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Squats won't kill her, but lol fat and lazy.
Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper
- Thread starter Feline Darkmage
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- Oct 5, 2018
Oh ye gods. I don't know which will be worse ass that looks like a balloon about to pop or fucking up her teeth to go with her lips in making cosmic horror mouth. jfc that last picture with her crack eyes and pink sock mouth makes her look like an inbred Muppet.
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- Jul 31, 2020
Please please please please please
Come on Moo! You have the funding for some top level trolling. Use your simp money for good!
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- Sep 12, 2020
i posted a while ago wondering why she hadn't gotten any butt work done, finally got my answer. but, sis... you're afraid of getting an awkward full diaper booty? what about those duck lips? i don't think i'm alone here, but i've always associated lip injections with swollen butthole lips that have been obviously worked on. even if they're not outrageously huge like hers, the unnaturally smooth appearance and protruding cupid's bow is typically a dead giveaway.
on a human level, i don't feel all that great watching a young woman destroy her body in real time. but i'm here for the diaper booty chronicles. she's absolutely not just going to get enough work done so her butt is more proportionate to the rest of her giant body (hence mentioning how the injections make the butt look "photoshopped", which is clearly a healthy goal) -- she's definitely gonna go overboard and look ridiculous. the only thing going for her is since she's not skinny, she won't have that issue where women get inflated butts/padded hips, but still have smaller thighs so they look like ants.
i'm tickled by that final note of "working out/running and squats help too!" lol girl please. you got liposuction instead of losing weight, stop.
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Can you even do that? Everything I've ever read about liposuction (even from clinics who would obviously benefit from having more customers) says it's intended for "reshaping" the body, not weight loss. Supposedly the most they'll take out in one procedure is between 5-10 pounds and they only hit the high end of that range for severe cases.
I've even heard plastic surgeons straight up say "don't use lipo to lose weight, it doesn't work and isn't safe for that purpose."
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Well she did get liposuction in the past and her malformed body is evidence of that because the lazy bitch thinks that she's supposed to TRAMP it up on the treadmill instead of RAMP it up to get good results.
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You know what also makes the kardashian asses look like they are photoshopped?
Answer : photoshop, you idiot.
You think that someone who works in this industry would know how it works and the projection of lies about appearances.
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absolutely! (as in absolutely, you're correct-- no, you can't do that lol) i mentioned in a previous post that liposuction is ideally for, say, if you're already at a healthy weight but you have a stubborn pooch/love handles you want to target. but that doesn't stop people like momo from getting it to give the illusion that they're only fat "in the right places". you're definitely going to gain the weight back if you don't address your diet or exercise, and while it won't technically "undo" the liposuction, that fat still has to go somewhere (aka everywhere else basically).
you're supposed to, at least, maintain your weight loss after liposuction. gaining it back makes it pointless, essentially. you're still fat, but now your fat distribution is weird.
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Moo's being cockier than usual today. What's crawled up her cunt?
...never mind.
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I would say you are what you eat but we all know MoMo ain't oraled a dong in a hot minute.
NerdShamer
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- Aug 21, 2018
Might be a sign of her eating too many hot dogs.
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- Sep 12, 2020
ew.
maybe i shouldn't even ask, but what percentage of her simps do you think actually want to see her with a dick? like not even strapping down another chick, just rocking out with her girlcock out?
maybe i shouldn't even ask, but what percentage of her simps do you think actually want to see her with a dick? like not even strapping down another chick, just rocking out with her girlcock out?
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Ooft. Really trying to keep the bottom of the barrel fans now, aren’t we, Moo?
MookbongBae
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What amuses me most about these is her hiking up the straps of the harness like she does with her underwear/bikini bottoms in an attempt to make her legs look longer than they actually are. At least we know she'll never actually use that strap-on because of it, since that'd require her wearing the harness properly which would mean having it sit at a for her particularly unflattering angle. Besides, that'd require her finding anyone willing to get anywhere close to her, and even her fellow costhots aren't that desperate (I hope).
Been a while since this creature actually made me laugh, just the look of her blowup doll face paired with that strap-on was just too damn much.
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She looks like a retard that found the left over props when mommy was in movies she wasn't proud of being in.
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You wake up one morning, and on the edge of your bed you see this:
What do you do?
LoveYouLongTime
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Pray that it's sleep paralysis.
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That coochie looks like a post op neo vag.
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NerdShamer
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In all fairness, the Berserkers in 2 were supposed to women