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The true nutjob conspiracy is that Dave invented every chargeback so he'd have a reason to hide tips. He can now lie as much as he wants about tips to maintain the illusion of being a true mature adult with a flourishing streaming business.
I'll take my dumbs now.
That goes against the coliquory that Phil is lazy first and foremost and doesn't do shit unless it directly benefits him or aleviates some major problem for him that would continue if he didn't do something about it though. So I fall in the camp of they are real, just over hilighted way out of proportion to generate more wheelchair donations and cover the mobile game spending.
 
I could barely finish the latest Snort Burnell videos. It's not just his begging that has gotten out of control recently, but his toxicity too. I'm just stupefied by his ability to sustain his toxicity. It really has become impossible for him to show restraint for one fucking pre-stream.
During one of his toxic rants, I legit screamed "DOOD, CHILL!" at my computer monitor.
He is absolutely burdened with guilt and shame and lashing out during his streams is the only way he knows how to feel relief.
And since anger is a contagious emotion, Phil's anger is making me angry. I'm not MATI at the shit that he does or says, but rather his behaviour. For the love of God, stop taking the bait every single time and just chill! No one believes you anyway. This cognitive dissonance will drive him crazy.

What is this lolcow turning to? A gouty sack of fury whose anger could potentially overshadow his amusing lack of self-awareness, I'm afraid.
 
I know that predicting the actions of a slovenly, uninspired lump of semi-sentient earwax like Dave isn't usually an occasion for much hoopla, especially because he seems to live in the twilight of a perpetual groundhog's day.

But I called his forced reincarnation of the vest streak days beforehand and so thorough was my foresight that I was off by only one number.

I'd like to point out that the fat man's latest beg is pretty transparent.

"Guys I need munney for my bills. Now I'm not going to throw up a giant number because I'm proud that I don't have to do that anymore. Instead, what's going to happen is we must hit the tips goal both streams every day."

*Fast forward one week*

"WOW guys I just want to say that the positivity has been so great this last week I feel that vibe coming back. We're already at a 10 stream vest streak this is amazing we should keep it up!"

Dood is just trying to start a gimmick up again. Pathetic that he has no forward momentum unless he's bouncing along, tied behind a herd of wheelchairs.

I will say that vest streak 2 electric begaroo would be pretty great though. He knows this time that it will actually end at some point so his "well guys I guess this will be the end of the streak..." spiel may actually be tinged with legitimate desperation this time around.

Also who starts the tard march up again at 9? 10 is the logical choice if you're a normal person. Since he put it on the leaderboard at 7(?) last time that would make sense too. But no, 9 is the order of the day. For...reasons.
 
If/when Scopely does go public, we can all buy Scopely stock and watch it go to the moon.
I would start a stream just to encourage people to give money to the pig. We'd be rich in no time.
Has he done the Valentine day flex where he forgot he was poor and mentioed the gifts he begged for his horse yet?
This will be later in the week.
I think IRS is still kinda fucked with covid so they aren't being as strict right now. I just don't understand how he isn't setting aside the money for taxes. What is the percent for small business? even if its like 25 percent its not 100 percent like he says. YEA DOOD I MAKE 10K month aand business costs 10k. Yea ok dude you have no kids and no expenses besides food and bills. His tax guy must be so confused when he sees Phil's income and phil tells him he needs a payment plan or can't pay.
Phail's ignorance to the real world is what gets him in trouble with his lies. My business relies on me driving to customers and just my expenses don't equal 5k/mo. He doesn't have to go anywhere and would basically have the same home office expenses..
 
I hope we get more twitter ramblings from phil now that
ya boy got that fat acquittal once again
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I could barely finish the latest Snort Burnell videos. It's not just his begging that has gotten out of control recently, but his toxicity too. I'm just stupefied by his ability to sustain his toxicity. It really has become impossible for him to show restraint for one fucking pre-stream.
During one of his toxic rants, I legit screamed "DOOD, CHILL!" at my computer monitor.
He is absolutely burdened with guilt and shame and lashing out during his streams is the only way he knows how to feel relief.
And since anger is a contagious emotion, Phil's anger is making me angry. I'm not MATI at the shit that he does or says, but rather his behaviour. For the love of God, stop taking the bait every single time and just chill! No one believes you anyway. This cognitive dissonance will drive him crazy.

What is this lolcow turning to? A gouty sack of fury whose anger could potentially overshadow his amusing lack of self-awareness, I'm afraid.
*rubs hooves* that’s awesome stuff!! I can’t wait!! I’m having so much fun now!
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I could barely finish the latest Snort Burnell videos. It's not just his begging that has gotten out of control recently, but his toxicity too. I'm just stupefied by his ability to sustain his toxicity. It really has become impossible for him to show restraint for one fucking pre-stream.
During one of his toxic rants, I legit screamed "DOOD, CHILL!" at my computer monitor.
He is absolutely burdened with guilt and shame and lashing out during his streams is the only way he knows how to feel relief.
And since anger is a contagious emotion, Phil's anger is making me angry. I'm not MATI at the shit that he does or says, but rather his behaviour. For the love of God, stop taking the bait every single time and just chill! No one believes you anyway. This cognitive dissonance will drive him crazy.

What is this lolcow turning to? A gouty sack of fury whose anger could potentially overshadow his amusing lack of self-awareness, I'm afraid.
I agree and disagree. I like being offended by him ultimately. Its a twisted thing but while I do get mad its not because, necessarily, what he is doing but who he is doing it to. I am angry or more sad that its "okay" all around, I mean even Phil doesn't get my full venom because its not like he is to blame for others permitting his conduct right?
 
He is absolutely burdened with guilt and shame and lashing out during his streams is the only way he knows how to feel relief.
Bruh. 🤣 🤣 🤣

The only thing this faggot is burdened with is a persecution complex that's so comprehensive that when he's actually not just pretending to be terminally innocent, his delusion almost borders on schizophrenic.

You know better.
 
Phil is forecast to get 1/2 an inch of snow.

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"wow guys it's insanely cold in my office today, that means TWO things. First, I have to increase my heating thermostat which means I need TIPS to pay for the increased bill I will expect and second if you tip and continue the vest streak I'll be too warm so I'll have to run and get my mobile AC unit out of storage again because I was dumb enough to buy a $400k house without central air"
 
I agree and disagree. I like being offended by him ultimately. Its a twisted thing but while I do get mad its not because, necessarily, what he is doing but who he is doing it to. I am angry or more sad that its "okay" all around, I mean even Phil doesn't get my full venom because its not like he is to blame for others permitting his conduct right?
No offence, I don't understand what you're saying.
Bruh. 🤣 🤣 🤣

The only thing this faggot is burdened with is a persecution complex that's so comprehensive that when he's actually not just pretending to be terminally innocent, his delusion almost borders on schizophrenic.

You know better.
Phil is fully aware that he begs for a living and that he got lucky with his bankruptcy. There's the WWE Champions stuff too. He knows we're right. That's where the guilt and shame come from.
 
I will laugh heartily if he only ends up with $31 in tips.
Not if, but when. He might not end on such a low note today, but inevitably he will.
The streak will die and we'll laugh. Philup will be sad but try to save face (aka damage control), lash out on Twitter and some dark day, another streak will start and the cycle continues.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
 
Honestly I think it's good that he's doing the vest streak again. He gets to be a disgusting beggar beyond what we've ever seen again. Sure, he might get 27k again, but in his own words, "It's not about the money, hokay?" It's about the fact we get to laugh even more plus he has to wear the gunner glasses he hates on top of the (not)mandatory tips.
 
No offence, I don't understand what you're saying.
No worries, I prefer it that way. When I reply to just about anything it has no obvious relation to the topic for the most part and I dislike going into detail to explain myself and rarely if ever will.

My reply was in regards to your assumed anger at DSP for his actions to the point you yell at your monitor. That's pretty "different" to me honestly cause I don't really get angry at people I don't really know and while I may laugh or have commentary about redundant shit I have legit never screamed at an inanimate object with a persons visage in it over being angry at them over their behavior (and I don't own guns because I have anger problems, ya know?)

Even getting legit mad at DSP is rather pointless because its not really his fault either that his actions are okay to do on twitch, I mean why would anyone be mad at him and not twitch itself ? Yeah he is a scummy fuck and worthy of contempt for literally all his actions but like its okay according to twitch so why are you so mad at a singular person for taking advantage of what the platform permits them to do?

It's like getting mad at people for giving him money. We all waste money on shit we consider of value because it kills time and brings us enjoyment. A place presented itself for Phil to reap the rewards of that from others, there's no real difference there to me. It's a business model and its okay. Why would anyone get angry over something that is clearly dictated to be okay by the platform it presents itself upon?

There's no reason to be mad or even any form of angry at Phil for taking advantage. It is legitimately not his fault others enable him to do so with no repercussions.
 
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