Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

God I wish he'd make a run at big boy politics again. It'd be fucking hilarious.

It would never happen but I'd want him to succeed. Only because it could be a bigger clownshow than his failure. Imagine a retarded timeline where Sargon was PM, but still sperging about Anita Sarkeesian and Jim.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

I don't want Sargon or any of these people to get their shit together. That's boring. I want Sargon to sperg out again on a level to top his running for office and getting in the news as "the rape guy". What a spectacular dumpster fire. He destroyed a political party.

I think he reached his apex a while back and short of going full shadilay strangler on his wifes son he won't ever regain his prior level of notoriety.

 

[Berrakh]

What he did was the equivalent of slapping clown makeup on a cancer patient, attaching strings to their arms and puppeteering them through the ward Weekend at Bernie's-style.

The way he tried to spin the resulting disaster as an intentional 4D chess manoeuvre to take the heat off the Brexit Party was pathetic. Even if that was his plan all along (lol, yeah right), he's still a cunt for delivering the killing blow to a political party that took over 20 years to build up, causing Gerard Batten to leave the party in disgrace (yeah, he was a fool for letting Sargon use UKIP as his personal clown car in the first place, but still), and pissing in the face of traditional voters by refusing to propose any policies and instead asking them to fight for his right to be celebrated for making terrible rape jokes.

God I wish he'd make a run at big boy politics again. It'd be fucking hilarious.

Damn when you put it in context like that it's just a narcissistic disaster fueled by an inability to admit fault to an internet he knew was watching. Which is probably the single most defining feature that makes a lolcow.

 

[WonderWino]

Well now look at this. Looks like sargon roped shadiversity into his idiot sphere to 'discuss masculinity'

That fucking thumbnail though

 

[Berrakh]

Online Masculinity talk is about as bad as Mommy blogs or pop feminism (or academic feminism) because it lies about what men are like the same way the latter lie about what women are like.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Well now look at this. Looks like sargon roped shadiversity into his idiot sphere to 'discuss masculinity'

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That fucking thumbnail though

Fuck. Shads autistic as hell, but he's niche autism. I like Shads niche of autism; and I really hope Sarg'n doesn't infest Shad. Just talk about swords and shit bro.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Fucking Based.

Well now look at this. Looks like sargon roped shadiversity into his idiot sphere to 'discuss masculinity'

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That fucking thumbnail though

Online Masculinity talk is about as bad as Mommy blogs or pop feminism (or academic feminism) because it lies about what men are like the same way the latter lie about what women are like.

Fuck. Shads autistic as hell, but he's niche autism. I like Shads niche of autism; and I really hope Sarg'n doesn't infest Shad. Just talk about swords and shit bro.

Video for posterity:

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Sargon's black grandfather is smiling at him, imperials. Can you say the same?

 

[that_monika]

Well now look at this. Looks like sargon roped shadiversity into his idiot sphere to 'discuss masculinity'

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That fucking thumbnail though

If that isn't the blind leading the blind I don't know what is. I like Shad quite a bit, but he's not exactly an alpha male dripping with masculinity. And then there's Carl who's a total joke of a person in general, and although I can think of less masculine people, he's pretty far from a real man. Them coming together for a stream could've been worth watching if they were talking about fantasy medieval stuff, or about actual medieval history like Shad did in his video on the black plague, but about masculinity? Hard pass. It'd be like watching a pair of 13 year old CoD dorks talking about shit like combat, deadly-force self defense, and room clearing.

 

[MediocreMilt]

And then there's Carl who's a total joke of a person in general, and although I can think of less masculine people, he's pretty far from a real man.

Carl is the sort of schlub that had a "Dad bod" in his early twenties.

 

[cecograph]

If that isn't the blind leading the blind I don't know what is. I like Shad quite a bit, but he's not exactly an alpha male dripping with masculinity. And then there's Carl who's a total joke of a person in general, and although I can think of less masculine people, he's pretty far from a real man. Them coming together for a stream could've been worth watching if they were talking about fantasy medieval stuff, or about actual medieval history like Shad did in his video on the black plague, but about masculinity? Hard pass. It'd be like watching a pair of 13 year old CoD dorks talking about shit like combat, deadly-force self defense, and room clearing.

I'd genuinely enjoy listening to them geek about tabletop RPGs.

I haven't watched all of it, but he did a video with Lindybeige some years ago, and I think it was mostly about a comic book that Lindy was coauthoring.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Fuck. Shads autistic as hell, but he's niche autism. I like Shads niche of autism; and I really hope Sarg'n doesn't infest Shad. Just talk about swords and shit bro.

Sorry matey, that ship probably sailed when Shad started hanging out with Mauler and Rags on a regular basis.

 

[weaver24]

Sargon's black grandfather is smiling at him, imperials. Can you say the same?

I wonder what his grandfather looked like

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Sa

Sorry matey, that ship probably sailed when Shad started hanging out with Mauler and Rags on a regular basis.

Sad times. Sad times.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

If that isn't the blind leading the blind I don't know what is. I like Shad quite a bit, but he's not exactly an alpha male dripping with masculinity. And then there's Carl who's a total joke of a person in general, and although I can think of less masculine people, he's pretty far from a real man. Them coming together for a stream could've been worth watching if they were talking about fantasy medieval stuff, or about actual medieval history like Shad did in his video on the black plague, but about masculinity? Hard pass. It'd be like watching a pair of 13 year old CoD dorks talking about shit like combat, deadly-force self defense, and room clearing.

Scholagladiatoria is much better and he wouldn't waste his time with washed up losers like Carl Benjamin.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

If that isn't the blind leading the blind I don't know what is. I like Shad quite a bit, but he's not exactly an alpha male dripping with masculinity. And then there's Carl who's a total joke of a person in general, and although I can think of less masculine people, he's pretty far from a real man. Them coming together for a stream could've been worth watching if they were talking about fantasy medieval stuff, or about actual medieval history like Shad did in his video on the black plague, but about masculinity? Hard pass. It'd be like watching a pair of 13 year old CoD dorks talking about shit like combat, deadly-force self defense, and room clearing.

If I had to rate shad and Sargon on the 'manliness' scale, then Shad by being a passionate, principled, religiously devout father of five with his college sweetheart wins hands fucking down.

I really hope he doesn't do political shit, I'm a politsperg myself; but good god, not everything has to be about politics and crap like that. Sometimes I just wanna look at castles and swords and sperg about D&D.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I really hope he doesn't do political shit, I'm a politsperg myself; but good god, not everything has to be about politics and crap like that. Sometimes I just wanna look at castles and swords and sperg about D&D.

Its nice to have SOME stuff that's escapism from the the politisperging everywhere in everything. Even if its politisperging I agree with, I hate how almost nothing anymore is a break from it all.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Has anyone noticed Sargon's WarPlanPurple Twitter account is still up?:



Not sure why he's so up in arms about those messages on the children's t-shirts. After all, it depends on the child doesn't it Carl?

I've checked and it's definitely the same account:



He's not even bothering to hide the fact it's him. How the fuck has he not been banned yet?:

 

[66andtwothirds]

that Sargon and tim pool are the two most popular right wing commentators on youtube is horrifying. they are both so consistently wrong about almost every topic. it's amazing.

 

[Kokton]

that Sargon and tim pool are the two most popular right wing commentators on youtube is horrifying. they are both so consistently wrong about almost every topic. it's amazing.

Is Sargon that big after blowing up his own channels and creating that website of his?

The videos on his new channels only get like 30k views. That jew Rekieta gets better numbers.