Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

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I don't see how belching and farting would exactly be frowned upon at a gym provided you aren't shitting yourself and throwing up every goddamn time you fart or burp.
Imagine yourself moving your ass to the gym to get fucking SWOLE but there is that one fat tard who's constantly belching, sighting, and farting relatively close to you.

Management probably got tons of complains in no time and eventually decided to throw him off. And/Or weens decided to mess with them.
 
Imagine yourself moving your ass to the gym to get fucking SWOLE but there is that one fat tard who's constantly belching, sighting, and farting relatively close to you.

Management probably got tons of complains in no time and eventually decided to throw him off. And/Or weens decided to mess with them.
A normal person would even try to mask it somehow but chris let's it rip even on video as a delicat woman. I don't want to imagine it on a thredmill.
 
So, just got caught up (relatively) with the thread and all I can say what the actual fuck.

I am getting super uncomfortable reminders of the time I listened to the Heaven's Gate episodes of Last Podcast on the Left in terms of how under the right conditions, people can convince themselves of anything, because Chris legit needing the Merge to happen shows that, if anything, he's completely given up on reality and is literally trying to will CWCville 2.0 into existence.

What's really scary though is that Chris is absolutely fine with bringing about a cross-dimensional extinction event (IIRC he's even said in the past that many people would not survive the Merge) all so he can live in cartoon fantasy land. He's always been self-centered but now as long as he gets to live in his paradise, all the rest of the world can fucking burn for all he cares.

It does make me wonder just how desperate Chris will get before he inevitably ends up doing himself in as his grip on what sanity he has left continues to erode. He took a knife to himself because he wanted DIY sex change surgery twice. How far is he going to go in order to see reality itself crumble for his exclusive benefit?
 
I am getting super uncomfortable reminders of the time I listened to the Heaven's Gate episodes of Last Podcast on the Left in terms of how under the right conditions, people can convince themselves of anything, because Chris legit needing the Merge to happen shows that, if anything, he's completely given up on reality and is literally trying to will CWCville 2.0 into existence.
Welcome to the new age religion.
What's really scary though is that Chris is absolutely fine with bringing about a cross-dimensional extinction event (IIRC he's even said in the past that many people would not survive the Merge) all so he can live in cartoon fantasy land. He's always been self-centered but now as long as he gets to live in his paradise, all the rest of the world can fucking burn for all he cares.
The covid pandemic is the perfect example lf that.
The effects: Millions of deaths? Unless it's Barb, don't give a crap. Babscon cancellation? Bring it back!
It does make me wonder just how desperate Chris will get before he inevitably ends up doing himself in as his grip on what sanity he has left continues to erode. He took a knife to himself because he wanted DIY sex change surgery twice. How far is he going to go in order to see reality itself crumble for his exclusive benefit?
Since CWCville is his fantasy land and his ideal heaven, he hasn't consider killing himself yet; which means he still have motivations to live.

When people die, they'll go to C-197. Chris didn't explicitly say suicide doesn't count so it might be his last resort
 
Since CWCville is his fantasy land and his ideal heaven, he hasn't consider killing himself yet; which means he still have motivations to live.

When people die, they'll go to C-197. Chris didn't explicitly say suicide doesn't count so it might be his last resort

Well, I do recall he claimed to have the ability to 'visit' CWCville (which when recorded turned out to, unsurprisingly, just be him closing his eyes and thinking really hard about being on another dimensional plane of reality).
 
Well, I do recall he claimed to have the ability to 'visit' CWCville (which when recorded turned out to, unsurprisingly, just be him closing his eyes and thinking really hard about being on another dimensional plane of reality).
He always describes CWCville positively (pandemic-free, superpowers, diverse works of art) but wanting the merge to happen means his imagination isn't enough for him to get erected.
Examples:
  1. Wanting MLP season 10-14. Chris can interact with Twilight Sporkle anytime but still prefers what's on the screen.
  2. Cancelled Babscon. Sonichu claims that Chris is having fun in CWCville Babscon without any issues. Going back to #1, he has access to the Pony land but prefers Babscon.
 
Anybody else think Praetor isn't gonna do anything new since they got doxxed? I bet they're shit scared and are now well aware that inducing an autistic person to tase himself is a crime.

I actually hope this is what happens. Partially because those shitstains can fuck right off, but also because it cuts Chris off from external influence.

And we all know Chris is at his best when he's forced to think for himself.
 
I actually hope this is what happens. Partially because those shitstains can fuck right off, but also because it cuts Chris off from external influence.

And we all know Chris is at his best when he's forced to think for himself.
Agreed. There's a difference between putting Chris into a situation where he does crazy shit, and just handing him a script of crazy shit to do. I'm not really interested in what four students at Goochland High think is funny, I find Chris himself funny. He maced a Gamestop employee all on his own, remember. Maybe I'll be surprised, and the Taser video will drop and be hilarious, but I doubt it.
 
I actually hope this is what happens. Partially because those shitstains can fuck right off, but also because it cuts Chris off from external influence.

And we all know Chris is at his best when he's forced to think for himself.
awww come on why do you guys always gotta ruin the fun? i was looking forward to a saga that could rival the idea guys in terms of chris making a jackass of himself...by which i mean perform a stunt even jackass would call retarded.

i hope the doxing hasn't scared them off completel. on the one hand considering most of them are teenagers it probably wont matter much too them. On the other the teen troon squad got doxed and then ran for the hills. Though they where ugly chicks trying to be guys so maybe that's why .
 
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