Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[BoobWhiskers]

Laughing my ass off that Lou has managed to fuck up files that badly when, based on the thumbnail, it's literally just Gneech's shit lines on a blank background at a size that's monstrously excessive for anything that's going on there. I'm pretty sure that I know what's wrong (I don't work with either of those programs but I have a couple tried-and-true guesses), but like hell am I troubleshooting for him.
He'll just have to go to the painstaking trouble of redoing his clumsy paintbucket for the third time.

 

[Sintharia]

Laughing my ass off that Lou has managed to fuck up files that badly when, based on the thumbnail, it's literally just Gneech's shit lines on a blank background at a size that's monstrously excessive for anything that's going on there. I'm pretty sure that I know what's wrong (I don't work with either of those programs but I have a couple tried-and-true guesses), but like hell am I troubleshooting for him.
He'll just have to go to the painstaking trouble of redoing his clumsy paintbucket for the third time.

Procreate does have some weirdness with dense files on the Mini, but it’s related to device memory. With his files being so large, I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re chewing up a lot of memory for no reason. Lou doesn’t take care of his devices in the first place, and he doesn’t pay attention to crucial things like that.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Remember everyone: people in poverty not only are allowed to beg for their necessities such as rent, bills and grocerie-- oh wait scratch that let me start over.

People in (Lou) poverty can beg for necessities such as.. groceries that must add to the food that is already bought for the house as his mother has been documented making food for him even recently. But on top of that they can also ask for $50 for "luxury items" because poor people are allowed nice things and that means everyone else has to fund those nice things.

People in true poverty don't get luxury items out of their money. They can't afford it. They may save small amounts each paycheck to have enough for a luxury item every now and again, but that's the point- it's saved from a paycheck or welfare benefits, not money grifted from overs in a repetitive way that resembles some kind of monthly income.

And also, how the fuck are you spending $250 sometimes twice a month on groceries alone??? How can anyone still be falling for this bullshit when you're poor, you make money stretch. I remember in my student days where I would sometimes have £10 a week for food. I literally lived on pasta I could buy for less than £1 per 500g pack and made sauce from a mix of tomato puree from a tube, a tiny bit of olive oil, some herb mix and sometimes a tiny bit of sugar or sweetener if I could afford it. I would sometimes manage to get instant noodles on multi-buy deals from the £1 shop too, but pasta made more meals per purchase so it was more value for money.

Literally fuck you Lou, in the middle of a global pandemic that is costing so many people their jobs, you continue to act like an absolute stain on society

 

[Blue Turtle]

I bet Lou is the kind of person to order Grubhub in the middle of a blizzard and get mad that it's taking longer to show up. His "grocery" money grift this time is to compensate for the fact that the price of delivery goes up when nobody wants to go out and drive in the sleet.

 

[Iron Hamster]

People in (Lou) poverty

So..........Louverty?

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

I bet Lou is the kind of person to order Grubhub in the middle of a blizzard and get mad that it's taking longer to show up. His "grocery" money grift this time is to compensate for the fact that the price of delivery goes up when nobody wants to go out and drive in the sleet.

I can foresee Lou posting multiple bitchy messages to #grubhub on twitter over the next few days about how his order is being unacceptably delayed and he’s a poor disabled transwoman starving.

Edit- tard typo

 

[Ol' Slag]

I can foresee Lou posting multiple bitchy messages to #grubhub on twitter over the next few days about how he’s order is being unacceptably delayed and he’s a poor disabled transwoman starving.

I could see Lou doing that. Never mind the risk to lives and people of course, as long as Lou gets his piping hot tendies warm and on time.

 

[Immortal Technique]

6 to 9 inches of snow worries Louie? Why is Lou pretending to be something other than an attic goblin? Weep for the GrubHub driver that will get a negative review because this beetus piece of lard got his McDonalds fries 5 minutes late from their peak hotness.

 

[Doggo]

Here's some laptop sperging.

I'm in the market for a laptop, new, used, whatever, don't care, doesn't need to be fancy, just has to run Windows.

Just for shits and giggles, I looked at Chromebooks, which are wholly unsuitable for me, but I wanted to see how much they were worth. Wanted to get an idea on how much Lou's wasted on these things.

I about nearly shat a brick. I thought the idea was that theyd be cheaper! For the price some of them were, you could get a *nice* x86-64 laptop with all the trimmings, you'd be well into what an ARM Macbook costs, and for not a lot more budget, you could just scrape into an x86-64 MacBook, albeit a rather modest one.

With our piss-poor currency, some of these things are well over a grand $USD.

Absolute fucking madness. I'd love to know what the advantage is to a laptop that's more limited than another laptop you could get for the same sort of money.

The fact that Lou has managed to brick one of their chromebooks and just says "eh ill buy another one" really says it all. Bricking shit is pretty impossible to do nowadays without being able to recover it somehow. But this is lou, so...

 

[Itspinklava]

Happy Valentine’s Day

 

[Spoonomancer]

Happy Valentine’s Day
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I wonder why Louis "Kara / Ace / Diana / Dia / Powergirl Simp" Gagliardi III feels alone

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wonder why Louis "Kara / Ace / Diana / Dia / Powergirl Simp" Gagliardi III feels alone

His dead mother went on a date behind his back.

 

[Turael]

Well, Lou. You're at the age where people who are single and available are looking for someone to spend the rest of their life with. You are not 'spend the rest of my life with' material. Look at how, at the age of almost forty, you are still firmly latched onto your dead mother's teat. Anyone be it male or female who involves themselves with you know that you will basically be their responsibility and become replacement mom to you. You will do nothing more than cook spaghetti and probably leave a shit ton of dirty dishes in the sink for the trouble, bitch about every time they tell you no, and contribute nothing at all to the household. I mean, at least a puppy provides companionship and entertainment value. Anyone with half a brain knows that hooking up with you means you're going to expect them to wait on you hand and foot like a slave and demand things while refusing to pull your half. And if they tell you no or have an off day where they might need actual support from you, you're going to scream abuse on the internet because it might get you a few extra pitybux.

I am happily partnered and had a lovely Valentines. There are a dozen roses on the shelf one of us purchased, and the other made delicious ribeyes that they purchased. Each of us spent our own money on these halves of the day and we helped one another with dishes and sides and other things. Lou'd have probably begged for money for a valentines gift for his supposed partner, spent the money on himself, and then expected his partner to shower him with presents because he 'tried' or some rot like that.

 

[Miss Misery]

Even those of us who had a shitty Valentine's Day (three fucking cancelled flights, with a fourth rescheduled for tomorrow night) still feel loved and happy because while we may be alone at the moment, we're not lonely.

Lou (the writer) does not simply feel alone, he's lonely. Alone means you're by yourself, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Lonely means you're sad because you have no company or loved ones. And not just on Valentine's Day, but every day of the year.

Mazel!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Remember everyone: people in poverty not only are allowed to beg for their necessities such as rent, bills and grocerie-- oh wait scratch that let me start over.

People in (Lou) poverty can beg for necessities such as.. groceries that must add to the food that is already bought for the house as his mother has been documented making food for him even recently. But on top of that they can also ask for $50 for "luxury items" because poor people are allowed nice things and that means everyone else has to fund those nice things.

People in true poverty don't get luxury items out of their money. They can't afford it. They may save small amounts each paycheck to have enough for a luxury item every now and again, but that's the point- it's saved from a paycheck or welfare benefits, not money grifted from overs in a repetitive way that resembles some kind of monthly income.

And also, how the fuck are you spending $250 sometimes twice a month on groceries alone??? How can anyone still be falling for this bullshit when you're poor, you make money stretch. I remember in my student days where I would sometimes have £10 a week for food. I literally lived on pasta I could buy for less than £1 per 500g pack and made sauce from a mix of tomato puree from a tube, a tiny bit of olive oil, some herb mix and sometimes a tiny bit of sugar or sweetener if I could afford it. I would sometimes manage to get instant noodles on multi-buy deals from the £1 shop too, but pasta made more meals per purchase so it was more value for money.

Literally fuck you Lou, in the middle of a global pandemic that is costing so many people their jobs, you continue to act like an absolute stain on society

I've known people that were so poor that they hadn't bought underwear in years (yes, plural), or literally cried when someone offered to buy spices for them so that their food had the slightest bit of variety to it. They just didn't have it in the budget.

It always amazes me just how little Lou values money. Literal children learn the value of money if they're given an allowance or have to save up for a toy they want. Scratch that, they don't even need that. Most children learn from a young age that money doesn't grow on trees and that you have to earn it. Him going "oh by the way I want $50 for 'luxuries'" just because he wants it is both amusing and frustrating. Amusing, because lolcow. Frustrating, because see previous paragraph.

I can foresee Lou posting multiple bitchy messages to #grubhub on twitter over the next few days about how his order is being unacceptably delayed and he’s a poor disabled transwoman starving.

Edit- tard typo

It's a shame that Marissa "Rabbie" Davis and him broke ties, because they're really two birds of a feather. Her schtick for the longest time was ebegging for food because she was "starving" while she was nearing/at/over 300 pounds.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

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Lou'd have probably begged for money for a valentines gift for his supposed partner, spent the money on himself, and then expected his partner to shower him with presents because he 'tried' or some rot like that.

YINZ GAIZ NEEDS BEFORE WANTS AND I NEED $250 FOR A PROSTITUTE, PLEASE? OH PLEASE?

Who am I kidding, Lou's fat and not even a prostitute would have sex with him, even at triple their normal rate and a paper bag to put over the first 2 chinrolls.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AceofDaJungle/status/1361190241533575169

https://archive.md/E8uCe

Oh. I see it was awfully bold of me to assume Lou could be bothered to lift his neck let alone, sit upright. So I’ve drawn a more accurate representation. Hope you like it Lou

 

[Gentleburd]

Isn’t three to six inches of snow typical winter weather for Pennsylvania?
I could understand his concern about the weather if he lived in the South like I do, because literally everything here has shut down because of the cold and snow. But he should be used to a few inches of snow where he lives.

 

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https://mobile.twitter.com/AceofDaJungle/status/1361190241533575169

https://archive.md/E8uCe

Oh. I see it was awfully bold of me to assume Lou could be bothered to lift his neck let alone, sit upright. So I’ve drawn a more accurate representation. Hope you like it Lou
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Looking at this picture, it struck me just how much our True and Honest trans gorl is similar to the Toy Story 2 villain, Al, both in looks and personality. Al actually had a job and his own living space though

 

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https://mobile.twitter.com/AceofDaJungle/status/1361190241533575169

https://archive.md/E8uCe

Oh. I see it was awfully bold of me to assume Lou could be bothered to lift his neck let alone, sit upright. So I’ve drawn a more accurate representation. Hope you like it Lou
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How you should view a laptop on your lap is also how you should view Louis: