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That's right, that's right, that's right! As the clock strikes midnight on the East Coast, we celebrate
this thread's first anniversary! I'm your host, the man with the microphone, Norman B. Normal! Join us as we get this party started! Can you believe Lou Gagliardi has been in our lives for one whole year? I know, I know, it feels like there's never been a time when he hasn't been begging for iPad money and alienating friends and strangers alike, but it really has only been a year, at least as far as this hateful transphobic website is concerned. C'mon in and celebrate with us!
Spinning the tunes behind me is our founder, the AI without whom none of us would be here... give it up for
@0 1 ! 0, I know I speak for all of us when I say that you don't receive nearly enough credit for all you do. It was one year ago today, on February 17, 2020, that you did the yeoman's work of compiling all of the known evidence of Lou's worthlessness. Who could have guessed how far we would come over the next twelve months? Without you, Lou would be just another annoying furry on Twitter, getting away with his grifting with no accountability. You're a difference maker, and we salute you.
We're just getting started, but I already see so many of our good friends in the hall.
@Lou’s Biggest Fan is pouring drinks in the corner--it's an open bar, so make the most of it, everyone! Look,
@Punished Spoon is handing out commemorative wooden spoons! Make sure you get yours! Hey, is that
@Turael in a brand new fursuit? Lookin' good! And there's
@BoobWhiskers drawing caricatures for charity! It's a good cause, folks, dig deep! Over by the door I see
@The Dude haranguing a random unsuspecting passerby about the failure of Democratic Party social policies! Shine on, you crazy diamond! And is that
@Dusk and
@Lurk doing the tango? You bet it is!
Folks--can we bring the music down for a bit, please?--I know tonight is for celebrating, but let's not forget the reason we're all here. In southwestern Pennsylvania lives a lazy, selfish grifter who has never contributed a single thing to society, who goes out of his way to be cruel to people in acutely personal ways for no reason other than that they make the mistake of crossing him on Twitter. He refuses to do anything to improve his lot in life and is content to scam good-hearted people out of money so he can buy literally a dozen iPads a year. He has nothing to live for and has chosen to take it out on the rest of the world. Most of us--yes, I daresay all of us gathered here today--are capable of perceiving the infinite shades of grey that make up the spectrum of humanity. We're not BPD headcases like Lou, only capable of seeing the world in black and white. And yet, can any of us honestly say that Lou is not as close to the Platonic ideal of a shitty person as any human being could possibly be? If you'll indulge me for a moment, I'd like us all to take a moment of silence to reflect upon how awful he is and how much we genuinely hate him.
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...anyway, enough seriousness; you didn't come to hear me wax mawkish, am I right? It's a PARTY! I want to see every last goddamn one of you shed your inhibitions, come out onto the floor, and DANCE! That's an order!
