Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
Here's a prophecy for you Lucas. You will live in Incel-doom misery till you die.

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It’s hilarious that he still hasn’t figured out this lucaswerners79 dipshit is trolling him. In one of his cooking horror shows the guy comments on a dish from his “homeland”, that backwards spells out it’s not in the cards for you fat ass. Fucking idiot.
 
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Well, @Fatal Walter , it looks like it's my turn to have The Wern leave me nonsense comments.

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The whole comment on all of them:

"Yep. Videos I've posted recently prove all you're saying to be lies, Klickitat. Again, I don't care if you talk to me in public, but if you're rude to me or mean, even slightly, I'm taking my phone out and calling the police. Make sure everyone you know knows this. Hostility towards me isn't going to stand."

Princess ACAB will call the cops if you're rude to him, y'all.
 
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Mertor said:
It is funny, that he brags about stuff, everyone can do and it is rather normal. Lucas, every sane adult can do laundry, vacuum, dishes, take care of their own lawn or cock on at least basic level (which is beyond your level actually).
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Seriously. I think most of us learned these skills by the time we were teenagers. Bragging about these things is pathetic.

Stafford Beer Bong said:
I’m confused. Does he live on and/or hate Mercury?
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Well, his brain certainly is on another planet.

Fatal Walter said:
And if there's one thing leftist zoomer girls love it's spreading misinformation about covid. That picture from this morning was basically just him bitching about how he tried the nice guy angle and the asshole angle and neither of them worked. What can he possibly try? You know, aside from acting like a person and not some weird stereotype that he thinks teenage girls like.
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He has no idea how to attract women because he has nothing attractive about him. He tries every tactic he thinks may work in a futile attempt to find someone, and then doesn't understand why he's failing. It's hilarious to watch.
 
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klickitat said:
Well, @Fatal Walter , it looks like it's my turn to have The Wern leave me nonsense comments.

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The whole comment on all of them:

"Yep. Videos I've posted recently prove all you're saying to be lies, Klickitat. Again, I don't care if you talk to me in public, but if you're rude to me or mean, even slightly, I'm taking my phone out and calling the police. Make sure everyone you know knows this. Hostility towards me isn't going to stand."

Princess ACAB will call the cops if you're rude to him, y'all.
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I'm sure that would totally end well for him. Screeching to 911 to send the cops cause a guy lucas rants about on the internet told him to stfu and stop being a creep after some random chance irl encounter. He'd be lucky if they didn't sic the cops on him and fine his ass for calling 911 without a valid reason. You can get $500 fines for that shit. and you just know if there was some random encounter where walter or you happened to run into him on some street corner somewhere (especially if it was during some incident where lucas happened to get catfished out of state again around the same time) he'd assume some big conspiracy against him was in the middle of going down and tard rage on the spot.....and then try to call the cops when told he's acting like a batshit insane lunatic

I suspect this especially true if he happened to run into walter. He despises walter and for all his usual cowardliness I doubt he'd be able to keep his mouth shut or not assume it was cause walter was in the middle of trying to fuck with him at the time. He'd end up getting himself committed again or tossed back in a cell for a few days over a chance encounter and walter literally existing in his presence. That said, it would be the perfect time to just haul off and knock him on his ass. If he made an issue about it, i'd just tell the cops he's an insane hobo who I happened to encounter and who started screaming at me and acting mental on sight and I defended myself. Gee, I wonder who's side the cops will take. a normal person or the screaming schizophrenic hobo with a record who is the local creep and well known to them already for his behavior

That said, if he's this obsessed with posting crazy harassing comments over people reposting his own videos verbatim, I can't wait to see the inevitable comments i'm going to get when the game is finished and a lets play video of it gets posted. Those should be quite amusing i'm sure. I'm sure he'll just love a certain player weapon being a glass you throw at enemies and the schizophrenia meter that requires you to find psych meds to keep it from getting too low or you go into a tard rage and get an NES nightmare on elm street dream world style level set in lucas's mind and with all his insane delusions brought to life, and wake up in the mental hospital afterwards. It should be quite the lucas experience when its finished. I'm sure i'll get all kinds of threats to take it down or else he'll get some court to give him a lawyer and sue me or some such nonsense. Cause i'm sure he would just love trying that and making the game and thus his insanity an even bigger matter of public record
 
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IceQueen said:
LMAO really??? I hadn't noticed that comment hahaha that's great
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Yep 😂 It’s the one with the chicken and mushroom disaster where Fatty’s fake virtue signaling friend makes an appearance. Lucaswerners79 as always praises the fat fuck, then mentions a dish from his homeland. It looked weird, and sure enough, spelled backwards it’s Fatty’s favorite saying!
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Lucas raises simping to heretofore undiscovered levels.
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If he is so insistent about wanting to listen to women and believe everything they say, perhaps he should listen when they tell him he's a creep and to take his meds. He should also listen when he's told a date with a little girl isn't in the cards for him

Funny how he only wants to listen and believe when its something he wants to hear
 
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This new video is Lucas in rare form in terms of his insanity.

He's thinking about Dorothy again, mentioning how the background noise told her to not be interested in Lucas.

So yes he's discussing the voices on the Wind.

He makes less than no sense in this video. All of the "points" that he's trying to form end up, even to him, becoming digressions, which he notices a few times and tries to pull himself back to his point.

I love it, however, that the voices on the wind are telling Lucas that women aren't interested.

Hey Lucas! I think the voices on the wind are right, bro!

Edit: Lucas titled his new video "flocking to The Simps". Not understanding what Simps means, he claims they are misogynistic guys who treat women badly, but the women go to them anyway.

Lucas, bro? You're the only simp here, buddy. You're the one who tries to flatter women by acting like you're putting them up on Godlike status now... Women are all Buddhas? They're all enlightened and humble?

I don't think you've met too many women bro.

His constant pussified attempts to kiss women's asses with this over-the-top flattery are just beyond pathetic.

Edit: right at 12 minutes in the vid, he says, speaking of himself as a better alternative to Gen Z guys, "I ask you how your day has been going, if you've done anything interesting today..." Now, this is directed at the Gen Z WOMEN, yes? But he continues with "...and you're just bitching and moaning about AGEPHOBIA and the women not fucking you".....Ummm, what? Is he splitting and talking to himself? In one sentence, the dialogue changed from being directed to a girl, to coming from either a man or himself. Recently, he's been putting his '"AGEPHOBIA" into everyone's mouth but his own, saying folks at the shelter claimed Dorothy wasn't fucking him because agephobia. etc.

Let's be real here, NO ONE BUT LUCAS USES THE WORD AGEPHOBIA. NO ONE.

He's either being mocked, or (more likely) his delusions have progressed beyond "the voices on the wind" to hearing comforting, supportive dialogue from his fellow sheltermates.

Essentially, he's getting further and further away from reality.

And He can't even tell.
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
Why does Lucas constantly bring up Bill Maher? Didn't he get the memo that leftists hate Bill Maher now?

I'm thinking Maher is largely to blame for Lucas's fedora atheist tendencies.
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Yeah seriously Bill Maher is an ivory tower elitist who has been looking down his nose at regular people for quite some time now. Lucas is just as bad when he talks about people he’s never even met. Maher’s “pillbilly” remarks come to mind.
 
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Lucas has also decided that he was very mature when he was 18, much more so than any of the guys his age. He mentioned this in one of the Geekroom podcasts as well.

Can we test this Theory, by reposting the picture of mature ubermensch Lucas in high school that we have?

Just because no one liked you, and you were isolated, doesn't mean you were above everyone Lucas.

There's another possibility.
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
Oh man, he's being a consummate pseudo-intellectual tonight
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This is right up there with his "THE UNIVERSE HAS AN INTERGENERATIONAL PATTERN" nonsense where he tried to sound all woke and scientific, only instead of having to look at his unappealing face we have to look at equally unappealing food.

I'm not sure which option is worse.

Festus said:
At this point he can't even create a semi-applicable mating call to his target audience. These days ultra leftists don't like to talk about big dividing lines between male and female and Lucas is here like I get you baby boo, guys are so much different than you. So fuckin clueless even in the niche he thinks he's tapped into.
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Lucas, "I'm not like other boys" Werner.
 
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At this point he can't even create a semi-applicable mating call to his target audience. These days ultra leftists don't like to talk about big dividing lines between male and female and Lucas is here like I get you baby boo, guys are so much different than you. So fuckin clueless even in the niche he thinks he's tapped into.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Yeah seriously Bill Maher is an ivory tower elitist who has been looking down his nose at regular people for quite some time now. Lucas is just as bad when he talks about people he’s never even met. Maher’s “pillbilly” remarks come to mind.
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Yeah, but at least Bill Maher has something to show for his fedora atheism, and his success in life gives his arrogance some credibility.
 
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