DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gobsmackedmortician]

The vest streak dying before his eyes

 

[Swirling weeb]

SOMETHING WRONG,
I HOLD MY HEAD
PHIL IS GONE
THE VEST STREAK DEAD

Is that by the same guy that made piggies in Paris?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

OiC will never get his modship now after letting the vest streak die in its infancy.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

Incredible. He had a great chance to perform maximum scumbaggery and fake a big tip at the last minute, he could do this every day and keep the streak going forever. Phil was actually........honest today ???

 

[Surly Muppet]

The vest streak has ended at $50 with 10 minutes of OT on the early stream.

However, Phil stated that, if the tips goals are hit 5 consecutive times, he'll start counting it again. This happened multiple times while begging for the PS5 in November, and due the the 'festive themed' streams in December. Phil once again backpedals on something that he swore would not happen without specifying why he has changed his stance. Who saw that coming. This suggests that he really thought that last retrospective would result in some new gimmick. Now that it hasn't, he returns to this thing he resents, like an actor who can't hack it once they give up playing a fan favorite character. Just put on the vest, do your overtime, and do the convention circuit until you die - you'll never be anything more.

I do wonder where OiC was on this one. Without the 400 gifted subs this month, he is already down some $2000 from his normal monthly contributions.
I don't feel as owned and defeated as I know I could be. He's leaving me as unfulfilled as Kat is this Valentine's Day.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I have never seen a “happily married” dude try this hard to avoid his wife on fucking Valentine’s Day

You haven't met my parents.

 

[CCheelai]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE'S OFFLINE!!!

Edit: Also the mods since last night have been very lenient on trolling; it's like they've completely had enough of Phil's bullshit. The second vest streak ending at **TEN** further proves this point.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

OiC will never get his modship now after letting the vest streak die in its infancy.

Oof. And how much did he waste the last few days trying to carry it? Like all of us have been saying, we're not mad at OIC in the least bit, WE'RE LAUGHING AT YOUR DUMB ASS

 

[Anal birth]

Is that by the same guy that made piggies in Paris?

WHAT'S FIFTY GRAND IN PULLS TO A PIGROACH LIKE ME CAN YOU PLEASE REMIND ME???

 

[LyteSydeByll]

So do the trolls win today OIC?

 

[DZoomer]

OiC will never get his modship now after letting the vest streak die in its infancy.

My guess is he gave Phil an autistic ultimatum: make me mod and I will keep the vest streak going. And this was the result.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Phil I know your gonna come here with a gin in your hand and a tear on your eye but god lord mate you tried so hard and you fell harder don’t let the door with ya on your way out happy Valentine’s Day mate

 

[ProvenWrong]

I got a feeling tonight's stream is gonna be super salty. Maybe more salty than usual.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

No offence, I don't understand what you're saying.

Phil is fully aware that he begs for a living and that he got lucky with his bankruptcy. There's the WWE Champions stuff too. He knows we're right. That's where the guilt and shame come from.

I guess what you guys are calling "guilt & shame" are what I see as "sorry he got caught, by anyone" & "righteously indignant & fully irate that he has to suffer any kind of consequences for any of it, even if those consequences are as minor & nothingburger as the internet continuing to laugh at him".

I think if he had the necessary acuity to register guilt/shame, he would have disappeared from the internet entirely within his first month of ever using it. And in that timeline today, not even the night manager @ his shelf stocking job would be totally sure what his first name is.

Dunno. Potato/DSPotato.

 

[UaineRunei]

I do wonder where OiC was on this one. Without the 400 gifted subs this month, he is already down some $2000 from his normal monthly contributions.
I don't feel as owned and defeated as I know I could be. He's leaving me as unfulfilled as Kat is this Valentine's Day.

I checked and OIC just did a simple $13 khantribution under the name JohnDoe (because of course he did) and just left.
My guess is that his dad probably caught him with his credit card. So sad.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

There's <he doesn't even know how long his USB cable is> inches of snow outside and it's Valentines night. Plough something!

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

RIP Vest Streak 2
02/08/2021 - 02/14/2021
We hardly knew ye

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Khet proudly waiting on her man at the dinner table on Valentine's day, ready to pop the champagne as the vest streak reaches 11!!!! Maybe even a double vest was hit??

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

There's <he doesn't even know how long his USB cable is> inches of snow outside and it's Valentines night. Plough something!

Phil won't so Kat is just gonna have to settle for being married to a clown who screams at his TV all day.
Hope you like autistic weekly shopping trips as your only activity together!

 

[UaineRunei]

Khet proudly waiting on her man at the dinner table on Valentine's day, ready to pop the champagne as the vest streak reaches 11!!!! Maybe even a double vest was hit??

Well jokes on you, Phil said that Khet doesn't wait for him to dinner.

DEBUNKED