US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

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Joke's on you, the "W" stands for "Whiffs".

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Why the hell is he doing this?

Actually, why the hell is he doing this now? We're still in an economic downturn, millions more than usual are being laid off, and now he wants to allow people who won't even bother to go through our standard avenues of legal residence to stay in this country while still maintaining the standard avenues of legal residence?

Because this is what the democrats, and anyone who votes for them, want. The complete destruction and denigration of anyone who actually has a right to this country.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Anyways, here's Scalise's tweet about Pelosi - https://twitter.com/SteveScalise/status/1298022930887081984?s=20

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Here comes a challenger to the Oval Pawffice:
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Apparently, it's yet another TDS Twitter page.

The greatest of all time? Is this a sarcastic joke?

 

[XYZpdq]

Anyways, here's Scalise's tweet about Pelosi - https://twitter.com/SteveScalise/status/1298022930887081984?s=20
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wait so Nancy is so drunk she thinks the guy in the White House is a GOP?
edit- oh I see this is from August
the fuck out of here with that old shit

 

[Garm]

Here comes a challenger to the Oval Pawffice:
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Apparently, it's yet another TDS Twitter page.

This is going to be a very empty page.

"Oh noes! We, The Left(TM), cannot stand being losers so we need to start a counter campaign to boost our president. Because grinding the salt from our own tears into our self inflicted wounds is a mean thing to do."

 

[Space Rebel]

and anyone who votes for them, want.

Most of them see people like us as genuine dangers to a better world. The ones in charge don't buy a single word of the Utopia they spew, but the voters who aren't just there for gibs do.

 

[Terrifik]

Anyways, here's Scalise's tweet about Pelosi - https://twitter.com/SteveScalise/status/1298022930887081984?s=20
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People should realize the show is over you to join back with uniparty just continously fuck over normal citizans.

 

[NyQuilninja]

The greatest of all time? Is this a sarcastic joke?

Yes

 

[make_it_so]

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My kingdom for the return of the Winner rating.

 

[Pickle Dick]

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i just want my stimulus checks, joe

 

[AnotherPleb]

i just want my stimulus checks, joe

What are you willing to give up for it?

 

[Markorian]

Literally all they can do is copy right-wingers. BidenLs is the actual account, these losers are just flexing their coping muscles.

There are two left wing "memes". Wall of text, and sloppily scribbling out the watermark of a right wing meme and claiming they made it.

 

[Dark Edea]

What are you willing to give up for it?

Don't worry, the Biden administration will make that decision for you too.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

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Isn't there a Geneva Convention against this shit? This is legit a war crime, it's so bad. It's like cranking the Barney song over and over to some guy with a bag over his head it Gitmo, but it's doing in to an entire nation.


Anyhow, I wrote a poem about Biden and Trump:

There was a boy once out there swimming,
Who also was not tired of winning
But saw a loss through crime and grift
From a maddened and unyielding left

And in a city somewhere out there,
That aging man recalls the leg hair.
A day beside a nice warm pool
Touching the thighs of some old fool.

But still that leg hair held a charm
That child was mostly saved from harm
As he did not pass the sniff test
And lacked the prepubescent breast.

He was so thankful he grew older
And not as a dog faced pony soldier
He’d been a white lad and not a poor kid
So hung on every word the old fool said.

The boy said: C’mon man, he can’t be all bad
He raised up Hunter, a high class lad.
And though his mind does start and stop
He’ll save us all from old Corn Pop.

 

[Meriasek]

The Bush thing was really really unfair because wasn't an idiot he just had a very specific Texas South regional dialect. A friend of mine grew up in the same part of Texas Bush did and has the same accent, speech pattern, and idiosyncrasies. Imagine calling someone retarded just because they sounded Canadian, or Mexican, or from East Boston.

Can I call people retarded because they are from Canada, Mexico, or East Boston? I mean, chances are pretty fuckin' high they are, innit.

 

[Terrifik]

For the people who said 2 to 3 months take your winnings

 

[axfaxf]

For the people who said 2 to 3 months take your winnings

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Getting the bitches in line, what a woman!

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Is Scalise claiming that Pelosi is labelling GoP as "domestic terrorists" close enough to go here, or should I chuck that in the SJW thread?


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[Vyse Inglebard]

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"Doctored photos"
Are you fucking kidding me right now? The Hunter Biden photos I kind of get since they were buried faster than Sonic the Hedgehog on crack, but you CANNOT sit there and tell me that the photos of Creepy Joe sniffing kids' hair are "doctored". This implies that they're ok with kids being uncomfortable whenever their guy does it. This nigga needs to an hero himself in Minecraft...yes, even especially if he's "pretending to be retarded".