Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Rat Speaker]

@Schuylkill Valley

Tell you what. If I meet you at Mayerson's closed office tomorrow at 11, will you agree to box me for six rounds?

A simple "yes" or "no" will suffice.

I believe you owe the gentlemen an answer, Len.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Congrats on propelling this thread to 500 pages shaner, You've made Godjesus proud. Want to shoot for 600?

 

[#ZeroPointEnergy2084.]

Dennis, get you're mind out of the gutter.

I`m not Dennis .....again.

You need to unstick your tounge from Gloria`s wrinkled ass.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Dennis, get you're mind out of the gutter.

For fuck's sake . . .

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Dennis, get you're mind out of the gutter.

He literally just asked if you were going to be nice and take your elderly mother out to do stuff with. And then you interpreted it dirtily?

Very interesting. So, how many times have you asked your mother to have sex with you?

 

[Jashinist]

Could someone email Hy Mayerson and get it in writing that Len is bullshitting? We already know he is, I'm just enjoying us having more and more conclusive proof as Len tries to wiggle in a somehow logical explanation.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Could someone email Hy Mayerson and get it in writing that Len is bullshitting? We already know he is, I'm just enjoying us having more and more conclusive proof as Len tries to wiggle in a somehow logical explanation.

That's something for @Saul Goodman or @AnOminous.

Edit: no edit

 

[DogshitTaco]

He literally just asked if you were going to be nice and take your elderly mother out to do stuff with. And then you interpreted it dirtily?

Very interesting. So, how many times have you asked your mother to have sex with you?

What is it with cows and incest? We need to get Lenny, Marjan, and TJ together.

Also, like the guy in my avatar would probably say to you Lenny: Happy 500th page, bitch!

 

[Cthulu]

So, how many times have you asked your mother to have sex with you?

More importantly did she?

 

[Jashinist]

Best case scenario, Len panics at the thought of us actually having email proof that he is lying right from Hy himself, and actually tries to contact Hy to hurriedly push him into becoming his lawyer for real.

 

[Ariel]

 

[AnOminous]

Could someone email Hy Mayerson and get it in writing that Len is bullshitting? We already know he is, I'm just enjoying us having more and more conclusive proof as Len tries to wiggle in a somehow logical explanation.

Mayerson is the kind of guy who probably charges an hourly just to write a letter.

 

[Cthulu]

Best case scenario, Len panics at the thought of us actually having email proof that he is lying right from Hy himself, and actually tries to contact Hy to hurriedly push him into becoming his lawyer for real.

And gets more charges against him. The Lenspiracy can only grow.

 

[Jashinist]

Happy half-way-to-thread-lock day, Len! Only 500 more pages and this thread gets shut down!





as we open a new one

 

[ADamnDjinn]

Happy 500th page! Let's hope we can get this to 1000.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Quoting an epic post for page 500:

For the benefit of newcomers not wanting to sift through hundreds of pages of Len's inability to keep a coherent thought together or properly use “your” and you're”, I have compiled a list of all my TRUE and HONEST content, which was verified by Len himself (@The_Knight_Rider, @Schuylkill Valley) when he sperged out in anger and by @Kirby whom he chatted with on Facebook, effectively backing up every post.

(Also, if you haven't picked up on it, Len is astronomically asshurt over the information about him working a “real” job, so he goes out of his way to ignore my posts.)

Lastly, because I consider Len to be a huge fucking yutz, all of my stories have a Three Stooges-esque title.

Spoiler

Len Shaner in “Autism Anarchy!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-230#post-801492

Len Shaner in “Scrapbook Shenanigans!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-235#post-802823

Len Shaner in “Candyman Catastrophe!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-287#post-810200

Len Shaner in “Pants Shitting Panic!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-289#post-810474

Len Shaner in “Pottstown Smackdown!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-313#post-813177
(This post turned “Friend of” Len a.k.a. The_Knight_Rider into “real” Len a.k.a. Schuykill Valley)

Len Shaner in “Pants Shitting Panic 2: Pepto Bismol Blues!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-329#post-814826

Len Shaner in “Retirement Party Malarkey!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-332#post-815008

Len Shaner in “Baby Shower Boondoggle!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-356#post-816804

Len Shaner in “Prime Time Crime!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-358#post-816859

Len Shaner in “Obtuse Operator!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-359#post-817272

Len Shaner in “Parking Lot Pandemonium!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-375#post-820439

Len Shaner in “Train Tape Terror!”
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-454#post-831047

Side Note: I think “Lenographer” has a better ring to it than “Lenstorian.”

Enjoy.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Something funny I saw on the site:

• 
  My litigation mainly involved:
  
  1. Causes[1],
  
  2. Reasonable compensation for those injured by another's carelessness in car accidents, property mismanagement...
  
  3. Contracts.

I believe Len's case fits into none of these categories for Hy's law firm.

 

[Jashinist]

Mayerson is the kind of guy who probably charges an hourly just to write a letter.

I feel like for lawyers whose reputations are everything, a quick explanation of the kind of person Len is should be enough to want him to clarify that he is in no way affiliated whatsoever.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Those yard/art sales are hosted by a guy named Melvin Goldfield who shares a space with Hy Mayerson.

What's throwing me off is that Goldfield's been dead for fifteen years. I guess he & Hy were best bros?

 

[chimpburgers]

Just as a reminder, this thread was made on June 4th. Today's July 12th and it took just over a month (about 38 days if you want to get more technical) to do it. Here's to another quick 500 pages. Thank you Lenny, you super autistic son of a bitch shitposting superstar!