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Arlo is apparently going full Doomer. The aftermath is going to be a real treat.
Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch
- Thread starter WOKE_AF 95
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"I'm here to tell you we don't have jack shit."
Isn't this an anniversary for Zelda? All they got is fucking Skyward Sword?
Isn't this an anniversary for Zelda? All they got is fucking Skyward Sword?
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This is why they still fucking need a western dev like Rareware to fill in their releases.
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Meh not bad, some stuff their seemed neat ( project trinity should just be a new final fantasy tactics game) but fuck the live chat was cancer
Dark Edea
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I am not playing Skyward Sword again. Fuck off.
That said, Skyward Sword had some neat ideas but sadly they were buried under the worst of Nintendo's hand holding and linearity.
That said, Skyward Sword had some neat ideas but sadly they were buried under the worst of Nintendo's hand holding and linearity.
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It's the original wii-rom put on a Switch card. It's the minimal effort possible.
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I never played Skyward Sword. I don't see that changing even with the button controls
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Disregard this, I suck cocks.
Dark Edea
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Cool. Sexually suggestive squids.
You saved it, Nintendo.
You saved it, Nintendo.
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Why, exactly, do third party devs need Nintendo to push their ports so much?
Or is it a Nintendo thing because they only got Splatoon, Anime Sword Waifus and Animal Crossing DLC to show?
Or is it a Nintendo thing because they only got Splatoon, Anime Sword Waifus and Animal Crossing DLC to show?
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I thought this fucking Direct was for shit coming out the first half of this year? WTF was with the 2022 shit?
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I'd like to finally play Skyward Sword for completionist sake but you're telling me they can't be bothered to also include Twilight Princess HD? Come the fuck on.
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Literally the only thing of interest was a new Mario Golf, but then I remembered how phoned in the last couple Mario Tennis games were and suddenly I'm not that hyped.
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It's Mario Golf and tied to 50 dollars worth of DLC.
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Speed golf looks fucking great. it's like ninja golf/ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro Am all over again.
That new EA fortnite/overwatch wannabe game looks fucking terrible. Maybe even as bad as the star wars zynga game.
That new EA fortnite/overwatch wannabe game looks fucking terrible. Maybe even as bad as the star wars zynga game.
They were epic retro pixel games with rotating sprites, parallax scrolling and C64 SID music. Can't wait to see how treehouse fucks up the translation.
Why is the art for that actually OK? It looks like they're HEAVILY ripping off Lauren Faust.
Dark Edea
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I mean Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess represent Zelda at its worst outside of the cannon-banned CD-i games.
I would have rather gotten a upscaled port of the 3DS version of OoT and MM.
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Nintendo needed to show they were ready to play hardball after spending a year sitting on their hands, and instead walked onto the court and promptly shit themselves for a full hour.
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Maybe I'm just too old for this video game shit anymore. I remember in 2018 I thought Switch was going to have so much potential but all it's been is a fucking port and anime waifu dump.
I'm literally bored with *everything* at this point. I don't like cinematic garbage, but I'm sick of Monster Hunter, Xenoblade and Squarenix shit too.
I'm literally bored with *everything* at this point. I don't like cinematic garbage, but I'm sick of Monster Hunter, Xenoblade and Squarenix shit too.
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5 fucking years later, 3 after the fucking restart and they still haven't even said ONE WORD about MP4. Not even a "fuck you we're working on it". Fuck the japs, 2 bombs weren't enough
