, does he shit on bands like Sodom for doing songs in their own language too? Do I even want to hear his thoughts on folk metal?
 
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Maya said:
I love how he calls The Mandalorian “glorified fanfiction” yet is a fan of the Expanded Universe. It’s pretty obvious now that he’s just butthurt that his pwecious Thrawn Trilogy isn’t canon anymore.
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I mean i’d be butt hurt to when that’s where Disney Wars is getting any and all cool shit from.
 
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Lol. That's a massive fucking L, "singing in other languages = bad". So what, does he shit on bands like Sodom for doing songs in their own language too? Do I even want to hear his thoughts on folk metal?
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I don't even fucking know. He goes on a tangent about some of the lyrics on Transylvanian Hunger being written by Varg Vikernes and being in Norwegian and not enough Black Metal and I just don't get it.
Complains incessantly about Varg Vikernes' lyrics, but somehow not when he mentions Quintessence off of Panzerfaust.
Also, his odd complaints about Death Metal and wearing cargo shorts and being somehow the reason that band shirts are now too big for his girly frame or something? When he's talking about the actual music the video isn't half bad, but holy crap when he goes on tangents he just loses his marbles completely.
 
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N-BOMB said:
Kind of an autistic take. It’s not “Western “ Triple A games that are necessarily the problem; it’s him buying a game with woke bullshit in it then making excuses for it because it’s a genre or franchise that he likes: Mechwarrior 5, The Outer Worlds, etc...
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As a reviewer, isn't it his job to vet content others might buy?
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
As a reviewer, isn't it his job to vet content others might buy?
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and in comes the razor-simp...

“Reading and Comprehension” not your strong suit, dipshit? LOL! Had you actually read the entirety of the post from which you quoted you’d have realized that the entire purpose of the post is to illustrate why Razor’s opinion or review of anything video game related is weapons-grade autism and completely uninformed retard babble.
 
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