DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Balr0g]

You know I wonder: he said himself that he had to pay more taxes due to more income (well duh). If his income increases in 2021 too wouldn't the IRS become more interested in him? I mean he got a bankruptcy in 2020 and now he makes more money then ever (well according to himself anyway). To me that would be a reason to audit him especially in this kind of season where most normal people make less money or have to rely on Pitybucks from the goverment. That is of course if he actually reports truthfully and well we all have our doubts about it right?

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Twitter is by far the most insidious when it comes to their adverts. I look up the origin of a DSP meme and the next day this is a promoted tweet.

Stuff like this happens all the time. I can't be the only one that notices this.

Never figured out the lore either.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Of course he restarted the vest streak, the pigroach is a predictable animal.

Can't wait for the constant 'hints hints' and him trying to manipulate people into donating by 'doubting' the vest streak will continue much longer.

I don't mind it, I enjoy laughing at the decrepit middle aged man in a special needs vest and gamer glasses. Make me laugh, paypigs.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Nacy vest cross over

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil bringing back the vest streak after four days of hardcore begging really underlines what a bottomless pit of money Phil is and OiC and the other whales should know by now that they could win the lottery, donate it to Phil and he'll still be asking for more the next day. Oh wait no, they want that coveted modship for uh..epic trolling plans I guess?

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[NaggotFigger]

Phil bringing back the vest streak after four days of hardcore begging really underlines what a bottomless pit of money Phil is and OiC and the other whales should know by now that they could win the lottery, donate it to Phil and he'll still be asking for more the next day. Oh wait no, they want that coveted modship for uh..epic trolling plans I guess?

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I guess so. any people that donated the money for Phil will actually not being aware that he'll just use the donated money that he e-begged for grinding, looting, paying on AAA or whatever games he played that has currencies that is purchased via any kind of credit card accounts. Even if anyone donated less or more, Phil will never stop his e-begging journey on Twitch and continuosly spending on the donated money he received from e-begging. For the lottery, I assume Phil will refuse give any rewards or the opposite.
Lol, can't wait for these people become fucking mods and see the results soon after.

 

[BT9494]

Any guesses on how long the new vest streak will last?

I can't see this one going more than 20, although it was smart of him to begin a new streak to coincide with the yearly tax begging.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

2:21:03 I believe this was fake and allowed him to hit the goal. Smirks, cracks knuckles, goat laughs, fidgets, and then leans over and gives illusion he's verifying. 2:21:36 Announces tip from "Shion" as "another $30 tip", despite no other $30 tips. This leads me to believe its OIC again, or it's made up. OIC types in chat "trolls just lost" as DSP was about to announce tip, giving the illusion it was him, but Polish Frog actually typed "trolls lost" before he did. OIC follows up with "fuck you trolls". Phil had been staring at screen and typing/clicking. Shion doesnt post in chat before, during, or after tip.

DSP looks sheepish and guilty, goes to get vest, and drops this quote as he's sitting back down.

"whats hilarious, you got idiots going crazy, ohh wheres the tips audit? I did, I actually audited those tips, I just did it while the game was playing! while the cutscene was going and everything, I was clicking around in uh, my paypal, and I verified they're real".

Re-thanks the first few tippers while looking at camera, has to stare at computer screen to remember big tipper names, and does not look at camera. 2:23:21 Gives very exaggerated hands in air motion, looks guilty/fake.

Edit: These tips all happened in less than 10 minutes.

Something weird definitely happened with the last tip. There was a poll running to see if the tips goal was going to be hit, and Anonymouse confirmed it like a minute or two before Phil even mentioned anything. People asked what was going on and Anonymouse said something but I don't quite remember, but he definitely knew something about the tips before anyone else did.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phillip really is a greedy fat pig isnt he? Annoyed Silver vest Phil is the best Phil for me though, all sullen and moody

Has he done the Valentine day flex where he forgot he was poor and mentioed the gifts he begged for his horse yet?

 

[Rumpelstiltzkinz]

Something weird definitely happened with the last tip. There was a poll running to see if the tips goal was going to be hit, and Anonymouse confirmed it like a minute or two before Phil even mentioned anything. People asked what was going on and Anonymouse said something but I don't quite remember, but he definitely knew something about the tips before anyone else did.

Anonyrat has his DMs open. He also likes to coordinate shit with mods on their tahxic discord.

OiC /HallelujahIReign made it clear that It was whispering Anony in order to better compose a letter requesting mod ship.

Snokarl_ 's chat log from yesterday can reflect when he directly asks OiC/HHR if he had asked for modship recently & the response was VERY interesting. Conversations ensue about OiC sticking it to the trolls again, getting out of his financial pinch, and resuming the support in strictly tips because he "hates how Twitch takes a cut" from Fyl.

So what i'm getting at, is that Anonyrat and Fagginz have a direct line of communication with this Dr.HugeTony and will have a general idea when he will save the Pig the game. Chat log from yesterday will also reflect that AnonyRata especifically typed "the closest person to get MAHD in here today is KingMichael4000, but just because HHR left for a bit..." ironic or not ... the machinations continue.

AnonySplinter loves to stir the gout sauce... and goes from full detractor to overly flamboyant Papaveracea on command .... he really should be careful in promoting OiC for modship because this is no Madara_Is_God or Kinggoken-tier level of retarded mod incoming. I can see a 'TheBottomLineIs/DaChancla" scenario where AnonyRat gets 'CaUgHt da FUCK OuT" because OnlyIcedPinga unearthed one of the many slights he's thrown 'ironically' to Philly Sway aka LilGout aka Baron Von Ban Krupt & he just won't take that shit no' mo *dog whimpers*

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Anonyrat has his DMs open. He also likes to coordinate shit with mods on their tahxic discord.

OiC /HallelujahIReign made it clear that It was whispering Anony in order to better compose a letter requesting mod ship.

Snokarl_ 's chat log from yesterday can reflect when he directly asks OiC/HHR if he had asked for modship recently & the response was VERY interesting. Conversations ensue about OiC sticking it to the trolls again, getting out of his financial pinch, and resuming the support in strictly tips because he "hates how Twitch takes a cut" from Fyl.

So what i'm getting at, is that Anonyrat and Fagginz have a direct line of communication with this Dr.HugeTony and will have a general idea when he will save the Pig the game. Chat log from yesterday will also reflect that AnonyRata especifically typed "the closest person to get MAHD in here today is KingMichael4000, but just because HHR left for a bit..." ironic or not ... the machinations continue.

Is there a bigger display of autism than constructing a web of conspiracy of the best way to give money to Phil? Or even paying a few grand to get some modship in a community of turbospergs? People have been sectioned for less.

 

[Comma]

You know what fuels OIC?

Us talking about him.

You know how to make him feel like the idiot he is?

Stop talking about him and let him blow through his entire bank account.

I am sure he is probably a frequenter here that gets his jollies from seeing some of you get pissed off when he makes money. I know some of you can't help it, but people like him are going to keep randomly popping up in DSP's chat. People like him have never received any attention or have any noteworthy qualities about them to at least have ONE friend. So you guys talking about him is probably the highlight of his life outside of inheriting a dead relatives money and is well worth the thousands of dollars of disability/trust fund money to keep it going in his mind.

Don't censor yourself because some autist might read your posts and dump their money into the black the hole that are DSP's finances in retaliation. People like OnlyIcedCoffee get more than enough satisfaction from "owning" DSP's chat alone, which for at least 90% consists of people who are just there to see him fail. OnlyIcedCoffee and other sad individuals financially supporting DSP are a major part of what DSP is as a lolcow nowadays, that's a simple fact. So going out of your way to not mention them and act like they don't exist is basically confirming they have direct control over you.

This thread is supposed to be used to inform, archive, discuss, point and laugh. By purposely ignoring certain facts that are happening around the lolcow, you're basically undermining the thread's purpose.

 

[Freshtodeath]

You know I wonder: he said himself that he had to pay more taxes due to more income (well duh). If his income increases in 2021 too wouldn't the IRS become more interested in him? I mean he got a bankruptcy in 2020 and now he makes more money then ever (well according to himself anyway). To me that would be a reason to audit him especially in this kind of season where most normal people make less money or have to rely on Pitybucks from the goverment. That is of course if he actually reports truthfully and well we all have our doubts about it right?

I think IRS is still kinda fucked with covid so they aren't being as strict right now. I just don't understand how he isn't setting aside the money for taxes. What is the percent for small business? even if its like 25 percent its not 100 percent like he says. YEA DOOD I MAKE 10K month aand business costs 10k. Yea ok dude you have no kids and no expenses besides food and bills. His tax guy must be so confused when he sees Phil's income and phil tells him he needs a payment plan or can't pay.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I hope we get more twitter ramblings from phil now that

Spoiler: politics autism

ya boy got that fat acquittal once again

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[DontEatSilicaGel]

I hope we get more twitter ramblings from phil now that

Spoiler: politics autism

ya boy got that fat acquittal once again

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[marlintan]

I think IRS is still kinda fucked with covid so they aren't being as strict right now. I just don't understand how he isn't setting aside the money for taxes. What is the percent for small business? even if its like 25 percent its not 100 percent like he says. YEA DOOD I MAKE 10K month aand business costs 10k. Yea ok dude you have no kids and no expenses besides food and bills. His tax guy must be so confused when he sees Phil's income and phil tells him he needs a payment plan or can't pay.

IRS is no more fucked than it has been for a decade-plus of understaffing... My tax return got accepted last week.

Tax rate	Taxable income bracket	Tax owed
10%	$0 to $14,200	10% of taxable income
12%	$14,201 to $54,200	$1,420 plus 12% of the amount over $14,200
22%	$54,201 to $86,350	$6,220 plus 22% of the amount over $54,200
24%	$86,351 to $164,900	$13,293 plus 24% of the amount over $86,350

His "business" is sole-proprietorship, or, pass-through income, so it is treated as his own personal tax brackets, my estimate has him owing ~$21k for this years taxes plus his 3 back tax plans... this is a long way of saying Paul has managed to get himself in a student loan saga while not actually getting an education worth a fuck, and he's just going to pay 0.5%-5% monthly interest on the amount on his back tax payment plans... in perpetuity from all observable behaviors.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Oh --ohgod. Well, I guess fuck what I was about to say, doesn't matter now, holy shit, I'm dying.

As always, I'm mobilefagging & fired up the new Snort B. video for bkgd noise, but forgot to do it thru my adblock app (bc holy shit you get one like every 3m on that channel now & I don't watch that one enough to remember this), AND HOLY SHIT I'M GLAD I FORGOT.

YouTube has finally perfected one of its algorithms. Pack it up, boys. They've nailed it. No more work to do here.

I hear some ad start, & a dude is talking about men who's nuts never dropped, Or they just don't have balls bc birth defect, or combat, or cancer, etc. Nutless males. Low testosterone. Struggles with masculinity. Something about balancing probiotics..

It was an ad shilling nuticles.

Nuticles.



I ran back over to my phone to screenshot this shit, & lo/behold.. the man on screen making the sales pitch...

...was a discount John Rambo.




.....

I could not make this shit up.

Happy VD Day, boys.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

"Set a beggar on horseback, and he'll ride to hell,"

Beggar on Horseback - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Mr. Brown]

I'm impressed honestly.

Fake a REEEEEEEEmergency, don't say what it is so it can't be debunked and then kickstart the totally organic and viewer created vest streak.

I thought he would just do something stupid like take his wife for a weekend away, sitting at home spending $350+ on a mobile game while faking poverty is exactly what a disgusting gambling addict would do.

Shout out to the donators for funding this entertainment.

Related, I just made my last mortgage payment on Friday.

That's fucking good, congrats

I am fascinated by where this money is going. I think his pissing it away on gacha but his also retarded enough to have the equivalent of the 400$ a month business internet line meant for serial connections over geographical distances in other bills.

$350 has gone to the game.

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Source:

https://twitter.com/TjGamebox/status/1360568253689569281

 

[Iron Hamster]

PAY HIM TO PUT ON THE CAT FUR INFESTED VESTS!
OWN DA TRAHLLZ! $$$$$

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Add 'sudden' to the list of words he doesn't the definition of.

I truly believe he made up some of those tips just to push "the streak" along. I cant even comprehend this.

The original 'streak' died so many time it was hilarious.