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I'm sure he got kicked out of church for being his obnoxious self.
Containment What will happen when Barb dies?
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xXRonPaul_42020Xx
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When Barb dies Chris is going to start channeling her spirit in videos like he does Sonichu.
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I'd be unsurprised if she becomes a Sonichu.
LargeChoonger
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"Unsurprised" that's what most of us have already concluded
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Maybe so, but that would require him to get off his arse and draw some new comics.
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He made Bob into a Sonichu without feeling the need to put him into the comics. The question I have is what kind of oedipal fever dream abomination is Chris gonna cook up for her...
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Somehow, I still do wonder if Ian Brannon Somethin has even a remote ability to pull a Ward Rackley and organize his True and Honest fans into a 'Coven of Sanichu' or something. Maybe stacking a bunch of ween donations/fees to carry on is how he plans to survive post-Merge/Barb.
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The question is:
If you had a magic wand of sorts or were his parent, how would you help Chris? Tough love? Meds? How?
Dude is a fucking resource for enough psych research to last a DECADE.
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The answer is simple: just get him off the internet.
Chris was actually able to go out and make True and Honest friends in real life (such as at The End Games) in recent years, but he just can't resist the siren song of getting mindraped by giggling teenagers on the internet. As soon as that started up, he dropped those mere mortals from the so-called "real world" in favor of sitting in Discord all day. If someone could magically uproot that influence permanently, Chris would probably tard along just fine in perpetuity as a minimally functional redneck with a Lego habit.
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There's also the influence of trolls who live locally to him. He would need IRL supervision to screen those out.
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The thing is that the weens who call his house and yell
won't ever stop.
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He'll probably get evicted and possibly end up homeless, but if that ever happens, he will go into a blind panic and be brought back to reality enough to beg for enough cash to get into some shitty apartment. There he will stay until he possibly manages to get some Section 8 shit (which may take a couple years), and when he gets there, his tard bucks will suffice to keep him safely swaddled at the government teat until he dies, surrounded by fellow retarded lunatics.
The homeless part of this saga is where he probably goes dark for a few weeks and will be a dry spell.
This is assuming he doesn't finally run out of tard luck and get suckered into some situation where he gets chained in a basement by some version of the Idea Guys and raped and murdered, or at least raped and tortured, and only escapes as a completely brutalized and traumatized wreck. And the Kiwi Farms gets blamed for it somehow.
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If I was not Borb, get him into a sped program ASAP. Tough love also works, cause if that didn't happen, Chris wouldn't be as entitled as he is now. I think part of the reason there was no tough love on the part of Borb would be because when Chris was able to talk again, if they were to so much give him a gentle spanking, Chris would've gone mute again. I would limit his use on the net, and yes, it would have to be supervised.
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I can picture him still posting from His phone and people recording Him while He is on the street. I think some people may offer Chris cash on tape to do some crazy stuff.
Benson
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I have a feeling someone somewhere is gonna take him in at their place just so they can become part of christory. If not that, well, maybe a judge will have enough pity to have him thrown in a mental institution.
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Not unless he does something stupid and illegal. In shitholes like Ruckersville, badly dressed disheveled messes are all over the place. He would have to get the authorities attention before anything was done.
Someone needs to convince him to pack a bag and go to NYC to find Cole. Carrying Barb's ashes of course.
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Like mace a store employee for literally no reason?
I mean, we even have the police radio recording of the incident being reported, complete with a police officer audibly going 'what the hell' in the background.
Chris already has a criminal record now and make no mistake, he can be dangerous in his almost single-tracked obsession to do whatever he wants to do (if he accomplishes it or not is another matter entirely). The macing incident proves this because naturally we managed to obtain on-site video proof Chris wanted to use the mace (and can be inferred this was the reason he went into the mall that day to begin with, ignoring the restraining order against him and thinking he could talk his way out of it when called out by the employees).
But moreover, once Barb dies, if Chris gets himself arrested again...there will be nobody who will want to get Chris out of jail. And Chris is an open book about everything except that specific period in jail. He was fucking scared shitless - not that it didn't stop him later harassing The End Games with a glitter bomb because he didn't think there would be consequences (as usual).
Once Barb is gone, Chris will cross a line too many, obsessed with furthering his merge...and it'll all be downhill because as I said before, the real world will not tolerate his insane bullshit.
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Perhaps when Barb dies, an aspiring entrepreneur will put Chris up in his own house for free. In exchange for housing, food, and legos, Chris will be observed 24 hours a day with hidden cameras for the amusement of tard watchers the world over. Hell, why stop with just Chris? We could create a halfway house of sorts for washed up lolcows and internet retards from all over the world. Just imagine an episode of big brother featuring Chris, DSP, Yaniv, and even Briana Wu after Frank finally gets a glimpse at the neo-vagina. Who knows what kind of wacky hijinks the inhabitants of the tard house would get up to? Maybe one episode they have to barricade the house after a surprise visit from Sockness, or John grows a teratoma and Chris tries to convince him it's just his real pussy growing in due to the binaural beats Chris has been blasting in the house all day. Perhaps we could crowdfund this.
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I'd gladly invest in the Kiwifarms Dairy Pasture if it actually happened.
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In seriousness, I could see some ween taking Chris in for $1200 per month and free content. At least until said ween realises that a fat manchild isn't the ideal tenant.