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What marshmallow? All I see is a boulder.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Maybe in reference to the fact that 90% of her diet is high fructose corn syrup and huffing her hot air she spews from every sphincter.
Bet the yoga instructor regretted letting Tess come as she now nurses the spine and shoulder injury from hauling two ton tess up.
Do we think she is fighting for attention from Chantals thread as assume Tess stalks her thread here... ? Or am I reaching?
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I know it’s been said before, by me and others, but it always shocks and amazes me to see her bewb crack. It is fully the size of a normal sized butt. Imagine walking around with a whole booty on your chest.
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What really amazes me is how amused Tess is with herself.
I mean, sure, you're selling your body to gross feeders and farting on cakes for money, you're a shitty mom, your husband fucked off to another country to get away from you, your "best friend" Jolene dumped you and got a man, your career is non-existent, you look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with tits, and you stage these dumb photo ops and play house with a borderline pedo woman that thinks she's man merely for the attention....but sure, you have every reason to be pleased with yourself, Tess. Go on with your bad self, gurl!
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Video sponsored by Flabletics and Stay Puft Marshmallows.
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Who acts like this, in public, no less? Eye fucking yourself in a mirror smugly because your poor joints are so trashed from obesity that you just managed to sit cross legged on the floor (where you will struggle to rise from without assistance)?
Yaaas queen! This calls for a cake!
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Okay, but to be fair the Stay Puft Man is way more proportional and doesn't have the gunt Tess has.
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I've been following Tess for a long time like a long slow car wreck I can't look away from. I've gotta say this is the most shocking state I've ever seen her in. I'm starting to think she might die. If her mom can't take care of the kids what is going to happen to them?
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Well, Rylee's bio dad lives in Mississippi. And if for some reason Nana Beth or his dad couldn't take him, Tess’s brother Tad can.
Bowie's bio dad and grandparents live in Melbourne and there doesn't seem to be a reason her couldn't live there, provided someone could come get him and bring him back. And again, he has his maternal uncle Tad, same as Rylee.
So people exist who can step in when the time comes. I think Tess'll make it past Rylee's high school graduation - it's only 4 years away - but I doubt she sees Bowie's.
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Nick wishes he lived in Melbourne. Unfortunately for him he's living in Brisbane, the right-wing capital of Australia(it's not.)
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In that pale unitard, with those fat rolls, she looks like she's in her larval stage...
...except all the grubs/larvae I found on image searches are far less disgusting.
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That is an institutional, industrial grade, full-on TRUCKER'S ASS bolted on the front there. And look at the bottoms of her feet. Wonder that the paint and pinterest-y letters on the walls didn't just slide right off.
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Her hands and feet are so tiny, and not in an “awww cute and dainty” way. It’s a “holy fuck her body is so giant that her hands and feet look creepily small” way. And the space between her big and second toes caused by the bones in her feet spreading under the massive weight they have to support...her feet look like actual pig trotters from this angle.
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It's how she shows up the hayders: instead of heeding their advice and concern, she shows them by inflicting damage to herself, thinking it's going to piss them off, when no, they aren't pissed off, they just laugh at her trying to show them. It's like Chantal, except with cake instead of UberEats. A term people like Tess and Chantal like to use: concern trolling, makes no sense, but they think caring about someone's health is a form of trolling.
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Tess' body is another example where you take everything you believe to know about the anatomy and proportions of an average human body and smack it repeatedly against a brick wall. Hard.
I always struggle with the her and other deathfat's bodies. Starting with 'there is somewhere a human skeleton hidden inside' to 'what fucking body part am I looking at?!' Everything is just so insanely wrong and distorted. Maybe just like Tess' view of herself, going by the way she eyefucks herself again.
I always struggle with the her and other deathfat's bodies. Starting with 'there is somewhere a human skeleton hidden inside' to 'what fucking body part am I looking at?!' Everything is just so insanely wrong and distorted. Maybe just like Tess' view of herself, going by the way she eyefucks herself again.
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Rylee also has the guy in L.A who he was living with for a bit. Not his biological dad but someone who he has a parental relationship with. I've never been sure of the entire story but it always sounds like he helped raise him so whilst not biologically related they do have close ties. Unsure where that leaves Bowie though if Nick doesn't want him full time and mama Tess or Tad can't commit to him. Cant imagine Joelene or Olly becoming a full time unpaid guardian for him.
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Your ex telling you to go on a diet because you broke another truck stop scale is not intimate partner violence, Ms. Holliday.
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I believe her. Nick endured a lot of abuse.
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The guy Rylle lives with (John) dated Ryann for a few years, so he lived with / was frequently around Rylee from approximately between the ages of 5 and 8.