DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

can you imagine the pigroach doing something like that?

What? Getting money from complete losers? He already does it.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

This conspiracy theory may be way off the mark.

Who swore to leave the autism vortex and never come back? TheSecretLife.

Who made sock accounts to give Phil money in an attempt to "mine gold dust"? TheSecretLife.

Who made an hours long podcast about how he hates the other detractors and wants to make them mad? TheSecretLife.

Who recently returned to the autism vortex with a 3 hour long video? TheSecretLife.

OnlyIcedCoffee, DrTonyHuge, HallelujahHeReigns, TheSecretLife. All three word names.

Coincidence? Or could it be TheSecretLife throwing money at Phil to become a mod and do all the gay ops to get gold dust and be crowned king detractor?

Just a thought with no proof.

Same Secret life that did the Tekken 7 TIHYDP?

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

What? Getting money from complete losers? He already does it.

There are people in real countries who can't afford food, living out of their cars, can't afford tampons. So lets give money to people with over $2,000 worth of equipment, sound proofing, games and accessories. Better yet, give them subs where half the money goes to a multi-billion dollar corporation..

It makes sense to me!

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Phillip really is a greedy fat pig isnt he? Annoyed Silver vest Phil is the best Phil for me though, all sullen and moody

Has he done the Valentine day flex where he forgot he was poor and mentioed the gifts he begged for his horse yet?

Saltlicks and straw aren't expensive so nothing to flex over.

 

[Penix]

Honestly I think it's good that he's doing the vest streak again. He gets to be a disgusting beggar beyond what we've ever seen again. Sure, he might get 27k again, but in his own words, "It's not about the money, hokay?" It's about the fact we get to laugh even more plus he has to wear the gunner glasses he hates on top of the (not)mandatory tips.

I'd still much rather see Phil getting fuck all and chimp out on stream.

Last SF stream he hammered down on no more overtime, pocketed that money and clocked the fuck out exactly at 9:15. Desperate tip stalling and going into the eventually unavoidable OT when no vest yet is something we're going to have to make do with I guess

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

This conspiracy theory may be way off the mark.

Who swore to leave the autism vortex and never come back? TheSecretLife.

Who made sock accounts to give Phil money in an attempt to "mine gold dust"? TheSecretLife.

Who made an hours long podcast about how he hates the other detractors and wants to make them mad? TheSecretLife.

Who recently returned to the autism vortex with a 3 hour long video? TheSecretLife.

OnlyIcedCoffee, DrTonyHuge, HallelujahHeReigns, TheSecretLife. All three word names.

Coincidence? Or could it be TheSecretLife throwing money at Phil to become a mod and do all the gay ops to get gold dust and be crowned king detractor?

Just a thought with no proof.

Its "Secret Limited" now...

DEBUNKED!

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

So let me get this straight, he's at home ALL DAY with his "wife", snowed in on Valentine's day... And he's ready for "a full day of streaming"... He made a shit load of money in tips over the last 6 days, and he is choosing "work" over his wife? She probably hasnt "had sex in ages", and I would imagine her Chad husband hasnt either. What a sterile fucking household!

 

[Iron Hamster]

WHO TALKS LIKE THIS?

WHY HE CARES ABOUT WEATHER WHEN HE ONLY LEAVES HIS HOUSE 50 times a year?

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Snow in Renton. Phail least affected.

 

[Lady Adjani]

So let me get this straight, he's at home ALL DAY with his "wife", snowed in on Valentine's day... And he's ready for "a full day of streaming"... He made a shit load of money in tips over the last 6 days, and he is choosing "work" over his wife? She probably hasnt "had sex in ages", and I would imagine her Chad husband hasnt either. What a sterile fucking household!

Even when everything is going his way (covid / snow) he still manages to fuck it up. Prepare a romantic dinner, spend the day with your partner, watch a movie, dare I say it? Have sex. Instead the clown decides to lock himself in the playroom, burping and belching at mentally handicapped men online, the allure of money is just too strong for the piglet to ignore.

I hope you at least bought her something nice, you degenerate gambler.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Even when everything is going his way (covid / snow) he still manages to fuck it up. Prepare a romantic dinner, spend the day with your partner, watch a movie, dare I say it? Have sex. Instead the clown decides to lock himself in the playroom, burping and belching at mentally handicapped men online, the allure of money is just too strong for the piglet to ignore.

I hope you at least bought her something nice, you degenerate gambler.

Their Valentine's Day dinner is a frozen lasagna. Lol.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Now this stupid wop wants cheers, encouraging the paypigs to cheer before Twitch resets those leaderboards on Monday.

Also today, cheers get added into the paycheck coming in a day or two at the most.

 

[Mr. Brown]

So let me get this straight, he's at home ALL DAY with his "wife", snowed in on Valentine's day... And he's ready for "a full day of streaming"... He made a shit load of money in tips over the last 6 days, and he is choosing "work" over his wife? She probably hasnt "had sex in ages", and I would imagine her Chad husband hasnt either. What a sterile fucking household!

I honestly think they sleep in bunk beds

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Salt flowing heavy today, interesting that each time Phil gets slotted he rocks back and looks to the chat on his laptop much like how someone would turn to the other human in the room with a 'can you believe that?' which says a lot of how Phil's soupy mind works.

I honestly think they sleep in bunk beds

Kat has been sleeping on the sofa because Phil snores too much and it's otherwise vague if they share anything other than the one essential meal.

 

[DZoomer]

So, do you guys think this streak will go for longer than the last one? I'm feeling like it will not. My guess is it'll end before 100.

Mainly because people already saw it before. They know what happens when it ends: Phil becomes desperate, promises that things will change, moves his seating place some inches and nothing really changes.

This one will be entirely reliant on OIC being the cuckest paypig he can be. I doubt there are many people raring to go donate hundreds of dollars to Phil in the following weeks.

 

[PieceofShet]

So, do you guys think this streak will go for longer than the last one? I'm feeling like it will not. My guess is it'll end before 100.

Mainly because people already saw it before. They know what happens when it ends: Phil becomes desperate, promises that things will change, move his seating place some inches and nothing really changes.

This one will be entirely reliant on OIC being the cuckest paypig he can be. I doubt there are many people raring to go donate hundreds of dollars to Phil in the following weeks.

There are no notification so he can say random person tipped him at the end. He doesnt even have to self tip just lie about it.

He wants to stick it to the haters. It wont stop till 300+ and no can prove it did.

 

[Gramh]

Back to nightly water breaks on the late stream that seem to have evaporated with the vest streak dying the first round.

 

[Piece of Peace]

There are no notification so he can say random person tipped him at the end. He doesnt even have to self tip just lie about it.

He wants to stick it to the haters. It wont stop till 300+ and no can prove it did.

True, and that's why people shouldn't be even remotely invested in this "streak", it was already retarded enough when he could technically put in a fake tip notification through Streamlabs but now he can literally just lie out of his ass.

I say go for it Phil, all you have to lose is your dignity which is already in the negative values anyway so fuck it.

 

[Gramh]

Ok I'm 100% convinced that DSP doesn't understand that other people in videogames will do things counterintuitive to his own desires and actions after watching some more COD today. He has 0 empathy capabilities which would prop up largely his personality disorder being narcissism.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

-Saturday he is happy dont have to do begging and just can "play the game and have fun"™.

The priority first and foremost of a streamer is to just sit down, play a fucking game, and have fun. How hard is that?

If you can do that and legitimately put on a good show/environment for viewers, then that naturally inspires people to tip you. Of course, you'll have people like me who doesn't believe in giving money to random people on the internet, but the fact that you have to beg as your priority means that you are clearly not cut out for streaming.

Phil isn't a videogame streamer, he's another person on the internet begging for money and doesn't have the class to at least try and be entertaining, intentionally or otherwise. Having people who are clearly not all there in their mental faculties throw away all of their earnings (possibly family's as well) almost as fast as Phil spends it will never not be funny.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Which whale will come in at the end and donate $50