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Trannies are pathological liars, so I honestly wouldn't be that surprised if the tranch was actually turning a profit and they were just lying about the "save us pwoor starving trans folx!" shit to squeeze out any extra gibs they can get their man hands on. Unlikely, but like I said, they always lie.

The tranch is covered in snow.
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But don't worry, they were prepared.
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Brace for Category 3 chaser.
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While Penny's busy chopping firewood and shoveling frozen alpacas from under 2 ft of snow, Kevin knows he's earned a break.
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Look at those big gay gorl hands hnghnghsdfhg >///<
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Later on, Kevie and Bonnie bond like true and honest teenage girls: farting and burping with a couple of beers over a game of Magic the Gathering.
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Kevin wants men to stop thinking with their dicks. No seriously.
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This one's old, but since the ranch is under deep snow I stumbled upon this in my searches for how it affects Kevin.
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It's hilarious that he sees those accounts and thinks that they are real men actually lusting after him. They are phishing for suckers. I can't even tell you how many messages I get a day from accounts like this across all platforms. Anyone with even a vaguely female name gets them. It means nothing. It would be like me bragging that I'm super popular because I get a dozen calls about my car warranty every day. He's embarrassingly dumb.

Add chopping wood to the endless list of things Penny is too incompetent to do properly.
I laughed out loud at that first swing. By the way, why has Penny gotten so fat? He's really porking up. You would think that he would at least maintain (I accidently typed "mantain" at first, lol) with all the hard work he's allegedly doing around the ranch. Especially since only he and Bonnie seem to be doing any of it.

Then again, male dogs have a tendency to get chubby after they get neutered, so maybe it really isn't a mystery.
 
IIRC they had serious problems with their off-the-grid system, namely the inverter of the solar array, and they can't afford a professional to fix it.
Troon Bonne tried to do some repairs and jury-rig some dead generators but he failed pretty hard.
So instead of using a faulty PV system they're straight up murdering generators by overloading them.
Even then those generators they are using are not meant for continuous service. That champion you posted is chinesium that will last maybe 3 years if ran occasionally. For a continuously running genset meant for primary power they are better off getting a Generac setup it comes with an automatic power switch so if they ever get the PV system working again it can be used for an automatic backup. Plus most sellers will be happy to do a payment plan.

Then again that would require them to actually think and plan ahead. Which as we all know real gurls are incapable of doing.
 
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He said, while voraciously consooming everything in his path.
 
Later on, Kevie and Bonnie bond like true and honest teenage girls: farting and burping with a couple of beers over a game of Magic the Gathering.
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Man, that one shot of their magic cards reveals a lot for an autist like me. Magic the Gathering is one of the most expensive hobbies around. 2 of the 3 decks shown have a decent amount of expensive cards in them. So worry not, all you people giving the Tranch money. Your generous donations will be going towards Transformer toys, Plushies, and absurdly expensive cardboard with woke pictures on them. Kevin is probably happy though. You used to have hot, big tiddied bitches on a lot of those cards. Now all the women characters just look like men.
 
Man, that one shot of their magic cards reveals a lot for an autist like me. Magic the Gathering is one of the most expensive hobbies around. 2 of the 3 decks shown have a decent amount of expensive cards in them. So worry not, all you people giving the Tranch money. Your generous donations will be going towards Transformer toys, Plushies, and absurdly expensive cardboard with woke pictures on them. Kevin is probably happy though. You used to have hot, big tiddied bitches on a lot of those cards. Now all the women characters just look like men.
At times like this my desire to A-log rises exponentially.
 
If I recall we did find out they were using a 4kw generator earlier in the thread.

Bear in mind the typical gaming PC sucks up 700 to 800 Watts and Kevin's rig has three monitors so may be using up to 1000. That's a QUARTER of the tranch's power supply.

This is the power supply they need to heat both themselves and their animals, provide lighting, aircon, refrigeration of human and animal food, communication with the outside world and all power tools and domestic appliances. Think about that. A whole 25 percent of the precious power they need to literally stay alive is going to allowing a fat manchild to play Overwatch all day.
 
Penny's wood chopping technique is pretty sloppy. He's not exactly doing it the wrong way but you can tell he loses a lot of momentum when his hand slides down and the swing begins. Someone who has chopped a lot of wood wouldn't look so sloppy and would be able to chop it a lot faster than the two I saw in like 10 or 15 seconds. Maybe a minor thing to criticize but they're always going on about how they're super elite rural farmboys and I'm quite sure most 12 year old girls in Montana could chop wood more smoothly than that.
 
Trannies are pathological liars, so I honestly wouldn't be that surprised if the tranch was actually turning a profit and they were just lying about the "save us pwoor starving trans folx!" shit to squeeze out any extra gibs they can get their man hands on. Unlikely, but like I said, they always lie.

The tranch is covered in snow.
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But don't worry, they were prepared.
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Brace for Category 3 chaser.
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While Penny's busy chopping firewood and shoveling frozen alpacas from under 2 ft of snow, Kevin knows he's earned a break.
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Look at those big gay gorl hands hnghnghsdfhg >///<
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Later on, Kevie and Bonnie bond like true and honest teenage girls: farting and burping with a couple of beers over a game of Magic the Gathering.
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Kevin wants men to stop thinking with their dicks. No seriously.
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This one's old, but since the ranch is under deep snow I stumbled upon this in my searches for how it affects Kevin.
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Late as hell, but I've been out shoveling snow. Penny chopping wood is just *mwa* chef's kiss. The upswing, the slight pause at the apex of his arc, the way his heels come off the ground, the way he misses the log's center like half the time. This Is How You Don't Chop Wood.
 
I know nothing about how to chop wood but the way he swings that axe up looks like he's really wasting a lot of energy.

Again, they have so much work ethic and such a terrible way of using it.

But you know he won't take our advice, just like none of the Tranchers have taken any advice in this thread. Because men are always convinced they're already right and they just don't want to take advice.

yes I know, #notallmen, but the joke was right there.
 
Which is ironic, because Stapphy is a splendid and rare example of a born female who's so unfortunate looking that she's frequently MISTAKEN for a trans woman (when not being mistaken for a young boy with Downs syndrome).
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Guess those bots must just disregard gender and have a general target audience of 'people so ugly that by all rights their self-esteem should be in the toilet'.
 
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