Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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okay one, this is cringy as fuck lmao. this is like exactly the thing you tell people not to do in your chats judy.

and two, i glanced at the talent list for this agency(?) and its all skinny, reasonably attractive women so....good luck.

AND THIRD, this is a talent agency for WOMEN which you keep saying you arent so....weird how you can conveniently forget that 💅
What's this shit with saying "Q2.5" instead of "mid-May," or "May 15"?

[Edited because I can't calendar for shit.]
 
If she goes any slower, bitch would be dead
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Radical kindness
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Since when is Jude ever fearful of taking a week off? If she could, she’d probably just want to get paid just for being alive. Twitch is the closest thing to that I guess.
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Stop paying attention to cishet white men
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Ew. Cishet white men are gross
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She would jump at the first cishet white man that showed actual interest in her. Well she’s probably incapable of jumping at this point, but she’d roll over to him.
 
Yeah, you and your friends and your partners, all of whom suffer from (self-diagnosed) c-PTSD, have it harder than anyone.
Fuck you, schizophrenics!

You know what does make you tired? Sugar--which Judy consumes a lot of, and I am sure accompanied that coffee in some form, either in the drink itself, or in the form of banana bread (or whatever other empty refined carbs she no doubt ate), or both.
Particularly in Type 2 diabetics with high blood sugar.

Fatigue is a common symptom of diabetes and can result from high blood sugar levels and other symptoms and complications of the condition. 61 percent of people with newly diagnosed type 2 diabetes report fatigue as a symptom. The same study found that fatigue is the second most common symptom in this group.
To reduce fatigue, it is also essential for a person to properly manage their diabetes
 
ADHDfag, here to PL.

No, caffeinated coffee does not make people with ADHD tired after drinking it. Being a mild stimulant, it can help improve mental focus slightly, for a short time. So it's not uncommon for undiagnosed or unmedicated ADHDers to consume huge amounts of caffeine throughout the day, be it in coffee or energy drinks, as a marginally effective form of self-medicating. But no, it does not make you tired.

You know what does make you tired? Sugar--which Judy consumes a lot of, and I am sure accompanied that coffee in some form, either in the drink itself, or in the form of banana bread (or whatever other empty refined carbs she no doubt ate), or both.

Sugar lowers the levels of orexin, a chemical in the brain that keeps you feeling awake (protein raises orexin levels). So if you're feeling tired all the time--as Judy does--cut the sugar and eat some decent quality protein.

ETA: Judy doesn't have ADHD; she's just a malingering brat, looking for new excuses for her shitty attitude and behavior. But you knew that.
Fellow ADHDfag reporting in! We are all self-medicating or supplementing with caffeine because it helps with the busted brain stuff, but sure Jude you’re totes sleepies from the Starbies you widdle ADHD bean.

From what I have read, caffeine can even potentiate stimulant medication meaning it makes it work better-ish. I have found that a handful of dark chocolate espresso beans in the morning is a good complement to morning meds.

I’ve also read that citric acid or vitamin C (I think) is contra-indicated for stimulant meds. Take those multivitamins at night, fellow ADHKiwis. Also, popping a Tums or two with your morning Adderall potentiates it like a galaxy-brain amount and this is extremely helpful at the beginning of the menstrual cycle when the body is naturally more acidic, usually when my meds stop working and my life goes to shit.
 
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I can't recall exactly which goddesses "claimed" her aside from Hecate, but I vaguely recall the Morrigan being thrown around. You know, the Celtic goddess of war and death (and fertility via death and rebirth but that's a sperg for another day). For some reason, I don't see a literal war goddess being like "uwu it's ok you should am baby today you've worked so hard playing video games for three hours per week".
 
I can't recall exactly which goddesses "claimed" her aside from Hecate, but I vaguely recall the Morrigan being thrown around. You know, the Celtic goddess of war and death (and fertility via death and rebirth but that's a sperg for another day). For some reason, I don't see a literal war goddess being like "uwu it's ok you should am baby today you've worked so hard playing video games for three hours per week".
I'm assuming it's the usual Edgy Goddesses so yeah, probably Hecate and the Morrigan and maybe, idk Sekhmet or something since she likes cats but wants to be cool.

I always found it interesting that fat witchy types like Jude will scream night and day about how she's LATINX LATINX HOLY SHIT POC BROWN LATINX but then always goes for the Celtic and Greco-Roman options when it comes to deities to larp about. It's almost like, gasp, she actually has no practical connection with her heritage! It's almost like she'd rather ignore it because she knows full well she's making this shit up and wants to pick cool mainstream goddesses with (and I can't believe I'm saying this, but you know exactly what I mean) brand recognition!

There's so many cultures out there if you're gonna be blatantly appropriating stuff to impress little teenybopper teen witch types, Judy, get a bit less basic bitch.
 
Yeah, you and your friends and your partners, all of whom suffer from (self-diagnosed) c-PTSD, have it harder than anyone.
Fuck you, schizophrenics!
Someone mentioned in another cow’s thread (maybe Bex Gerber but I can’t remember) that mental health providers use c PTSD as a stealth warning to their colleagues that the patient is a Borderline Personality Disorder case. (Because people with real c PTSD have a self explanatory life history to back it up, like being forced into prostitution for years or being a POW.)
 
I can't recall exactly which goddesses "claimed" her aside from Hecate, but I vaguely recall the Morrigan being thrown around. You know, the Celtic goddess of war and death (and fertility via death and rebirth but that's a sperg for another day). For some reason, I don't see a literal war goddess being like "uwu it's ok you should am baby today you've worked so hard playing video games for three hours per week".
Her only Goddess is Wendy’s.
 
Someone mentioned in another cow’s thread (maybe Bex Gerber but I can’t remember) that mental health providers use c PTSD as a stealth warning to their colleagues that the patient is a Borderline Personality Disorder case. (Because people with real c PTSD have a self explanatory life history to back it up, like being forced into prostitution for years or being a POW.)
I have no doubt she's borderline AF haveing delt with borderlines and bi polars I'm not she how Mel does it shit is absolutely exhausting.
 
Someone mentioned in another cow’s thread (maybe Bex Gerber but I can’t remember) that mental health providers use c PTSD as a stealth warning to their colleagues that the patient is a Borderline Personality Disorder case. (Because people with real c PTSD have a self explanatory life history to back it up, like being forced into prostitution for years or being a POW.)

Yeah, I know I've said it on the Russell Greer thread (and maybe even this one, as well), but teenagers and young adults with Cluster B personality disorders tend to initially be given diagnoses such as depression and Bipolar (Russell) or C-PTSD (Jude).

A lot of therapists will not take on NPD or BPD clients at all because they are so demanding and exhausting and do shit like threaten suicide to get attention (BPD), or are dishonest, manipulative, and essentially untreatable (NPD). So the inclination is to see how well treatment goes for a "softer" disorder that can be treated/managed, before laying on such a heavy diagnosis--which will negatively affect the client's ability to get further treatment.

Teenage and young adult clients essentially have brain damage until around age 24, as a massive reorganization is taking place within the structures of the brain itself. This is why teenagers and college-age kids are often impulsive, moody, prone to defiance and emotional overreactions, and why they often engage in dangerous or self-harming behavior. They may come off exactly like Narcs or Borderliners or Histrionics at age 17--only to settle down and become perfectly normal, non-disordered adults by age 27. So it's important to cut them plenty of slack on a diagnosis.

That said, at age 24 Jude's just about done with those brain changes, and (assuming she's telling the truth) has been seeing therapists for her alleged C-PTSD for at least two years now. And this is where the rubber starts meeting the road. She may yet end up with a therapist who decides it's time to re-evaluate that diagnosis--because I see nothing in her childhood or family life that would support a C-PTSD diagnosis, and a whole lot that points straight at NPD with Borderline features.

NPD and BPD can be comorbid with each other and other Cluster B personality disorders, but I think NPD is her fundamental issue, here. My primary reasons for this are that she's not engaging in intentional or impulsive self-harm (eating sugary garbage until she ends up with the beetus doesn't count); has shown no signs of suicidal ideation; has maintained a largely stable self-image and self-presentation; and if she feels any self-loathing, it's repressed under her false, self-aggrandizing outward persona (NPD), rather than being out there on display (BPD; see: Trisha Paytas).

And, most importantly, Jude nails every single one of the diagnostic criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and nails them hard. And then fucking countersinks them, so there's no prying them up with, "Yeah, but maybe she's not that bad..."
 
"i hate being forced to take time off! so anxious! muh ptsd!"

also jude:
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someone made more totally accurate fanart:
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newsflash judy. needs 2 more chins and those boobs need to be sagging a little lower. thought you were proud of your body?


also this should be good:
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she clarified somewhere else that she means ask her anything about streaming and being a cOnTeNt cReAtOr but we'll see how THAT goes
 
"i hate being forced to take time off! so anxious! muh ptsd!"

also jude:
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someone made more totally accurate fanart:
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newsflash judy. needs 2 more chins and those boobs need to be sagging a little lower. thought you were proud of your body?


also this should be good:
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she clarified somewhere else that she means ask her anything about streaming and being a cOnTeNt cReAtOr but we'll see how THAT goes
What you see on Tinder:
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What you end up getting:
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Jude wishes she looked like her fanart. Boobs are way too perky and big, and she has a neck. If Jude looked like her fanart, I’d actually believe it when she says that men just can’t stop hitting on her.
 
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The fuck is that fold on her right arm, just at the elbow?
It's fat.
I came to say that besides forgetting her chin collection, the fanart forgot her many, many arm rolls. It also doesn't convey that Judy's eyes are only closed because they are squished with fat.
And they forgot the stink lines.
 
And, most importantly, Jude nails every single one of the diagnostic criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and nails them hard. And then fucking countersinks them, so there's no prying them up with, "Yeah, but maybe she's not that bad..."

She does indeed. I know I've posted this before, but I'll do Throwback Thursday a day early this week: here are the symptoms of NPD according to the Mayo Clinic. If you didn't know better, you would think this was written specifically about Jude, by someone who knew her personally:

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Overly entitled? Requiring constant compliments and admiration? Exaggerating (or inventing outright) talents and achievements? Go through this thread and you'll find plenty of examples of Jude exhibiting every behavior on this list.

And how do narcissists behave when they face setbacks or are given any form of criticism? Once again, the Mayo Clinic's list for narcissists sounds like a personalized description of Jude:

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