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Anyone else think Louie looks like morbidly obese Stephen King? Or is it just me?
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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Why yes, it is. Not only that but this is after a couple rounds of snow, so it's a bit less of a crisis because we've gotten used to dealing with it. There's always a bit of panic around the first snow of winter, but after dealing with it for awhile you kind of settle into winter mode and freak out less. Gotta wonder when Lou last picked up a shovel though, or does his disabled brother's father do that too.
That's another thing that strikes me about Lou. More than once he has complained about his stepfather... Doing necessary work around the house. And swearing, I guess. Like, what? We're supposed to feel sorry for you because somebody else is having a hard time doing work that you should be volunteering to do in the first place? Actually, isn't his whole claim to staying home that he takes care of them lol. I think one of those tasks was installing a toilet, and he let his disabled stepfather do that alone.
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Imagine commissioning profile pictures just to use them for a few days then never again. archive
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Winter snow is not uncommon in SWPA, and Greensburg often sees more of it than Pittsburgh due to the mountains. Regardless of snowfall amounts, people have a tendency to overreact to things like Winter Storm Warnings in the area. Panic buying generally starts at a weather advisory, but it also keeps the folks who can’t drive in the snow off the roads when the snow arrives.
What I noticed, though, is that Lou has completely ignored the freezing rain part of that warning. The area is getting up to 0.2” of ice. Snow is normal. Snow can be dealt with. Ice is bullshit for the southern states to manage, and the area is not equipped to properly treat the roads in the face of freezing rain.
Lou is fully focused on HIM in the first place — what’s HE going to do with all of that snow? How will HE get food? And in doing so, he’s willing to put the lives of these delivery drivers at risk for weather that “worries him”. He doesn’t even drive, so I doubt he’s ever felt a car lose traction on ice. And the idea of “If you wouldn’t go out in this weather, don’t make a delivery driver” is lost on him.
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Oh gosh Lou, I sure hope the weather clears up enough that some poor underpaid bastard can bring hot food to your door. Better not add a tip--you only have $87 to spend, and that's money that could go to your 300th head shot instead.
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You're absolutely right. Bit of a PL, but I've been single for several years and I've reached the point in my life where "if it happens, it happens, but I'm not going to force it or settle." I don't mind being alone, in fact, I need it at times. But I'm not lonely because I have family, friends and even co-workers who I interact with on a daily basis. And while I wouldn't call us 'friends', my fellow Kiwis and I engage in conversation about topics we find fascinating/bizarre/abhorrent, etc. I don't rely on KF as my sole source of interaction with other humans, which is what Lou does with Twitter. But we actually interact with each other, unlike the majority of Lou's followers or who he follows. None of us are screaming "NOTICE ME, SEMPAI!" like Lou does for Boozy and if anyone did, I'm sure they'd be put in their place quickly.Even those of us who had a shitty Valentine's Day (three fucking cancelled flights, with a fourth rescheduled for tomorrow night) still feel loved and happy because while we may be alone at the moment, we're not lonely.
Lou (the writer) does not simply feel alone, he's lonely. Alone means you're by yourself, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Lonely means you're sad because you have no company or loved ones. And not just on Valentine's Day, but every day of the year.
Mazel!
So, happy (belated) Valentine's, fellow Kiwis. May we all take comfort in the fact that, no matter what troubles life brings us, we aren't as pathetic as Lou.
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Oh no I didnt want to be right about him KEEPING the bubblegum colors. Granted he isnt now but I really don't wanna see an eye bleeding colored tiger. Pls Lou you don't need to commission another headshot
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Waiting for Lou to schedule his delivery around the worst point in the storm, then complain when it's late and covered in snow.
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LOL mein Gott, at least I even give my delivery person extra tip money (and I tip generously on my CC when I order) when it's shitty out. I ordered up on UberEats when it was 9 degrees out over the weekend, and the woman BICYCLED to my location with a stop on the way! That's a work ethic I rarely see and I'll be damned if I don't give more to the people making my life easier in those conditions. That's no brag, that's just what normal people DO.
Daring to complain in those conditions is what makes Lou so unique: he is utterly incomparable in his shittiness.
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Yes. And even if there's more of it, everyone has a redneck in the neighborhood with his own snow plow, or kids roaming around looking for extra cash via snow shoveling.
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Maybe spiritually speaking fatty is really a woman or more specifically a Karen in spirit
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Kara, Karen... they're basically the same name, right? It explains so much.
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It's being used as a slur term that identifies women without explicitly naming women as a group-. It's a way to skirt censorship or accusations of misogyny, and it's often used in terms/phrases that were historically used to "put women in their places", to threaten women with violence, etc.. It's interchangeable with the term "bitch" which is a derogatory euphemism for "woman". It's used exactly the same way one would use the word "bitch" to attack a woman, at least online and in TRA political activism.
The TRAs who pile-on women on social media will use the term TERF for any woman who dares question them. Women who aren't self described feminists, yet who dare to question the whole gender ideology thing are called "Terfs". Women who aren't militant TERFS, and women who don't even know what "TERF" means are accused of being TERFS. Every woman ranging from octogenarian nuns to elementary school girls can be "nasty TERFS" according to the gender brigade if they don't agree with all TRA talking points.
"Shut your mouth, TERF!" is expressed instead of "Shut your mouth, BITCH!"
"I'll give you whats coming to you, TERF!" instead of "I'll give what's coming to you, BITCH!".
"Suck my ladydick, TERF!" instead of "Suck my dick, BITCH!"
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Okay, so I will lead off here with saying that there's nothing wrong with being single on Valentine's Day. Your average person can have a million and one reasons for being single; a demanding job that leaves little time for a relationship, priorities like kids that need to come first, their own high standards for what they want in a partner, a genuine contentment in just being single and doing their own thing, etc etc.
HOWEVER.
When you're a basement-dwelling no-life like Lou and your entire existence is sitting on twitter, grifting and making awkwardly sexual comments at other socially retarded dudes larping as big tiddy animals, there's not a whole lot of excuse.
So on this day-after-Valentine's, let's examine a selection of other prize specimens from some of my other favorite cows' threads. All of these stunning individuals either are or have achieved relationship status, even if only the 'we sit in twitter and gjdvdhsghsjhebdh
at each other' kind.
Kevin Gibes, the Am Hole of legend.
One of Kevin's several 'girlfriends'. That's right, ladies, Kev Kev is e-dating five people. Five times the fake pussy.
Marissa Davis, who sends nudes to teenagers and has PTSD because someone used her dildo once I think.
Kayla Marie Waller, who has never cleaned her room, is bad at writing, and identifies as a 'gender-nonconforming trans boy' with an affinity for cheap lolita dresses and clown hairdye.
Clawshrimpy, the proto-Lou blobfish.
I don't even know what this one is but he's dating Mode_View.
And who could forget the Womb Wizard, ghostfucker extraordinaire, without who we never would have known that Richard Ramirez's ghost has a fart fetish.
Know that I didn't go into the tranny shideshow thread because that would be cheating, you're welcome.
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Don't worry fatty. There won't be that much to shovel. I mean, you're not going to make your immunocompromised, disabled, dead mother parents shovel are you? Of course you are.View attachment 1921700
Oh. I see it was awfully bold of me to assume Lou could be bothered to lift his neck let alone, sit upright. So I’ve drawn a more accurate representation. Hope you like it Lou
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Why can't I post pics anymore?
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A bit of a friendly reminder - Lou's the spectacle here, and it would be a real feat to somehow be any worse at the whole 'living' thing than he is. Which is why it sometimes gets a little a-loggy when we're in nadirs of content like now, and generally it'd be a good call to avoid that. Certainly I'm guilty of it myself, and Lou's personality definitely makes it easy to lose your composure and alog the guy -- but it just ain't good vibrations. That's mostly towards oversharing and getting genuinely mad at him - he ain't worth it, folks, and it doesn't make him squirt any more of that delicious tard cum.
To that end, I think the reason he wanted to 'borrow money' and 'pay it back' was that he had sold a device for cash, and literally could not wait to deposit the cash before buying whatever fucking electronic item he wants this time.
He feels alone every single day, so I don't know how Valentine's is different. I'm surprised no-one made that zinger yet.
Depends on where you are, but yeah, you can usually expect something in that amount. On the upper end of six inches, Pittsburgh proper sometimes has some real difficulty dealing with that in a timely manner, but not o the degree that other cities might. The ice is especially pretty nasty.
It can still sometimes take a while, especially given how hilly the areas around there can get. This is still probably a fairly significant snowfall for them, just not something they're completely ill-equipped to deal with. Which, yeah, shouldn't affect Lou at all... unless he still needs to walk (really, get driven given his foot) up to the bank to deposit the cash he got for whatever he sold.
To that end, I think the reason he wanted to 'borrow money' and 'pay it back' was that he had sold a device for cash, and literally could not wait to deposit the cash before buying whatever fucking electronic item he wants this time.
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Considering that Lou lives over the Appalachian Mountains, three to six inches of snow is nothing. My grandfather got fourteen inches of snow and he lives just north of Pittsburgh.
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That's around the snow belt area, depending on how far north. Western PA is really odd - areas along Erie get lake effect snow, a bit south of that and you've run into the snow belt, which gets even more than the lake areas. Edinboro, Meadville, Grove City and so-on all get significantly more snow than does Pittsburgh proper. Greensburg's out a ways to the south-east, but I'm not familiar with its snowfall relative to the city. I would guess that it's a bit more, given it's not smack-dab in a river valley.
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