Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Jim says you can call him "Jim if it makes you wet
Jim puts toothpaste on a hat

He looks at the toothpaste like it's cum.

Jim is now talking about Ps5 scalpers
He is showing this article from Forbes called "PlayStation 5 Scalpers Aren’t Happy With Their Public Image"
The article is just some loser talking about how people don't like him, He tries to make some points about how he is actually helping people who buy PS5's, but it's all bs.
Jim throws in jabs at how this is just like capitalism (that's right we are 3 for 3 on jim talking about capitalism in his videos).

Jim says he has a PS5 but not the new xbox, this sounds like a child complaining about not having both of a new toy. I would get it if Jim was still reviewing games he'd need it for his job, but rn he's just reading articles online and giving his takes on them so who needs a new xbox.
Jim complains about McDonald's happy meals pokomon cards being sold out "The cards are for kids"

"it is today and we have robbed tomorrow"
"you can just do treason and get away with it (talking about trump)"

Jim goes on to say he doesn't even like the PS5 or any games it has on it.
Jim brings up that the Scottish national party wants to ban the practice (the uk wanting to ban something imagine my shock)
Jim says that this is just like how loot boxes got regulated but what Jim fails to see is that they are only regulated in Belgium and the Netherlands so they still have a hell of a market.

If I was to sum up Jim's new videos this would be it

Jim is mad people still like companies

Jim plays with slime in the same weird way nickelodeon used to
"oh god I'm being slimed so much by the
oh so slimy and it's not erotic
I'm not I didn't say it was erotic"

"every corporation I mentioned at the end there is worse than a than a console you know reselling uh prick"
How is activision/EA worse if they offer a service? Idk I can only guess it's because they make more.

"something something capitalism bad you know how it goes"

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

The toothpaste being the same key of green for the screen is actually a kind of neat SFX trick. Too bad Jim ruined it by being there.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

to be fair, even if he had the new xbox, there's no exclusive games for it, so who cares.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Jim goes on to say he doesn't even like the PS5 or any games it has on it.

But he bought one anyway.

Consoomer level off the charts.

 

[Had]

But he bought one anyway.
Consoomer level off the charts.

I haven't bought a console since the 7th gen
and even then I bought them both second hand for under 100

hell at this point the only thing I use them for are to play split screen halo or play bluerays

 

[Noebel]

Well, that one was lazy. Consumer good scalpers are wankers and should get a job. If modern society was a little saneier they would've been properly ostracized from the beginning. Everybody knows that already. Tell him people want to see games. It's not like steam dealt with the shovelware.

 

[Red Scare]

Scalpers were a big thing in the USSR, because it was the only way to get some of the goods. And it was big, despite it being an actual crime that can get you in jail. It's not even the problem with capitalism, it's the problem with deficit.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Scalpers were a big thing in the USSR, because it was the only way to get some of the goods. And it was big, despite it being an actual crime that can get you in jail. It's not even the problem with capitalism, it's the problem with deficit.

Indeed. Supply and demand are universal regardless of whether you're under the hammer and sickle, or the stars and stripes. When supply is low and demand is high, that's when scalpers show up, no matter where you are.

 

[Phillybuster]

In his first "coming out" post on instagram he said something along the lines of he now feels comfortable in his own body transitioning. I feel like we can endlessly speculate about why someone who's non-binary needs HRT but I think the TL;DR will always be because they're not happy with who they are and transitioning will give them an escape from themselves and thus a restart on life. It's basically the sjw twitter version of becoming a born again christian and HRT is the baptism.

That's a brilliant way to put it, plus I now realize I answered my own question from the beginning. Whatever hormones pre-troonery Jim could gauge were his viewpoint into the world as a "man." Suplexing his endocrine system with "woman" hormones is a reckless totally mature and intelligent way to guarantee he feels different regardless of gender identity ("born again" as you said). Counseling and self reflection take too long! It is the CURRENT YEAR!

I think he’s noticed his numbers have gone to shit and is trying to come up BS excuses:

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Ugh, I remember the first time he accused the algorithm of burying him - even before the "Mister Negative" video (a.k.a. "Susan forces me to be negative for the clicks"). It seemed plausible back then, but now... oh sweetie, no.

 

[Emperor Yakub]

I just don't want to watch a fat tranny consoomer bitch about capitalism whilst crying about not being able to get the shiny new toy he wants.

 

[None Drunk Username]

I don't know what the current gaming trends are anymore as I have been cut off the "gamer news" bubble.
But if you don't ride the trend wave as middle youtuber, you're cut off quickly.

What's funny is he does follow the gamer news bubble more or less he's just always late to it because he insists on keeping to his Monday only upload schedule he's been using since his days on The Escapist. There are plenty of better choices when in comes to gaming news channels on Youtube because they often upload asap with plenty of videos a day, and unlike Jim they just tell you what's going on and what the majority opinion is. Say what you will about them but that's what you need to do if you want an audience that only cares about watching your videos because they can't be bothered to keep updated on gaming news themselves.

Jim thinks his retarded skits/politcal rants make his show special but it's actually what drove his audience away. Having an embarrassing troonout was just the icing on the cake.

Edit: I should add the only other reason people watched Jim was his video game reviews but I don't even need to say that there are plenty of better game reviewers on Youtube now as well. It doesn't help that he hardly does them anymore because he clearly hates playing video games.

 

[TheBeanz]

to be fair, even if he had the new xbox, there's no exclusive games for it, so who cares.

I'm thinking of getting a PS5 this summer because of this reason. I had an Xbone because of Forza, but I haven't heard shit about any new releases on that franchise. May as well hop back to Gran Turismo isn't it

 

[Oliver Onions]

Since he's bitching about algorithms again, I'm trying to figure out what niche Jim thinks his content now serves, given he's canned everything except the Jimquisition on his channel.

The gaming-related channels I still watch either cover current news, daily, or niche stuff like emulation, development hell, homebrew and teardowns. There's no gap for some manic troon rolling into his third or fourth consecutive year of ranting about the same three topics once a week; he's beaten that horse so flat you could slide it under a door.

He's firmly on the Spoony trajectory, but will his Patreon will dry up as fast?

 

[Corn Flakes]

He's firmly on the Spoony trajectory, but will his Patreon will dry up as fast?

No, it won't. Now he's a troon (and still famous enough) he gets access to the Twitter brigade's collective welfare. So long as he keeps stirring up shit and talking about twansphobia on Twitter, he'll maintain his income. Have you noticed how his youtube subs keep dropping but his Patreon is still at 14k? It has probably dipped a little since, but it's not dropping nearly as fast as his relevance on youtube.

That's his actual transition. Forget going from "male landwhale" to "female landwhale". He's trying to go from "washed-up games critic" to "Brave, Stunning and Persecuted Twitter Trans Rights Activist".

 

[Oliver Onions]

No, it won't. Now he's a troon (and still famous enough) he gets access to the Twitter brigade's collective welfare.

That's my gut feeling too, I just still find it hard to reconcile the fact people will throw Patreon bux at someone for doing literally nothing except being Stunning & Brave™.

Having said that, it does make me wonder how long before Jim finally drops the pretense and pivots his channel entirely towards troonery and other general degeneracy like his buddy Laura whatever, or will he just let the channel die.

 

[Druveer]

There are plenty of better choices when in comes to gaming news channels on Youtube because they often upload asap with plenty of videos a day, and unlike Jim they just tell you what's going on and what the majority opinion is.

Who would you suggest? Right now I'm getting most of my gaming info from the same source: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwiaPYufmQOq5F1TI-FzQhw https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3nPaf5MeeDTHA2JN7clidg

 

[Face Of A Ghost]

atleast get a wig thats the same color as your eyebrows y'know

I bet it's a sexual thing. He's probably jerkin it off to redhead videos all day.
These late 30 years old trannies probably dress like who they want to fuck, got to be a subconcious thing.

 

[BiggerChungus]

I bet it's a sexual thing.

The whole thing is a sexual thing. It's not an "alternative lifestyle" or "more comfortable image", it is entirely a fetish that they won't own up to. That and like with many cases it's also for attention and fame. Jim realized that all he had to do was put on a wig and suddenly a raving mob of online retards would walk off a cliff if it meant shutting down anyone who criticizes him for muh transphobeuh, along with internet media outlets who want to make cash off said tardmob.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

The whole thing is a sexual thing. It's not an "alternative lifestyle" or "more comfortable image", it is entirely a fetish that they won't own up to. That and like with many cases it's also for attention and fame. Jim realized that all he had to do was put on a wig and suddenly a raving mob of online retards would walk off a cliff if it meant shutting down anyone who criticizes him for muh transphobeuh, along with internet media outlets who want to make cash off said tardmob.

I don't think it is just a sexual thing. Well, not with everyone, there's not exactly a shortage of cows who do it solely for sexual reasons. I think some people troon out because they're miserable, and instead of actually taking a look at their life and determining what they are doing wrong to have such a shitty existence, they instead pretend that, it isn't their life/decisions that were wrong, no, it's that they were born the wrong gender. Something that was entirely out of their control, so they can completely ditch responsibility. Then, they build up this fantasy that once they do troon out, everything will magically become better in their lives. And usually, for the first few weeks they act happier playing make believe, but after that short honeymoon period, they realize their life still sucks. So, to further avoid taking responsibility, they blame transphobes and insist the system is wrong and that's what is keeping them down and causing their depression. That's why so many of them beg for money, insisting they can't work on their own/collect tugboat money because the transphobes won't give them a job when in reality they are just lazy and have no skills.

 

[Marche]

Its only been like a month and he is already blaming youtube, He is going to go full boogie and blame the algorithm on everything soon.