Article Yaniv calls emergency services over 20 times, sexually harasses fire fighters

I’m pretty sure he gets off on forcing people into uncomfortable sexual situations. Waxing his balls, asking awkward questions about tampons, sending a female doctor pictures of a neovag and now forcing firemen to lever his pasty naked flab out of a bath .
I think the kids pool fiasco fits into that as well. It's like some bizarre form of exhibition fetish.
 
He always wants women. Naturally he is perving on women. Any KIWI who thinks emergency services personnel doesn’t include women should take a dive off the nearest building.
Part of me wishes they'd only send the burliest, scariest looking men to dredge his bloated carcass out of the tub, but that would mean fewer bigger, stronger, more physically capable men available to respond in the case of an actual emergency somewhere else.
 
The fact it took over thirty calls before the city did fuck all about firefighters being sexually harassed at worst and their time being frivolously spent at best is mind boggling to me. I cannot fathom a battalion or deputy chief reading run reports and seeing more than two bullshit runs to the same location not immediately flipping shit over it. Maybe this is a Canadian thing. The first run, sure, haha, make the probie help the fat sex-pest out of his bathtub. But the fucking thirtieth? In less than a month?
Its mostly VFD where I live. After the 2nd call I am willing to bet they wont be able to get anyone to take the call or dispatch will send the PD there 1st to secure the scene who will end up doing emergency committal.
Imagine working for a department who forces you in to that same situation 30 times. Canada never ceases to amaze me in their cuckoldry. I'll bet the chief is a POC woman or trany.
 
He always wants women. Naturally he is perving on women. Any KIWI who thinks emergency services personnel doesn’t include women should take a dive off the nearest building.
I guess thats why I wasted the time saying "skronk women". Hes not exactly calling the local ballet dancers over.

The point is, if hes not on some pseudo gay subtext when hes calling emts to lift him out of a tub: hes absolutely indulging in some form of nanny fetishism (as ppl have even noted, jerking off his neovag after the firefighters leave). Someone posted earlier several instances of derps in the uk being prosecuted for spamming 999: all of those ppl were just annoying drunks. We know yaniv is an annoying drunk but they would have noted that when they took him to court, just so they could give him an out with rehab. Hes probably just losing it bc he realizes that the only females he can manage to have contact with is the random chance one or two of his responders are grills. Thats still alot of dudes handling your naked body.
 
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Conspiring to falsely baker act somebody would catch you serious felony charges why the fuck would you do this instead of going through the established method of designating them a nuisance caller and having them charged for that?
Why not both??

This bullshit has gone on long enough. There are a great many things that a person can say or do that can be "misconstrued" as a suicidal utterance. However it is not our job to diagnose the mental illness so we would report it and defer it to those who are. We are just the " mandated reporters". Its up to professional to formally assess them and they would be the ones to baker act him. All we would be doing is reporting some as exhibiting possible self harming behavior , altered mental state, a danger to himself or making comments that could be misconstrued.

Perhaps they would just warn him that calls like that will be seen as a self harming or mentally incompetent thing to do and that if they happen again that an evaluation should and will take place. He can be classified as an adult in danger and could possible be given a guardian to properly oversee him because mama yaniv is no help at all

It is not like we would be the ones to put him under lock and key. He obviously needs mental help and this is one way of getting it for him. This is how we get him mandated to receive some professional help and to get him properly diagnosed.

Obviously we would do the nuisance caller thing. But its good to have a backup plan to make sure he understands what calling 911 falsely can unleash. He lives in an apartment building so they can't just ignore his entire address. He could be a great harm to others if a fire starts so we would still have to go on respond him for a fire and such. Now that he has been formally warned, you know he will buckle down and do more fuckery. Its best to have a multi faceted plan when dealing with fuckery.

We don't have time for fuckery when we have other people who really do need our help. Its best to hand him off to professional hands.
 
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Because this bullshit has gone on long enough. There are a great many things that a person can say or do that can be "misconstrued" as a suicidal utterance. However it is not our job to diagnose the mental illness so we would report it and defer it to those who are. We are just the " mandated reporters". Its up to professional to formally assess them and they would be the ones to baker act him. All we would be doing is reporting some as exhibiting possible self harming behavior , altered mental state, a danger to himself or making comments that could be misconstrued.

Perhaps they would just warn him that calls like that will be seen as a self harming or mentally incompetent thing to do and that if they happen again that an evaluation should and will take place. He can be classified as an adult in danger and could possible be given a guardian to properly oversee him because mama yaniv is no help at all

It is not like we would be the ones to put him under lock and key. He obviously needs mental help and this is one way of getting it for him. This is how we get him mandated to receive some professional help and to get him properly diagnosed.

Obviously we would do the nuisance caller thing. But its good to have a backup plan to make sure he understands what calling 911 falsely can unleash. He lives in an apartment building so they can't just ignore his entire address. He could be a great harm to others if a fire starts so we would still have to go on respond him for a fire and such. Now that he has been formally warned, you know he will buckle down and do more fuckery. Its best to have a multi faceted plan when dealing with fuckery.

We don't have time for fuckery when we have other people who really do need our help. Its best to hand him off to professional hands.
Because this bullshit has gone on long enough. There are a great many things that a person can say or do that can be "misconstrued" as a suicidal utterance. However it is not our job to diagnose the mental illness so we would report it and defer it to those who are. We are just the " mandated reporters". Its up to professional to formally assess them and they would be the ones to baker act him. All we would be doing is reporting some as exhibiting possible self harming behavior , altered mental state, a danger to himself or making comments that could be misconstrued.

Perhaps they would just warn him that calls like that will be seen as a self harming or mentally incompetent thing to do and that if they happen again that an evaluation should and will take place. He can be classified as an adult in danger and could possible be given a guardian to properly oversee him because mama yaniv is no help at all

It is not like we would be the ones to put him under lock and key. He obviously needs mental help and this is one way of getting it for him. This is how we get him mandated to receive some professional help and to get him properly diagnosed.

Obviously we would do the nuisance caller thing. But its good to have a backup plan to make sure he understands what calling 911 falsely can unleash. He lives in an apartment building so they can't just ignore his entire address. He could be a great harm to others if a fire starts so we would still have to go on respond him for a fire and such. Now that he has been formally warned, you know he will buckle down and do more fuckery. Its best to have a multi faceted plan when dealing with fuckery.

We don't have time for fuckery when we have other people who really do need our help. Its best to hand him off to professional hands.
I totally get it. I’m pissed off too.
 
Because this bullshit has gone on long enough.
Depriving somebody of their liberty by falsifying a report that gets them involuntarily committed could catch you years in prison. If you're going to casually break the law to make your job slightly easier, do it in a way that'll only get you a slap on the wrist. If you're going to be a complete idiot and commit serious felonies because you're too lazy and stupid to do your job properly, at least be smart enough to do it by yourself and not include colleagues who might break under pressure and admit what you did, because if you ever do something this stupid you are risking the kind of sentences armed robbers and kidnappers would get.
 
Because this bullshit has gone on long enough. There are a great many things that a person can say or do that can be "misconstrued" as a suicidal utterance. However it is not our job to diagnose the mental illness so we would report it and defer it to those who are. We are just the " mandated reporters". Its up to professional to formally assess them and they would be the ones to baker act him. All we would be doing is reporting some as exhibiting possible self harming behavior , altered mental state, a danger to himself or making comments that could be misconstrued.

Perhaps they would just warn him that calls like that will be seen as a self harming or mentally incompetent thing to do and that if they happen again that an evaluation should and will take place. He can be classified as an adult in danger and could possible be given a guardian to properly oversee him because mama yaniv is no help at all

It is not like we would be the ones to put him under lock and key. He obviously needs mental help and this is one way of getting it for him. This is how we get him mandated to receive some professional help and to get him properly diagnosed.

Obviously we would do the nuisance caller thing. But its good to have a backup plan to make sure he understands what calling 911 falsely can unleash. He lives in an apartment building so they can't just ignore his entire address. He could be a great harm to others if a fire starts so we would still have to go on respond him for a fire and such. Now that he has been formally warned, you know he will buckle down and do more fuckery. Its best to have a multi faceted plan when dealing with fuckery.

We don't have time for fuckery when we have other people who really do need our help. Its best to hand him off to professional hands.
I think you need to step back a bit. Remember where you are. Maybe have a glance at the rules, again.
 
Depriving somebody of their liberty by falsifying a report that gets them involuntarily committed could catch you years in prison. If you're going to casually break the law to make your job slightly easier, do it in a way that'll only get you a slap on the wrist. If you're going to be a complete idiot and commit serious felonies because you're too lazy and stupid to do your job properly, at least be smart enough to do it by yourself and not include colleagues who might break under pressure and admit what you did, because if you ever do something this stupid you are risking the kind of sentences armed robbers and kidnappers would get.
Or better yet, let a coworker snap and start a-logging while you're secretly laughing at them.
 
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