You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[jimsterlingspronoun]

people and agile

 

[CrippleThreat]

Eating pizza and burning the roof of my mouth. I know it's my fault, but I'm hungry.

Happens to the best of us. But on that note, good Lord when the pizza comes out super greasy.

I'm trying to taste the cornucopia of flavor within the slice, not the (abundant) residue, that's primarily from the cheese. Processed foods screwed up fast food. I can get why older folks complain about "this tasted better years ago!"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Eating pizza and burning the roof of my mouth. I know it's my fault, but I'm hungry.


You derailing this thread is starting to piss me off.

I burnt my tongue on some chocolate chips I melted in the microwave in my Kiwi Farms shot glass.
Not sure why I thought that was a good idea, because not only did I burn my tongue on molten chocolate, but the rapid heating/cooling due to the microwave made my shot glass just split in half.
I'm bummed.

 

[Meat Target]

I own a Kiwi Farms shot glass

That burning you feel? It is shame.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

That burning you feel? It is shame.

I'd buy one if I wanted to explain to my family what KF was.

As it stands I have no desire to tell them what the forum where I laugh at a fat guy who thinks he's a goddess is.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'd buy one if I wanted to explain to my family what KF was.

As it stands I have no desire to tell them what the forum where I laugh at a fat guy who thinks he's a goddess is.

I had my family ask me what my "true and honest" shirt meant when I wore it to Thanksgiving.
I said something like "it's from a website I like to go to where we laugh at internet weirdos".
They got a kick of out it, the subject of the conversation changed and it was never brought up again.
I'm not ashamed of this place, but nobody irl would really give a shit or understand it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I had my family ask me what my "true and honest" shirt meant when I wore it to Thanksgiving.
I said something like "it's from a website I like to go to where we laugh at internet weirdos".
They got a kick of out it, the subject of the conversation changed and it was never brought up again.
I'm not ashamed of this place, but nobody irl would really give a shit or understand it.

I wish mine were like that.

 

[The Last Stand]

I had my family ask me what my "true and honest" shirt meant when I wore it to Thanksgiving.
I said something like "it's from a website I like to go to where we laugh at internet weirdos".
They got a kick of out it, the subject of the conversation changed and it was never brought up again.
I'm not ashamed of this place, but nobody irl would really give a shit or understand it.

You should have said "found it in a yard sale." I did not know KF had merch.

When your socks get sweaty.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I had my family ask me what my "true and honest" shirt meant when I wore it to Thanksgiving.
I said something like "it's from a website I like to go to where we laugh at internet weirdos".
They got a kick of out it, the subject of the conversation changed and it was never brought up again.
I'm not ashamed of this place, but nobody irl would really give a shit or understand it.

I have no idea how to tell people about Chris Chan. He is so weird, and I don't know where to start.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

People need to stop bringing their loud ass children in the movie theater.

Oh god you just gave me a flashback, in my local theater 2 Parents of the Year brought their fucking 4-6 y/o's to see fucking Deadpool. The kids were quiet, but goddamn you're really gonna expose your kids to that shit? (also the theater at the ticket booth even had a sign on the glass that stated and I quote "Deadpool is "very" rated R")

Out of all the disgusting strains of subhumans that have seemingly materialized out of thin air during this cursed past decade, there is one that inspires a sense of visceral disgust in me like no other. All the art hoes, e-thots, troons, and hypebeasts in the world combined couldn’t possibly compare to the sort of primal rage that I feel bubbling up in me every time I have to look at one of these creatures. These are, of course, nu-males.

I remember I got flamed on Twitter for pointing that some chick who was hopping on the #MeToo bandwagon against a guy continued to support him years after the event that supposedly made her realize he was abusive apparently happened, and everyone who replied to my tweet crying and pissing their pants was either some generic e-thot zoomer cunt or a soi-guzzling faggot with a patchy goatee. I never saw a man with that shitty facial hair up until a few years ago. What is it that causes this phenomenon? Is there something in the water?

Why would any man become a “white knight”? What do they get out of it? They don’t seriously think that women are going to fuck them if they act like a spineless simp, do they?

Every time someone calls you an incel online, remember this is who you’re talking to. This is the face of a straight white male in 2021. It’s really no surprise that so many white chicks are dating/fucking black guys now. Say what you want about blacks but at least they have managed to retain their masculinity and haven’t fallen for the globohomo bullshit that whites push.

Christ does that image set off my internal disgust measures. Men can be whatever they want, but THIS? Put on the wig and bend over for the nice black supremacist, you're his bitch now.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Oh god you just gave me a flashback, in my local theater 2 Parents of the Year brought their fucking 4-6 y/o's to see fucking Deadpool. The kids were quiet, but goddamn you're really gonna expose your kids to that shit? (also the theater at the ticket booth even had a sign on the glass that stated and I quote "Deadpool is "very" rated R")

I don't mind, as long as the kids aren't screaming and crying.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I don't mind, as long as the kids aren't screaming and crying.

Yeah they're not my kids so I shouldn't care, but I'm still judging.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Yet we have more of the fuckers showing up at the corner of the Walmart exits and by the highway on/off ramps. Every fucking day. They aren’t even locals.

The police don’t even bother with them and the dumb fuckers over here are always aching to give a few bucks to the bums for that good ol dopamine fix.

Many localities now ignore panhandlers after the ACLU targeted those with anti-panhandling ordinances and threatened to file lawsuits on First Amendment grounds unless those ordinances were amended. Once that happened, and the new laws became largely toothless, panhandlers seemed to crawl out of the woodwork to grift -- sometimes to the point of being aggressive about it (which is supposedly still illegal, ) -- with impunity. It's not uncommon to see 2 or 3 people panhandling at the same major intersection with each working their own specific corner. Any efforts to offer help to these people that would get them off the streets is met with bouncing and squeaking, and cries of "How dare you harass those poor homeless people who just need that money to live?" from the usual crowd.

It's not much better than the period of time were we had people coming in from out of town to solicit donations, allegedly for charity, from drivers stopped at red lights. Although the police couldn't do anything to discourage them (again, for First Amendment reasons), the police spokesperson who commented for the media hinted indirectly that they had no evidence the money was supporting any local charities as claimed and that people shouldn't give the people in question any money. Shortly after that aired, the people disappeared from those intersections never to be seen again.

 

[Pargon]

The fact that no news media outlet is trustworthy. My choices are "blatant editorializing in every article" or "carefully curated lies of omission". I just want facts and a little bit of context so I understand what's going on in the world.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I have no idea how to tell people about Chris Chan. He is so weird, and I don't know where to start.

I told a sibling to check out Geno's documentary and their takeaway was that the trolls were pathetic to mess with a loser like Chris to begin with while Chris couldn't just step away from the computer.

 

[totse]

I hate the way I get so irritable about people telling me what I already know (i.e., pointing out things that are obvious if you aren't retarded, telling me to do something I already intended to do, telling me to do something as I am already in the process of doing it, etc.)

What harm does it do? Why do I care? I have experience in / knowledge of various contexts in which "say what you see" is normal and not offensive. I don't get salty in Counter Strike about people making callouts about shit I've already seen and I don't worry that anyone there will.

The best I can figure, it stems from a fear of being seen as incompetent due to a perception that I wouldn't have handled these things if someone hadn't told me what to do, without ever having a chance to show that I was competent the whole time. And the counter to that would be the fact that I've never (rarely?) had this thought about another person. But I'm not sure what to do with it beyond that and it's the source of many fictional arguments inside my head, which is really the most annoying thing about it.

 

[Meat Target]

FUCKING ROBOCALLS
GO TO HELL DIE DIE DIE

 

[Bender]

FUCKING ROBOCALLS
GO TO HELL DIE DIE DIE

Robots need jobs too.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Facial hair, especially beards.

Beards are generally unattractive and repulsive and the fact they're so widespread now among two different generations of young men is just saddening.

If you're under the age of 55 and you have a beard, you better be an officer in the American Civil War or a Greek philosopher, otherwise you're a soy-addled douchebag.

 

[Meat Target]

Facial hair, especially beards.

Beards are generally unattractive and repulsive and the fact they're so widespread now among two different generations of young men is just saddening.

If you're under the age of 55 and you have a beard, you better be an officer in the American Civil War or a Greek philosopher, otherwise you're a soy-addled douchebag.

I agree on this only if the beard is combined with glasses. Beard + glasses is the international signal for "please give me wedgies and swirlies". Hence, I always wear contacts in public.