Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[SteveGoatman]

Sorry to slightly derail the latest, amazing, revelations of Rusty's bisexual escapades but I finally remembered where I had seen his sequined jacket before.

For the record, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was a million times more successful, intelligent, beloved, and likable than our boy Russ, and he was a professional "bad guy".

 

[Plague Flea]

Well I guess these latest revelations put paid to my earlier ruminations on the subject of Rusty’s alleged bisexuality, and support the outcome of @StinkySnack ’s research on the matter.

I don’t get the impression that our new fren is lying, so for this to be false it would mean that the account on that website was set up by someone as a troll. But that seems unlikely given the age of that account, particularly as it predates this thread and much of Russ’s noteworthy activity.

 

[TurdFondler]

He's into tickling! Could you even imagine what he looks like being tickled?

All the pieces sort of fall into place with this though. He's not interested in a girlfriend, he's after a beard. I'm sure he feels some attraction to 9s and 10s but he's probably more into men.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I have no trouble believing Russ is bi, at least in terms of getting off. As @The Dude said he's such a narc that the identity of his partner probably barely matters to him. And we know he's not capable of forming actual relationships anyway. Still interesting that he treats men and women so differently, though. As far as we know he's not stalking/harassing dudes, nor is he trying to use them to get famous. As far as I know the only dude he's filed a lolsuit against has been Null, and despite the overused jokes he didn't offer to drop it if Dear Leader wore a red dress and went on a date with him. I think Russ is just too much of a coward to try to treat guys as horribly and aggressively as he treats women, which shows that on some level he understands that his behavior is terrible and would get him an ass kicking or at least a good verbal thrashing if he tried it on a gender that wasn't socialized to be non-confrontational and nice to creeps. He's also got a different relationship with women because of his deep misogyny (he wants to control and punish them). Also I'd imagine a hot dude isn't the same type of status symbol for Russ that a hot lady is, I'd be surprised if he was taking male prosts/Grindr dudes out to Olive Garden to "show them off" the way he does female prosts. I assume to Russ a dude is just another hole to bust in.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Got bored, so I crosschecked a bit:

Rusty's name on his kiwi-verified handjob Yelp profile (archive) is Russell "The Piano Man; the Sexy Disabled Guy." G. and his suspected profile on Rent.Man (archive only catches consent pop up) is named Superpianoman, Both are from Salt Lake City, Utah.

[Russell] was born March 7, 1991 along with a healthy twin sister.

Superpianoman is listed as 29, so that checks out too.

Spoiler: Screenshots for the lazy

Superpianoman's last login was today, 04:36

 

[Spawn]

Russel taking the risk in going bareback? Bruh is the aids or hiv+ saga next?

 

[moorhen]

Russel taking the risk in going bareback? Bruh is the aids or hiv+ saga next?

He's far more likely to get AIDS from one of the hookers he's inevitably going to pick up from the strip

 

[Bridgeburner]

Well, now I know Russell's into cum-covered tickling and wrestling. I regret learning to read.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Russ is into S&M? that makes sense, considering every second someone spends in his vicinity must be akin to torture.

Since he fancies himself a top d'you reckon he also wants to be a dom? Spank me, Daddy Shitlips~~

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ is probably what I've heard called nerd gay or jailhouse gay. He's mostly straight, but when women aren't available, he'll settle for dudes. Glad @Matt_Anthony dodged that bullet.

Since he fancies himself a top d'you reckon he also wants to be a dom? Spank me, Daddy Shitlips~~

I just had a picture of Russ in leather-daddy fetish gear, and now I'm not going to eat the rest of the day. Thanks. Sticking to my diet should be easy now. I hate you now.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm surprised this isn't on the front page, but I guess 'Russ wants to fuck anything' isn't news...

 

[Hamsteroid]

Spoiler: Three! Three suits! Ah ah ah! 🧛‍♂️

Spoiler: Without text

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I wouldn't put it passed Russell to save the 'reveal' that he likes dick for when his 9th album underperforms and he needs to queer out for publicity's sake.
(Like Taylor hmm)
I like the idea that we spoiled the reveal party, I approve.

 

[Easy J]

Matt, watch your review section. Russ passive-aggressively review bombs people and businesses that don't meet his insane expectations. He's also a serial vexatious litigant, albeit a spectacularly incompetent one.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Male escort here who Russ has tried to contact and meet with several times inquiring over the past year. I don't know how I just stumbled on this thread now (googled his number he was texting me with). Something always seemed off and it never worked out with my schedule and today he got snarky when I called him out on going MIA the day we were actually supposed to meet in December. Glad I dodged this bullet. Trust your gut everyone and be safe!

Spoiler: Welcome to the Farms

 

[Easy Peasy]

I'm surprised this isn't on the front page, but I guess 'Russ wants to fuck anything' isn't news...

Hopefully just pending confirmation/verification etc because every time I think about this, I start laughing again, and I know Jersh would be laughing his ass off in Siberia or wherever hes holed up these days

 

[AbraCadaver]

OHHHHH today has been just a treat. Bless this mess and bless @Matt_Anthony. Even if it doesn’t get verified, I still had a larf.

But if it DOES, front page would be just lovely. I would LOVE to know that Russ tells his family about his vexatious lawsuits, his toilet-scrubbing job, his drooling over Taylor, his restraining order from Erika, his brothel visits...but this is the thing he keeps under wraps. This is the one thing he thinks is a bit much for his family to know about.

And no we.e.ning plans lads...but I do hope his parents eventually find out.

I just wish I hadn’t potentially read a list of Russ’ fetishes. Tickling? Really? Wouldn’t he drown in his own drool?

I do love he’s a “top” and “into S&M”. You just KNOW that means Russ wants to act out his narc power fantasies and have someone else at his mercy because he’s constantly seething with rage at how powerless and small he is in real life. God I’d love to hear that play out:

Russ: “AW EE AH-EE.”

escort: “what?”

Russ: “AH-EE! AW EE AAAA-EE!”

escort: “Uh...all you aa-ee?”

Russ: “AAAAA EEE!!!”

escort: “ohhhhh, call you daddy. No offence but can we switch to note cards or something?”

And yes, if verified, this opens up a whole new avenue of study for Russtorians. Why does he narrate his brothel visits as tender romantic encounters with Russ the Ultimate Gentleman, yet he requests wrestling, S&M and other shite from male escorts? Could it be he lied in his idiot e-books and his brothel visits were a tad more rough for the girls than he portrayed? So many questions.

 

[Cilleystring]

It also says Pisces in the rentmen profile, which lines up with Russell's bday in March

 

[Free the Pedos]

Just a random thing from a Texas news station's page.

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Yeah, a guy totally got horny and decided that since legal prostitution isn't an option right now he'd shoot a woman 20 times. Big brained take.

Every time I step away from this thread for a minute because Russ isn't doing anything I come back to new revelations. Welcome, @Matt_Anthony and semper fi

I'm laughing my ass off at Russ the Power Top. but no one's mentioned yet how horrifying it is that Russ wanted to go bareback??? Even if he is clean, would you really want more of his skin touching you than it has to? I bet even his dick is perma-soggy

@Matt_Anthony , welcome and thanks for your contributions! I'm glad you dodged a bullet with Russ. Is it bad etiquette for a client to suggest not using a condom? Russ likes to act like he's an international playboy, known and welcome at all of the finest brothels, but this doesn't gel with that.

PS I'm sorry he called your other clients "fatty mcpatties." (His preferred words.)

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Body: Athletic

Not only can Russ not get laid in a whorehouse, he can't even get gay hookups. You might feel bad for him if he wasn't Russell Greer. His 30s are going to be real rough once the Grindr matchups start drying up.