Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[inquizadoor]

imagine thinking youre this important. she really had to take "dont pay me with exposure", something totally understandable, but say it in the most condescending way possible. shes not cApAbLe of it

and why is everything a "boundary" shes really overusing that buzzword.

 

[PurpleEater]

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imagine thinking youre this important. she really had to take "dont pay me with exposure", something totally understandable, but say it in the most condescending way possible. shes not cApAbLe of it

and why is everything a "boundary" shes really overusing that buzzword.

I thought she was a Badass Business Queen or whatever who was ready to take her career to the next level. Really, Judy? You can't even answer emails? You can do that on the toilet.

lol Full-Time job, as if she's streaming eight+ hours a day, Monday through Friday. More like full-time grifter.

It continues to astonish me that this ungrateful bitch is given everything for free and she still has the gall to complain about the WAY people offer her things and how often they want to talk to her.

Also Jude, just IGNORE the emails if you don't want to reply to them like every other non-retarded adult does.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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imagine thinking youre this important. she really had to take "dont pay me with exposure", something totally understandable, but say it in the most condescending way possible. shes not cApAbLe of it

and why is everything a "boundary" shes really overusing that buzzword.

Here's how a pro replies to those kinds of emails:

Move them all into your email folder labeled something like, "Free Work Requests." At a later time, you may want to recall who this person/company was, and that they are cheap motherfuckers.

Then, go through and reply to each one with a boilerplate copypasta that says something like:

"Thank you for considering me for your project.

"I provide quality work, and expect to be fairly compensated for it. Attached is a link to my rate card, to give you an idea of how much you can expect to pay for the job described, as well as my terms for payment.

"If you are currently unable to offer paid work, I wish you luck with your project, and invite you to contact me again in the future, when paying for professional services is in your budget.

"Regards,
Angry New Ager"

It takes just a few seconds per email, and then you can give all of your attention to paying clients.

If you're in a creative field, it's a small world, your reputation is important, and you never know who is going to turn up again at the head of a juicy project. So there is absolutely nothing to be gained in being rude; simply state your case politely, firmly, and without apology.

Then, if they come back with a nasty reply, you can move them straight to your "Assholes" folder and be done with them.

And sometimes, calmly insisting upon payment will actually get you paid. The money was there, but whoever is running the project thought they'd see if they could get work done for free. It's shitty and annoying, but it happens. And it's not personal, so getting all tied up in rageknots and feeling insulted only hurts you.

Taking to Twitter and publicly complaining about the insult of being asked to work for free is childish and unprofessional, and just makes you look like a petulant brat, Judy.

 

[TurdFondler]

For someone of Jude's calibre it wouldn't hurt to just do some collabs or "work" for free (especially if she cherry picked only fun stuff) just to build her network. The fuck else does she have to do all day anyway?

 

[Easy Peasy]

Girl... sorry.. them... streamed with Julien Solomita and Chris Melberger once and thinks she can command top dollar collabs.

Girl... I mean..them please

 

[inquizadoor]

i bet theyre getting real tired of her tagging them and bitching all the damn time

"am i really gonna waste my money cluttering up my space more than it already is? yes. yes i am"

right bc jude knows a lot about this what with her vast experience working a regular job or just....leaving the house in general

 

[Vulva Gape]

Any creative that bases their income off of their career should absolutely be equipped to deal with what happens if something goes wrong, like the internet being out. It's up to JUDE to deliver to her clients, who are paying what, like $5 a month to be subscribed to her? There's no excuse. She should be streaming in a coffeeshop, or making some sort of content for them, or else she should absolutely give them refunds.

 

[PurpleEater]

Wait....this bitch is harping at people to "stay home" in the "panorama" AND with icy bridges from on-going winter storms but she...also expects her internet to run perfectly and be fixed at the snap of her fingers....?

Does she think service workers teleport?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Wait....this bitch is harping at people to "stay home" in the "panorama" AND with icy bridges from on-going winter storms but she...also expects her internet to run perfectly and be fixed at the snap of her fingers....?

Does she think service workers teleport?

Not only that, I'm sure she expects Uber Eats to get her dinner to her as quickly as possible, and will screech like a banshee if it's even the slightest bit delayed.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Wait....this bitch is harping at people to "stay home" in the "panorama" AND with icy bridges from on-going winter storms but she...also expects her internet to run perfectly and be fixed at the snap of her fingers....?

Does she think service workers teleport?

I don't think you understand what an important member of society Jude is and how much she contributes with her safe space.

 

[inquizadoor]

half the people on my twitter feed have no electricity or heat but GOD FORBID this bitch not be able to play a game she SUCKS at

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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That's a woman???

She looks like a fatter Rerun from What's Happening.

 

[Old McDonald's Body Farm]

To be fair New York is fine weather wise right now. Hell, it was practically balmy today. The southern US may be totally impassable and frozen right now but most of the northeast is par for the course for this time of year.
A little bit of sympathy for her followers who may be experiencing power outages, adverse road conditions, lack of heating infrastructure and weather they're not prepared for wouldn't go amiss though eh Judith? People are dying...

 

[Mr. Bubba]

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That's a woman???

No, that's Bizarre from D12.

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude's busy schedule:

Jude brags about things most adults do:

Ironically:

 

[JambledUpWords]

Radical kindness


Since when is Jude ever fearful of taking a week off? If she could, she’d probably just want to get paid just for being alive. Twitch is the closest thing to that I guess.


Stop paying attention to cishet white men


Ew. Cishet white men are gross


More munchie behavior


Yes, a morbidly obese slug needs rest


Baby chunks


Hitting on people for V-Day

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

So, now she's playing munchie pokemon -- gotta catch 'em all: fibro, EDNOS, ADHD, C-PTSD. What's next, do you think? MS or maybe ME/CFS would be my guess. I'm really hoping for DID, though. Watching Jude try to keep track of fake alters would be hysterical.

 

[Beluga]

So, now she's playing munchie pokemon -- gotta catch 'em all: fibro, EDNOS, ADHD, C-PTSD. What's next, do you think? MS or maybe ME/CFS would be my guess. I'm really hoping for DID, though. Watching Jude try to keep track of fake alters would be hysterical.

It'd also be the first time she's put her acting degree to use

 

[Angry New Ager]

More munchie behavior
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ADHDfag, here to PL.

No, caffeinated coffee does not make people with ADHD tired after drinking it. Being a mild stimulant, it can help improve mental focus slightly, for a short time. So it's not uncommon for undiagnosed or unmedicated ADHDers to consume huge amounts of caffeine throughout the day, be it in coffee or energy drinks, as a marginally effective form of self-medicating. But no, it does not make you tired.

You know what does make you tired? Sugar--which Judy consumes a lot of, and I am sure accompanied that coffee in some form, either in the drink itself, or in the form of banana bread (or whatever other empty refined carbs she no doubt ate), or both.

Sugar lowers the levels of orexin, a chemical in the brain that keeps you feeling awake (protein raises orexin levels). So if you're feeling tired all the time--as Judy does--cut the sugar and eat some decent quality protein.

ETA: Judy doesn't have ADHD; she's just a malingering brat, looking for new excuses for her shitty attitude and behavior. But you knew that.

 

[inquizadoor]

okay one, this is cringy as fuck lmao. this is like exactly the thing you tell people not to do in your chats judy.

and two, i glanced at the talent list for this agency(?) and its all skinny, reasonably attractive women so....good luck.

AND THIRD, this is a talent agency for WOMEN which you keep saying you arent so....weird how you can conveniently forget that