Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

With all the ranting lucas does about how he's generation x I have to laugh extra hard at finding this on wikipedia:

In Canada, professor David Foot describes Generation X as late boomers and includes those born between 1960 and 1966, whilst the "Bust Generation", those born between 1967 and 1979, is considered altogether a separate generation, in his 1996 book Boom Bust & Echo: How to Profit from the Coming Demographic Shift.[47][48]
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Well now, isn't that an interesting way to put it. He certainly got the name right in lucas's case. Bust generation indeed

I'm sure lucas will incel rage upon finding out about that. He won't take kindly to being considered a bust generation rather than gen x
 
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Festus said:
At this point he can't even create a semi-applicable mating call to his target audience. These days ultra leftists don't like to talk about big dividing lines between male and female and Lucas is here like I get you baby boo, guys are so much different than you. So fuckin clueless even in the niche he thinks he's tapped into.
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Women hate the “ALL WOMEN ARE QUEEEENS” simps almost as much as the chauvinist bros. You’re only saying that to me to try and look better than your fellow simps, you mong. You’re not respecting women with that comment, you’re just sticking them all into one stereotyped category without regarding them as individuals. And I know you don’t believe it. You’re just trying to get laid with your I’m the Nicest Male Feminist shtick. Self-proclaimed Male Feminists are often the biggest misogynists and predators, throwing sheep’s wool over themselves to hide the wolf beneath.

Casey Anthony killed her own child, put its body in the boot of her car and then partied at clubs for a week and got a tattoo about how she was living The Beautiful Life. Was she a fucking queen? Was she a super enlightened Buddha? Horrible people come in all shapes, sizes, colours and genders.

Anyone who says to me, “All women are X” is on my ignore list, because you can’t define 51% of the world’s population as one thing, either good or bad. All people are different.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Of course, by that same token, I'm sure he thought it was especially clever to mention that he had eight past girlfriends, remember?

Four his age, four older. Now, we all know at this point that all of this is completely untrue.

Lucas had one relationship with Suzanne, and when he lists his girlfriends, as he did on the golden USB podcast, he mentions people that he never had any physical contact with, and he even calls "relationships" where he hugged woman " one night stands".

Which is ridiculous, obviously, because a one night stand is just one night of sex and then nothing else. Not a halfhearted hug and then the girl shagging ass to get away asap.

But perhaps he decided to spin the 8 past girlfriends story, to make up for his inability to keep his mouth shut about how long he had been without a partner.

I don't know that I'm giving Lucas credit for that level of logic, actually. He may just have diarrhea of the mouth and be an enormous liar.

I expect most of the relationships he lays claim to were not considered as such to the girl.
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So this is the scary part isn't it? Did he exaggerate relationships out of these insubstantial interactions with these girls (who, I bet if asked, they'd recount a time they were in the presence of some fat smelly hobo who kept eyefucking them and breathing "teromeres" over and over), because he understood the social value of doing so

Or in his mind, these interactions had real meaning because his brain is so broken, he misinterprets every interaction and shapes them into what he wants or thinks it should be?

The first option is reasonably threatening. It shows that Lucas isn't as inept of a tard as we thought and there's potential for him to strike and assault a little girl should he ever be in proximity of one

The second option is the scarier and imo the more likelier. He lacks the brain matter and properly formed neural pathways to be able to read and interpret social situations accurately. Apparently he's always been this literal Untermensche hodge-podge of tard brain and lard, avoided and excluded by his peers all throughout school.. he had to put graduate levels of study and effort to understand the flow of a greeting/the very basic concepts of a conversation between two people:
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
There was a portion in Lucas's manifesto where he mentions that his brother taught him some Smalltalk jargon. Lucas bizarrely "learned" that When people would say certain things to him, only very specific responses were acceptable.

I don't remember the details exactly, but it was along the lines of a guy saying "wassup?" and then Lucas would HAVE tp respond with "don't gots" as if "wassup" was a query for pot.

Found the portion. Very bizarre:

"A couple times, I thought the word "Gross" instead of "Weird" when someone would talk about gay sex. I somehow taught myself the word, "Dude" as a response and not just calling your buddies "Dude". Then another funny one, "Wasuuup?" Then I heard this other dude say "Wassuuuup?" And he followed it by another word, well one of two words, If it was "Bro." (Wasssup, brooo?") I had the urge to say, "Nuttin, maynerd. Suppitchoo?" So I did. This was weird because the other word was always "Bra" Now, if the next guy had said, "Wasssuuuup, braaa?" He'd also say "Wanna smoke some weeeed?" And I would say "Sure" and smoke some weed or I was like "What's weed?" And he'd explain it to me and I smoked some weed with him. The other scenario was followed by "Supitchoo?" It was usually followed by the other guy saying, "Noffin, yao." This usually meant he wanted to buy some weed and I knew this so I said, "Sorry. Don't gots." And walked off, usually into a convenience store and bought something. Anyway, I've never sold pot. Just something I never got into doing. Sometimes fear and lack of confidence helps me me stay a little more law abiding, if you know what I mean. Glad some do. Otherwise, how else would we ever get stoned and happy?"

His brain is all about the malformed connections, incorrect certainty, and once again, looking for the Konami Code to life, or in this case, pussy.
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"His brain is all about the malformed connections, incorrect certainty, and once again, looking for the Konami Code to life, or in this case, pussy."

This is the fuel that keeps him going. A girl to assault is the destination
 
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These hotel room rants are a mentally retarded double edged sword scenario. On the one hand he collects himself and gives us a distilled version of his specific brand of pathetic incel sperging.

On the other hand, you have to look at him shirtless usually stuffing his gullet and just so hard to look at in any fuckin sense.

In all these hotel videos with his gross ass hair he reminds me of an 80's trailer park creep posted up outside the highschool trying to lure in any and all girls he can. For the love of fuck, cut that shit dude. An 80's hair style isn't gonna cover up your bald spot, everyone can see it.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is back saying how it any of these Gen Z guys would invite him to their parties, that he would be getting all the "puss-puss". Yeah, he said it. Because he is Gen Z. It would only take him 15 minutes.

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How long will it be before the Wern leaves a permanent grease spot that the hotel staff won’t we able to remove.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is back saying how if any of these Gen Z guys would invite him to their parties, that he would be getting all the "puss-puss". Yeah, he said it. Because he is Gen Z. It would only take him 15 minutes.

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I would love him to get invited to a Gen Z party and the results be caught on film. Watching him get rebuffed again and again, bouncing round the party like a ball on a pinball table would be top-tier entertainment.
 
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Stilgar of Troon said:
I would love him to get invited to a Gen Z party and the results be caught on film. Watching him get rebuffed again and again, bouncing round the party like a ball on a pinball table would be top-tier entertainment.
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It’s a good thing he’s not a sketchy drug dealer. The kids call at three in the morning to keep the party bumping. Lucas shows up with booze and drugs and says, hi I’m Lucas. This really shows how stupid he is, I’m not a weirdo lusting after teenyboppers but if I was I’d carry a bunch of alcohol and drugs for early morning hook ups and the cool kids would have my number on speed dial and be like hey let’s keep this party going I know a guy. So glad I’m over those years where people do that, it’s really depressing as fun as it is to get dickered once in a while dealing with sketch bags in the wee hours of the morning to keep the party going is just sad.
 
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WonderWino said:
....If I wasn't absolutely certain lucas has never had a red car I would honestly think this poor girl is describing lucas. The similarities are eerie

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That’s got to be a weird thing about having teenage daughters from a parenting point of view. It seems every woman has this experience. My girlfriend was just out for a walk the other day and she’s in her early twenties. Similarly a middle aged man pulls up and says to my gf I’ll give you a ride and she says I’m walking. Dude keeps following her in the car saying oh your beautiful, I’ll drive you get in. She still says no and dude driving gets verbally abusive and then fucks off. At least Lucas is crazy and stupid enough to make everyone avoid him on site. People that are forced to deal with him at the shelter probably deserve more than what they are paid.
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
I'm sure every gen z girl wants to find her a man that can train a cat and "hay horses."
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To be fair, he used "hay horses" correctly. We use it as a verb to distinguish from feeding them other shit. "Hay the horses" obviously means give them their hay, "grain the horses" is giving them their concentrated feed/supplements/medications. Lucas could probably manage to hay them but is definitely too retarded to handle graining, which involves a lot more measuring and following instructions.

CrazyAsHell said:
Can this fucker not understand literally NO ONE wants to hear him fucking chew like the cow he is? No woman worth a shit wants some man who has the table manners of a fucking monkey.
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I'm not convinced that he knows what table manners are.
 
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Shitmonger said:
To be fair, he used "hay horses" correctly. We use it as a verb to distinguish from feeding them other shit. "Hay the horses" obviously means give them their hay, "grain the horses" is giving them their concentrated feed/supplements/medications. Lucas could probably manage to hay them but is definitely too retarded to handle graining, which involves a lot more measuring and following instructions.


I'm not convinced that he knows what table manners are.
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The haying of horses came out of nowhere. I guarantee he heard some other Hobo mention it and clung to it.

He'd be miserable help around a ranch.
 
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